55: Chapter 55 Funeral Services

"Ding! popularity points +200,000."

"Ding! popularity points +200,000."

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for reaching 400,000 popularity points. Reward: 2 years of lifespan. Next reward at 500,000 popularity points."

????

That's... it?

Qin Mo was instantly dumbfounded...

"System! Explain this to me. What's going on? Where is my other reward?"

"Ding! All rights of interpretation belong to this system!"

"You motherf—"

Qin Mo resigned himself to it. Forget it, at least he was rewarded with two years of life. That was... okay, he guessed.

At this time, the concert finally came to an end, and Qin Mo's talent had conquered every single audience member present.

Even as they were leaving, everyone looked back at him reluctantly. It could be said that Qin Mo had completely become the center of attention here.

"Look at this man. The more I look at him, the more handsome he gets!"

"The person upstairs, stop being such a fangirl. He's a man you'll never get in your lifetime. However... if you're willing to settle for second best, I wouldn't mind letting you 'get' me."

"According to scientific research, the skin on a human's face is the thickest part of the entire body and the most resistant to being hit. If you don't believe me, ask the guy above; he can prove it!"

"Hahaha... you're killing me..."

"No, no, no, what you said is wrong. My facial skin is very thin. When I see a handsome guy, I don't even dare to go up and kiss him."

"Beauty upstairs, next time you must be braver. Don't be afraid, just go up and kiss him!"

"Is that really okay? Okay, I'll remember that!"

"Of course! By the way, when do you usually go out? Where do you go? Also, what kind of clothes do you prefer handsome guys to wear? Do you have any other moves besides kissing?"

"You upstairs, the way you're calculating... even our company's accountant would have to take you as a master..."

...

"Wow, wow, wow! Qin Mo, you're amazing!"

In the audience, Gu Mengmeng saw Qin Mo walking over and couldn't help but scream, acting completely like a little fan seeing her favorite idol.

Murong Lanlan also looked at Qin Mo with admiration. Since meeting him, she found that Qin Mo always brought her surprises; he was practically an omnipotent existence.

Sometimes she even wondered if she was truly lucky enough to meet such an incredible person.

"Hehe... it was just average!"

Qin Mo waved his hand, a faint smile on his face.

He quite enjoyed the admiration of these two great beauties.

Looking at his watch, Qin Mo said calmly, "Let's go! It's getting late, we should head back."

The two girls nodded like chickens pecking at rice.

Afterward, they drove the supercar back to the manor, and Gu Mengmeng moved in with them as well.

Looking at the large bed in the room, Qin Mo felt like he was going to cry... He could finally get a good night's sleep!

...

Early the next morning.

After finishing breakfast, Qin Mo opened his livestream and changed the title to: "The All-Around Livestream!"

After the events of the past few days, Qin Mo's name was practically famous, and the internet was filled with legends about him. Now, many Streamers would take a detour when they saw him, fearing they would be the next one to end up behind bars.

He was given the nickname 'TikTok's Dog-Worrier'—as the name suggests, even dogs would worry when they saw him...

"Morning, Dog Streamer!"

"Good morning, except for the people who steal my energy and hit my chickens."

"All-Around Livestream? I've lived this long and never seen someone so arrogant!"

Qin Mo smiled slightly.

"Hey, today you've seen it!"

"Holy crap? Is the Streamer so arrogant because he ate too many shared meals?"

"Exactly! To make it in the world, you need power and a background. Which path are you on?"

Qin Mo calmly long-pressed that comment.

[Socialite Brother Long has been muted by the Streamer!]

Damn! No sportsmanship!

Brother Long was fuming...

Qin Mo smiled faintly. "Hehe, next question!"

"Ahem, Streamer, I want to ask, if you like someone at first sight, is that love at first sight?"

"No, it's because you've been single for too long. You'd find even a dog's features delicate and pretty."

"Hahaha... Classic!"

"Dog: Don't look at me! I didn't say that!"

"Streamer, is the electricity generated by the God of Thunder and Goddess of Lightning DC or AC?"

"The God of Thunder and Goddess of Lightning don't generate electricity. The reason it thunders in the sky is because scumbags make too many vows."

"Holy crap? Scumbags vowing to generate electricity. Awesome!"

"Hahaha, I'm going to die laughing. How does the Streamer manage to talk nonsense with such a straight face?"

"Streamer, if Dichlorvos expires, does it become more poisonous or lose its poison?"

"Isn't that simple? Why don't you have a taste and find out?"

"Then what if I'm poisoned to death?"

"If you die, at most you'll be a hero again in eighteen years. If you don't die, consider yourself lucky."

"Huh? Then what do I get?"

Qin Mo thought for a moment and then said calmly, "You get a square box between 31 to 38 centimeters. Oh, right! I'm an all-around Streamer, so of course I offer a one-stop funeral service."

"If you're feeling suicidal, you can order our 19,888 one-stop funeral service. For just 19,888, you can have five thousand thugs in suits bow deeply at your grave, making your life full of mystery and making everyone admire you!"

"How about it? Interested? If you are, act now!"

"Damn! Dog Streamer, I just asked a question, and you've already arranged my funeral! I freaking thank you!"

"Hahahaha..."

"Killing me..."

"That guy's face must be green!"

"Just got here. Is there a life-threatening risk in asking questions here?"

"That's right, brother upstairs. You have to be careful. You can't speak recklessly here, or else you'll easily either end up inside or have your ashes scattered at sea!"

"Ah? Is it really that terrifying?"

"Of course! If you don't believe me, go search it. But since you're new, I'll kindly help you solve it!"

"I have a copy of 'The Complete Works of Brother Mo' here. It records the Streamer's personality traits and methods in detail, including what kind of women he likes, what kind of men he likes, and even what kind of underwear he wears. I had already retired from worldly affairs, but since we're destined to meet, I'll give it to you for just 18,888."

The netizens were instantly shocked. "Is he that perverted? He even likes men?"

"Of course. Little brother, do I look like the type to lie to you? Don't worry, it's definitely worth the price, no cheating for young or old!"

"Okay! For the sake of my life, I'll transfer it to you!"

Looking at the comments in the livestream, Qin Mo expressionlessly pulled out his phone and silently dialed a number.

"Hello! Is this the police emergency line..."

Netizens: "There we go... another one's going in..."

"LMAO..."

"Sure enough, a sage once said that when a person's wealth doesn't match their IQ, their wealth will flow back into society!"

"I didn't understand that sentence before, but now, one word: profound!"