5: Chapter 5 Did he really swear he'd be struck by lightning?

At this moment, the livestream was still filled with heated discussions.

"Brothers, Prof. Liu Hua didn't just commit this one crime. My uncle is among the Hats mentioned just now. I called to ask. As for what happened, see for yourselves. In the Streamer's words, dying ten thousand times wouldn't be enough for him!"

As they spoke, a netizen posted a screenshot in the livestream.

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After a brief silence in the livestream, everyone was enraged.

"Embezzling tens of millions, violating dozens of young girls, and indirectly causing two deaths—the youngest was only 14! What a beast!"

"That beast Prof. Liu Hua... who knows how many families he's destroyed with these deeds!"

"He's truly a beast, worse than a pig or a dog! Just thinking about how desperate those girls must have been... I really want to stab this beast to death!"

At this point, ninety percent of the netizens in the livestream were 'greeting' Prof. Liu Hua's parents.

The remaining ten percent used Prof. Liu Hua's mother as the center, his relatives as the radius, and his father as support to circle around eighteen generations of his ancestors, with his grandparents joining the fun and pets joining the fray, sending his entire family tree to heaven!

After a good while, the cursing in the livestream finally died down, and everyone's anger slowly subsided.

Then, the mood suddenly shifted, and the netizens in the livestream looked at Qin Mo with instant embarrassment.

"Uh... Brother Mo, I'm sorry! I was blind and misunderstood you just now!"

"I really deserve to die! Sorry, Brother Mo! I was the one cursing the loudest just now. Even though you already pointed it out, I still..."

"I won't say anything else, sorry Brother Mo! I really deserve to die." As he spoke, this netizen posted a photo of himself kneeling and kowtowing in the livestream.

Other netizens followed suit, and for a moment, the livestream seemed to turn into a holy land for kowtowing...

Meanwhile, Murong Lanlan was still brooding over the 'bloody calamity' Qin Mo had mentioned earlier.

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Ding! Popularity +500.

Ding! Popularity +500.

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for reaching 3,000 Popularity points. Reward: One month of lifespan and the identity of Feng Shui Fortune Teller! The next reward will be at 10,000 Popularity points."

"Feng Shui Fortune Teller: Do not tell if not asked, the law is not given for free, do not receive if bad luck is met, do not go against the path, only see half! Three divinations a month; calculating for oneself harms one's lifespan!"

What? Feng Shui Fortune Teller? And there are so many damn taboos...

Qin Mo was speechless. First it was physiognomy, now it's fortune-telling. Is the system preparing him to become a Taoist priest?

But livestreaming fortune-telling seems... pretty explosive too.

Qin Mo stopped dwelling on the fortune-teller identity and began to focus on the livestream.

After the little interlude with Prof. Liu Hua, the livestream's popularity had reached over four thousand and was still rising.

At this time, netizens were still posting photos of themselves kneeling. Some newcomers who didn't know what was going on thought that worshipping the Streamer would bring good luck and began to follow suit.

Qin Mo was a bit speechless.

"Alright, everyone can stop posting. This has nothing to do with you. It was Prof. Liu Hua who was leading the rhythm in the livestream; you were just misled."

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"Just got here, what happened?"

"I just heard that a professor was sent to jail just because he didn't praise the Streamer for being handsome. Is that true or false?"

The netizens in the livestream then began to explain the situation to the confused newcomers.

After hearing the story, the netizens were instantly enraged. They all rushed to Prof. Liu Hua's private account to 'greet' his family. Some extreme netizens even dragged in his aunts and uncles to join the 'greetings.'

Prof. Liu Hua's private account was instantly overrun.

At the same time, the video of the Streamer sending someone to jail through physiognomy and uncovering the truth of a cold case instantly swept across various charts. Qin Mo had become a minor viral sensation.

What Qin Mo didn't know was that after the incident with Prof. Liu Hua, he had also caught the attention of many Hats...

"Uh... Qin Mo, what exactly is going on with that 'bloody calamity' you mentioned?"

At this moment, Murong Lanlan asked uneasily.

