16: Chapter 16: Is Appraising Treasures Dangerous?

"Can the Streamer really appraise treasures? Can you look at me first?"

Qin Mo was momentarily speechless.

"The Streamer appraises treasures, not people! Why would I look at you?"

"I'm wearing black silk stockings~"

"Ahem, what is the Dog Streamer waiting for? Hurry up and connect via video?"

"The guy above me, you're a total pervert, aren't you? This is a treasure appraisal stream!!! Uh... actually, looking at black silk once in a while... isn't out of the question..."

"A bunch of perverts, the lot of you. I'm too embarrassed to even call you out. I'm ashamed to be in your company."

"Hey, guy above, I saw your favorites list. It's nothing but beauties! Tell us, how long have you been grooming this account?"

"Uh..."

"Ahem!"

Qin Mo coughed twice to interrupt the stream's bullet chat.

"Everyone, this is a treasure appraisal stream. I don't look at black silk. If you want to see that, please move to your browser!"

Curvy Lolita applied to connect.

"Streamer, connect with me! Besides black silk, I have a treasure too~"

Seeing this, Qin Mo decisively connected. Any second of hesitation would be a sign of disrespect to the black silk... ah no! Disrespect to the treasure.

Once the connection went through, the stream screen was pitch black.

Qin Mo reminded her gently, "Miss, move the camera back a bit. It's too close, I can't see clearly."

However, in the next second, Qin Mo immediately regretted his tone.

His vision went dark, and he frantically pinched his philtrum, nearly fainting.

A woman who looked like a middle-aged man with a receding hairline and a face full of beard appeared on the screen.

She was even picking her nose with one hand...

The sky is falling! I want to call the police!

This is a scam! Someone is scamming the Streamer!

Where's the promised black silk... ah no! Where's the treasure?

The audience in the stream exploded. The few people who were the first to say they wanted to see black silk were now turning green with regret.

"Help! There's a monster!"

"Mom! There's a monster in my phone!"

"Ah! My eyes! My eyes are blind!"

"Damn! I have committed many evils in my past and present lives. Seeing this today is my deserved punishment. After seeing this, all my sins are wiped clean; even heaven and earth owe me three points of fortune! Let the eight desolations of the four seas bear witness! As heaven is round and the earth is square, by the nine chapters of the law!"

"Ditto!"

"Ditto +1"

...

At this moment, the Uncle-Loli's voice was very high-pitched and deceptive. If you didn't look at her face, you'd never know this person looked like Li Kui...

"Streamer Big Brother~"

This coquettish cry instantly made Qin Mo feel as if Black Impermanence had already looped a chain around his neck.

Just a little bit more! He was almost sent to the afterlife...

"Streamer Big Brother~ I just got a treasure a few days ago~ Help me take a look~"

"Speak properly, damn it! Also, what treasure do you want me to see?"

Qin Mo said expressionlessly.

"Streamer Big Brother~ It's just like this~ I was born speaking this way~"

Qin Mo's mouth twitched uncontrollably, and he almost failed to catch his breath...

"Streamer Big Brother~ Look at this egg~"

After the Uncle-Loli finished speaking, she took an egg from the side and placed it in front of the camera.

The egg was brown overall with many spots on it.

Qin Mo knew what it was with a single glance, and then he gave the Uncle-Loli a strange look.

"This thing of yours... is real. It's over ten thousand years old."

"Really?"

The Uncle-Loli was instantly overjoyed.

The stream also began to boil with excitement.

"Holy crap! Ten thousand years! I can't imagine how much this thing is worth!"

"Holy crap, can I have a lick to soak up some of that good fortune?"

"Oh! Baby! I'm your little sweetheart! Do you still remember me?"

"Holy crap! The guy above is a ruthless one! I used to think I just had a bad appetite and was only suited for eating soft rice, but now I realize I can't even handle that!"

"I used to envy those who lived off women, but now I actually admire them. How do they manage to go through with it? Looking at this face, I really can't do it!"

...

Qin Mo looked at the bullet chat in the stream with some amusement, then interrupted.

"Wait a minute, I haven't finished yet. Although this thing is ten thousand years old... it's not worth much."

"Streamer Big Brother~ What do you mean it's not worth much?"

"Yeah! Streamer, how can something ten thousand years old not be worth money?"

"Ahem... because this egg is actually animal excrement that has formed over a long period of time."

"So generally speaking, this is just poop... naturally, it's not worth much..."

"Holy crap? Ten-thousand-year-old poop?"

"Hahaha... you're killing me. Is the brother who wanted to lick it still there?"

"Brother, I have some fresh stuff here. Since it's all poop, why not lick mine?"

"Hahaha... that brother's face must have turned green..."

"By the way, how's the brother who wanted to live off her? Your old baby is waiting for you!"

"Screw you! That's your wife!"

"He's mad! He's mad! Hahaha..."

...

"Streamer Big Brother~ Then what should I do with this egg?"

"Uh... although it's poop, it's ten-thousand-year-old poop. It still has some collection value. You should just keep it..."

"Okay~ Thank you, Streamer Big Brother~"

"Right~ I promised Streamer Big Brother the black silk."

As soon as the Uncle-Loli finished speaking, she quickly aimed the camera at her thighs.

"No!!!!"

Qin Mo wanted to stop her, but unfortunately, it was already too late.

Two thighs as thick as water buckets, wrapped in black silk, appeared on the screen.

Qin Mo felt as if he was about to suffocate.

Damn! This is the black silk you were talking about!

This is more like a Siberian Python, isn't it?

The Streamer helps you look at a treasure, and you backstab the Streamer?

Looking at the black silk being stretched to its limits, Qin Mo almost wanted to ask her for a link. This quality was incredibly impressive; if his future wife wore them...

It wasn't just Qin Mo; even the stream chat exploded.

"Oh! No! 911! Quick! Call 911, I can't hold on!"

"Mom... Mommy! I want to see my mom one last time! I... I feel like I'm not going to make it!"

"Quick... take it away! NO!!!"

"Brothers, I see my Great-Grandmother! She's come to pick me up, what should I do?"

TikTok Stream Admin: "Brother! Hang in there! Whatever you do, don't go with her! I'm working on it."

The Uncle-Loli's stream has been permanently closed by the administrator.

"Phew~"

Qin Mo exhaled a long breath of turbid air. This wave of magical attack was truly powerful. Thanks to the admin, otherwise he really would have been sent to the afterlife.

"Phew, phew~ Brothers! Are you all okay? I survived! It was so close! I even saw my Great-Grandmother walking toward me!"

"Thank you, Admin, for saving my life!"

"Thank you, Admin, for saving my life!"

"Thank you, Admin, for saving my life!"

...

Ding! popularity points +5,000

Ding! popularity points +5,000

Hahahahaha...

At this time, in the room next to Qin Mo's, Murong Lanlan stared at Qin Mo and let out a melodious laugh.

Even the displeasure from being bullied by Qin Mo earlier was swept away.