87: Chapter 87 Two Clumsy Robbers

It was the middle of the night, and there wasn't a soul on the pedestrian street in Yanjing.

Qin Mo walked down the street with a swaggering gait, humming a little tune...

"I've made money, I've made money, I don't even know how to spend it. I'm holding a Nokia in my left hand, and driving a motorcycle with my right..."

"Hey! Stop! This is a robbery!"

Just then, an angry shout rang out, startling Qin Mo in the quiet night.

Qin Mo instinctively turned around and saw two youths, about twenty years old, with dyed green and yellow hair, standing behind him. They were holding folding knives and looking at him with arrogant expressions.

"You... want to rob me?"

Qin Mo pointed at himself, staring at the two in front of him in shock.

The yellow-haired one, who seemed to be the leader, toyed with his folding knife and sneered, "Duh, you're the only one here. If I don't rob you, who do I rob?"

"Are you sure? Under the feet of the Emperor, do you know who I am? How dare you rob me?"

The other one with green hair paused for a moment and instinctively asked, "Who are you? Why can't we rob you?"

The yellow-haired one on the side said angrily, "Second brother, why are you talking nonsense with him? Who cares who he is, just rob him! Hand over the money, the Nokia, and the motorcycle you have on you!"

Qin Mo was speechless. Was this guy an idiot? Couldn't he tell he was just singing... Where was there any Nokia or motorcycle...

He then looked at the two of them strangely.

"Sorry, I don't have any money on me, and this is a society ruled by law. Aren't you afraid of going to jail?"

"Bullshit! I heard you from far away just now. You were showing off in the middle of the night, saying you made money and bought a motorcycle and a Nokia!"

"I was just singing, for God's sake! Singing, do you understand?"

"Singing?"

The yellow-haired one was clearly stunned, as if he hadn't reacted yet...

Qin Mo put on a heartbroken expression and said, "We are in a society ruled by law now. We are all pillars of the country. You should rely on your own hands to work hard, to struggle, to live the life you want, instead of robbing others!"

"As long as your thinking doesn't slip, there are always more solutions than difficulties. To succeed, you must first go crazy! But charge towards money! Fight once and be rich for three generations; only by risking your life can you not fail! Sleep on the floor today, be the boss tomorrow!"

After saying this, Qin Mo opened his arms.

"Applause if you understand!"

...

The two stared blankly at Qin Mo's speech, their mouths wide open...

Then the green-haired one on the side hesitated and pulled the yellow-haired one.

"Big brother, what he said seems to make a lot of sense! Robbery is illegal..."

The yellow-haired one widened his eyes, seemingly not expecting his second brother to say such shocking words...

Any thief who heard this would probably have their CPU fried.

"Damn it! We are robbing! Do you understand what robbery is? It's turning other people's money into your own. I don't care if it's illegal!"

"But... what he said makes a lot of sense! This shouldn't be good..."

Once these words were said, the yellow-haired one fell silent...

"Hahaha..."

"I'm dying of laughter! Where did these two stupid thieves come from? Are they performing a double act?"

"Brilliant, brilliant. If the Streamer didn't go into pyramid schemes with that mouth of his, it would be a real waste of talent!"

"These two met the Streamer and are having the worst luck in eight lifetimes. They've been bamboozled until they're limping..."

"What did the Streamer do before? He's quite skilled at this, isn't he?"

"Streamer, I think you're looking a bit 'criminal'!"

...

The green-haired one looked at the silent yellow-haired one and hesitated, saying, "Big brother, how about... we listen to him? Let's not rob anymore..."

"Asshole! I've already taken off my pants, and you tell me not to rob? We're robbing him regardless! Get him!"

As he said this, the yellow-haired one raised the folding knife in his hand and rushed towards Qin Mo.

The green-haired one on the side hesitated between morality and loyalty, but ultimately chose loyalty and rushed up as well.

...

The scene shifted, and Qin Mo was now standing on the side of the road, making a phone call.

"Hello? Officer Li?"

"Qin Mo? What's wrong? What's the matter?"

"Oh, nothing much, I caught two robbers. I'm at Longhu Park on the pedestrian street now, you guys come over."

"What? You caught two robbers? Are you hurt?"

"No, no. You guys hurry over. I've got these two under control. I gave you the address, I'm going to find a place to sleep."

Saying this, Qin Mo glanced back at the two and then turned and left.

...

Before long, Li Ming arrived at the destination according to Qin Mo's address.

"This..."

At this moment, everyone stared wide-eyed at the two, who were hanging upside down on a tree like monkeys, barely breathing...

"Captain Li... look at what's written on them."

At this time, the Officer Hat on the side asked in confusion.

Li Ming looked over instinctively.

"Brainwashing failed! Physical brainwashing successful!"

"This..."

Everyone looked at each other, not knowing what the content on the note meant...

...

"Miss? Are you sure it's really not possible?"

"I said no, it's no!"

"It's just sleeping, do you have to be like this?"

"Who doesn't come here to sleep?"

"How can you say such cold words with your thirty-seven-degree mouth? It's just that I forgot my ID card, can't you make an exception?"

At this time, inside a high-end hotel in Yanjing, Qin Mo stood at the front desk arguing with the Front Desk Miss.

The Miss glanced at Qin Mo and said impatiently.

"This is a high-end hotel. You can't check in without an ID card. Who knows if you're some kind of fugitive? Wouldn't letting you in be irresponsible to the hotel's guests?"

Qin Mo widened his eyes upon hearing this.

"No, Miss, have you ever seen a fugitive as handsome as me? If a fugitive could be as handsome as me, why would he be a fugitive? Isn't it great to make a living off your looks?"

The Miss looked Qin Mo up and down.

"He is indeed quite handsome..."

Qin Mo looked at her expectantly.

"So?"

"That still won't do!"

The Miss looked at Qin Mo with an arrogant expression, completely unmoved.

...

"Hahaha..."

"I'm dying of laughter, it's the first time seeing the Streamer beg someone so humbly. It's truly a first!"

"Miss: You can try to confuse me with your handsome appearance, but it's not as important as my job!"

"Brothers, see that? Being handsome can't be eaten as food, and there's no special reason!"

"To the person above, I checked your homepage, you are indeed not handsome, but I want to ask... have you ever had a girlfriend?"

"No, why?"

"I can only be considered a little handsome? But I change two a day!"

"...I'm done, my mom is calling me home to eat!"

"Bro, your mom gets up at 1:00 AM to cook for you, right?"

"Hahaha..."

At this moment, Qin Mo looked at the arrogant Miss in front of him with a livid expression.

"Can you really not make an exception? I have money!"

"Hmph!"

Once these words were said, the Miss was clearly a little angry.

"I hate the rich the most in my life. I said no, it's no!"

"Slap!"

Qin Mo took out ten thousand directly from his pocket and slammed it heavily on the table.

"I'll give you a chance to rephrase, is it possible or not?"

...

The Miss widened her eyes, the arrogance on her face instantly disappeared, replaced by a look of sycophancy.

"Big brother, what are you saying? Of course it's possible! It must be possible!"

"Whoever dares to say no, I'll be the first to disagree!"

"Hmph!"

Qin Mo smiled coldly.

"I still prefer your unruly look from just now, restore it!"

Once these words were said, the Miss immediately straightened her back and restored her signature arrogant face.

"You! I'm talking about you, what are you looking at? Come with me! I'll take you to the room!"