Qin Mo glanced at her in surprise. He had said so much earlier and she didn't seem to believe it. Does she believe it now?

"Sigh."

Qin Mo let out a sigh. If she hadn't sent three TikTok Ones earlier and then spoken up for him, Qin Mo really wouldn't have wanted to bother with her. No matter how beautiful she was, it was useless... she wasn't his wife anyway.

Seeing Qin Mo remain silent, Murong Lanlan thought he was still angry because she hadn't believed him earlier, so she immediately opened the gift list.

Girl Who Likes Black Silk Stockings sent carnival x1.

Girl Who Likes Black Silk Stockings sent carnival x1.

Girl Who Likes Black Silk Stockings sent carnival x1.

Then, she used a soft, sweet voice to act coquettishly toward Qin Mo.

"Brother Qin Mo~ I was wrong~ Please forgive me~"

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Qin Mo was instantly dumbfounded. No! What are you doing?

Before Qin Mo could speak, the livestream erupted.

"Just got here, what happened? Why is there a heavenly voice that sounds so beautiful?"

"So cute!"

"The way the goddess acts coquettishly makes me happy yet brings me to tears."

"You upstairs, why happy and crying at the same time?"

"I'm happy because I actually got to see the goddess act coquettishly, but I'm crying because the person she's acting that way for isn't me."

"The goddess you're simping for is currently simping for another man. If it were you, wouldn't you cry?"

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"Damn it, I'm breaking down!"

"Where did this simp come from? Someone get a big bone to lure him away!"

"Just like that girl you once had a crush on—whose arms is she in now?"

"Bro! I was wrong! I was really wrong! Please, let me go!"

"Sigh, were you also this humble when you begged her not to leave back then?"

"Fuck! I..."

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The netizens were all stunned, not daring to say a word, for fear that they would become the next person being roasted to death.

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Murong Lanlan's face was flushed. This was the first time she had acted coquettishly toward a strange man in front of so many people. No! To be precise, this was her first time acting coquettishly ever.

But to figure out the 'bloody calamity' Qin Mo mentioned, she was going all out!

Qin Mo covered his forehead with a helpless look. He hadn't even said he was unwilling to speak yet, and she had already started using seduction?

But truth be told, I really do fall for this.

Qin Mo then turned serious, and the netizens in the livestream also quieted down to see what he would say.

"Are you planning to attend a class reunion tonight?"

Murong Lanlan was instantly shocked. "How... how did you know?"

"You don't need to care how I know. You only need to know that your bloody calamity today will occur because of that class reunion!"

As soon as Qin Mo spoke, the netizens began to speculate.

"Could it be a car accident on the way?"

"Could it be a robbery? Kidnapping? Since she's so beautiful, those possibilities can't be ruled out."

"We live in a society ruled by law now. Where would all these robberies and kidnappings come from!"

"Brother Mo, hurry up and tell us, what exactly is it?"

Murong Lanlan also looked at Qin Mo expectantly.

"Actually, your bloody calamity is indirectly related to the class reunion, but it's not the direct cause, because something will happen to you before you even reach the reunion."

"See! I said it must be a car accident!"

One netizen said happily.

Qin Mo paused and continued, "The place where the accident happens is at the entrance of your home. You will be struck by a speeding car and will most likely end up paralyzed from the waist down."

As soon as these words were spoken, Murong Lanlan's face turned pale. Paralyzed from the waist down—the thought was terrifying.

The netizens in the livestream also became active.

"I want to ask the beauty, do you swear oaths often? Otherwise, how could you get hit by a car as soon as you step out?"

"Everyone, those of you who often swear oaths and get struck by lightning or hit by cars, take note: swear fewer oaths in the future... otherwise, they might actually come true!"

"Sisters, wait for me. I'm going to make my boyfriend swear an oath right now to see if he's done anything behind my back."

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"Sister? How is it? Are you still there?"

"I'm here! I'm so mad. That scumbag just finished swearing an oath when a bolt of lightning struck down. He's being sent to the hospital right now."

"Holy shit?"

"Holy shit?"

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