83: Chapter 83 Setting up a stall

Everyone looked at Li Ming with black lines on their foreheads, speechless, then dispersed...

Qin Mo’s figure moved further and further away until he disappeared.

"Hahaha, did you see their expressions? Their eyes were about to pop out."

"Acting cool and then running away, that was damn exciting, hahaha..."

"Trying to imprison Brother Mo in a tiny, broken room is like lighting a match in a latrine—you're just looking for shit."

"This... thirty thousand just like that? Is it that simple? Doesn't look like it requires much skill! I could do it too!"

"Classic! I know you, upstairs. Aren't you the guy who participated in the Great Escape, got chased into a latrine, fell into the pit, and ended up screaming for help? What? Didn't get enough last time? Want seconds?"

"Hmph! Last time was an accident, I can definitely do it this time!"

"Oh? The guy from the time before last who got chased up a tree was you too, right?"

"You damn..."

"I really want to know what Brother Mo plans to do next?"

"Yeah! Brother Mo, what are you planning to do next?"

...

Qin Mo chuckled, then said lightly: "The next step is, of course, to make money!"

"It's not that I look down on you, Brother Mo, but your ID and bank card have been confiscated, and you're a fugitive. Who would dare hire you!"

"Who said I was going to get a job? Working is impossible, it's impossible for me to work in this life!"

"If you don't work, what are you going to do? You aren't planning on robbing someone, are you? Brother Mo, please don't do anything stupid! This is just a game, it's not worth it. If you end up inside, where would the brothers find such an interesting Streamer?"

"Brother Mo, don't listen to the nonsense upstairs. Go ahead and do it! Don't have any other thoughts. Even if you do go inside, it doesn't matter. I'll take care of your wife for you! Brother Mo, please don't have any other thoughts!"

"Brother Mo, looks like you're going to return to your old profession? I think the guy upstairs is pretty good. How about we film at his house next episode? He actually dares to covet my wife!"

...

Qin Mo looked at the live stream room with an expressionless face.

Then, he smiled eerily.

"Damn! To the two guys upstairs, I’ll definitely burn some foreign beauties for your funeral!"

"Hey, you upstairs, what do you mean by that?"

"You must be new, right? Let me tell you! Last time, someone who coveted Brother Mo's wife said something in the chat room. Brother Mo gave that exact smile, and that guy's family had several people die that very night. I heard all the chickens, ducks, ants, mice, and even the cockroaches in his yard kicked the bucket. You say that's scary or not?"

"Damn? Is it that terrifying?"

"Upstairs, do you want to try it? Anyway, I don't believe those two guys upstairs won't have a few people die in their families!"

"Forget it, I don't dare take care of your wife!"

...

At this moment, Qin Mo had been gliding for a long time and finally landed in an open space.

Then, Qin Mo sat on a bench nearby, watching the pedestrians coming and going, lost in thought.

The first step now is to make money, but I don't even have any capital. What should I do...

Right!

Suddenly, Qin Mo had a flash of inspiration, then revealed a mysterious smile.

"Fortune telling! I am the 10,010th generation master of Longhu Mountain. The world is full of suffering, and my ancestor sent me down the mountain to save people. I can calculate fate and marriage. If it's not accurate, no charge!"

"Damn? How did I forget that the Streamer has the ability to tell fortunes? This doesn't require an ID or a bank card!"

"Sure enough! Heaven never closes all doors. But I have a question... 'Saving people,' isn't that a Buddhist thing? Do fortune tellers use that too?"

"The guy upstairs is clearly an amateur. The Streamer must have gone abroad. Saying that sounds fancy. Do you understand 'returned from overseas'?"

"Oh! So that's why!"

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"Hey, you're not allowed to set up a stall here!"

Just then, a stern voice came. Qin Mo looked up instinctively and saw a man wearing a city management uniform who had appeared beside him at some point.

Qin Mo was stunned for a moment, then said lightly: "I'm not setting up a stall, I'm telling fortunes."

The city management officer looked at Qin Mo expressionlessly.

"Fortune telling isn't allowed here either."

"Oh!"

Qin Mo nodded, stood up, walked about ten steps away, and sat down on the ground.

"Fortune telling..."

Seeing this, the man walked over to Qin Mo again and said expressionlessly: "Fortune telling isn't allowed here either!"

Qin Mo looked up at the man again, nodded, moved a few more steps away, and sat down.

...

At this moment, the air suddenly went quiet for a few seconds...

"You damn!"

Seeing Qin Mo about to shout "fortune telling" again, the man finally couldn't help but curse loudly.

Then, he grabbed a brick from the side and chased after Qin Mo with a ferocious look on his face.

Seeing this, Qin Mo decisively got up and ran away.

"You damn, stop right there! I'm going to smash you to death with this brick!"

"I told you you're not allowed to set up a stall here, and you just moved a few steps forward and kept setting up! What? Are you playing with me? Stop right there!"

Qin Mo didn't forget to retort while running.

"You only said fortune telling isn't allowed here, but you didn't say how many meters! I've already moved three meters forward, what else do you want?"

Upon hearing this, the man was even angrier, and he chased Qin Mo for several streets...

"Hahaha..."

"I'm dying of laughter, Brother Mo really knows where he's not allowed to set up a stall."

"I laughed so hard my period was delayed. Checked it out, it's over! I'm pregnant, and I don't know whose kid it is."

"The explosiveness of the comment upstairs is no less than the Streamer setting up a stall."

"Um... beauty, if you don't mind, you and the child can follow me in the future. The child can take my surname. Don't worry, I will definitely treat it as my own!"

"Sorry, you are not worthy of raising her child!"

"Damn!!!"

"Hahaha... Mom, come quickly and look, there's a clown here!"

"Brother, do you now understand what it means to be a 'nice guy' who ends up behind the dog?"

"I'm dying of laughter... No! My girlfriend just cheated on me... wuwuwu..."

"Hahaha... It seems that smiles don't disappear, they just transfer..."

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"Hoo~ hoo~"

Qin Mo, having been chased for several streets, finally shook off the man. At this moment, he was sitting on a roadside bench, panting...

Damn! It's just fortune telling, isn't it? Is it worth it?

Qin Mo got angrier the more he thought about it. He didn't specify the distance, and he had already moved three meters forward, yet the guy was relentless and chased him for several streets...

It seems... the fortune-telling path won't work...

At this moment, Qin Mo looked worried again. He had such great abilities and was proficient in various skills, yet he couldn't even make any money.

It really lived up to the saying: no matter how awesome you are outside, when you come to Dragon Country, you have to honestly get an ID card, otherwise, you'll starve to death!

If it weren't for the fact that telling my own fortune would shorten my life, I would definitely calculate my path to wealth...

Thinking of this, Qin Mo couldn't help but shout to the sky.

"Ah! It's difficult!"

"Hahaha, it's the first time I've seen Brother Mo have troubles. This is really rare!"

"I've finally found something I'm better at than the Streamer. I'm richer than the Streamer! Not saying anything else, I'm going to check the 8.53 yuan in my wechat. I haven't seen it in half a day, I miss it so much..."

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Qin Mo stared blankly at the crowd coming and going in the plaza in the distance, and then suddenly had a flash of inspiration.

"I've got it!"