Take me to see the lady quickly!
“Exactly!”
“Third Brother, why didn’t you tell us in advance?”
Ding Zehui also felt a bit unbalanced now.
Based on their spending last night, they could have easily hooked up with higher-class girls.
At this moment, he had already forgotten how he had called her “sweetheart” on the hotel bed last night.
Men, they really are all big pig trotters!
Xu Ning shrugged, a look of speechlessness on his face.
“From the very beginning yesterday, I kept wanting to order alcohol. Who stopped me from ordering it?”
The three brothers blinked, thought back, and it seemed that was indeed the case.
When Xu Ning entered the bar, he said he would arrange things today, but then the eldest, Huo Xuefeng, firmly said that Xu Ning could arrange it next time.
When it was time to order drinks the second time, Ding Zehui and Deng Zihao stopped Xu Ning again, and the two of them pooled their money to order the drinks… Good heavens!
So, it was all their own fault?
For a moment, the three of them felt bitter, and couldn't help but sigh.
Xu Ning looked at the awkwardness of his three brothers and burst into laughter, completely carefree.
Then, because he was too smug, he was pressed back into the chair by the three of them, and the dormitory atmosphere was incredibly lively… At around 7 PM, Xu Ning arrived at Lis Private Kitchen, ready to continue his money-making experience as a designated driver.
When he got to the cashier, he found that not only was Driver Wang there, but there was also another person.
Upon asking, he learned that this was the new in-house designated driver, named Jiang, who looked to be under forty and was filling in for Master Li.
According to the old rules, Xu Ning could now take the second order; Master Jiang, having arrived last, was also last in line.
While waiting for a job, he chatted with Master Jiang and learned that Master Jiang used to take orders on a designated driving platform.
As for why he no longer worked on the designated driving platform, it was clearly because he was dissatisfied with the platform's high commission and its very unfriendly policies towards drivers.
Listening to him indignantly recount the darkness of the platform, Xu Ning didn't even dare to mention that he had just registered for designated driving on the Didi platform yesterday.
Customers gradually started coming to the restaurant looking for designated drivers.
After Driver Wang left, it was soon Xu Ning's turn.
The first order, as usual, went very smoothly, so smoothly that Xu Ning felt it would be great if every order was this easy.
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So delightful!
Who understands the joy of making money!
As soon as he took a taxi back to the restaurant, another order came in.
Looking at the car owner, who swayed with every step and whose eyes were unfocused, Xu Ning felt very helpless.
He knew that this order probably wouldn't go so smoothly.
Sure enough, as soon as he helped the car owner, who was almost unable to walk on his own, into the car, the car owner was already on the verge of losing consciousness.
Fortunately, Xu Ning had asked for the Residential Complex address before getting in the car, so he just drove towards the destination.
However, halfway there, the car owner, who was almost unconscious, started acting drunk in the back seat!
“I’m not going home!”
“I’m not going home, damn it!”
“I want to find a prostitute!”
“I want to go find a prostitute!”
“Quickly take me to find a prostitute!”
…Xu Ning was startled, almost thinking the car owner had come back to life.
At first, he misheard, thinking the car owner wanted him to contact “Miss Zhao”!
But as he listened, he realized what the car owner actually wanted to do!
The corners of his mouth twitched a few times, beginning to uncontrollably spasm.
It was beyond speechless, to the point of helplessness.
So, he was just revealing his true nature when drunk, huh?
How deeply ingrained must this obsession be, that after getting drunk, “finding a prostitute” became his only request!
The key is, in your current state of being dead drunk, you probably couldn't do anything even if you found a prostitute, could you?
Xu Ning simply ignored him and drove straight to the destination.
He really wanted to know if the car owner would still be so righteous about wanting to find a prostitute when his wife picked him up.
Fortunately, even though the car owner was acting drunk, he only moved his mouth; if he had actually made a move that affected Xu Ning, that would have been dangerous.
Upon reaching the destination, Xu Ning got out of the car and opened the back door for the car owner.
“Sir, we have arrived at our destination!”
“We hope to serve you again!”
“Finally, we sincerely wish you a pleasant life!”
While saying the polite phrases for the end of a designated driving trip, he prepared to help the car owner out.
He was a bit worried: if the car owner was this drunk, would he even be able to get the designated driving fee?
However, he soon realized that his worry was necessary.
“I’m not leaving!”
“I’m not getting out of the car!”
“I want to find a prostitute!”
“I just want to find a prostitute!”
The car owner pushed away Xu Ning’s hand, which was trying to help him, and started shouting loudly.
Black lines appeared on Xu Ning’s forehead; he was completely exasperated.
It was indeed hard to make money in this world; even just farming money wasn't that easy.
Constantly encountering such oddballs was truly exhausting!
“Sir, I don’t know where to find prostitutes.”
“And finding prostitutes is illegal; if I took you to find one, wouldn’t I be an accomplice?”
“You should go home and rest now!”
Xu Ning tried to persuade the car owner to go home quickly, but facts proved it was futile.
You can never wake a person who pretends to be asleep, and you can never reason with a drunk.
“The prostitute is waiting for you at home right now, you should hurry home!”
In desperation, Xu Ning could only lie to the car owner like this.
But even though the car owner was drunk, mostly disoriented, he seemed incredibly clear-headed at this moment.
“Nonsense!”
“Where are the prostitutes at home?”
“That’s a tigress at home!”
“Quickly take me to find a prostitute!”
Xu Ning’s mouth instantly began to twitch.
You’re not trying to trick me, are you?
He was truly speechless encountering such a car owner.
He could forcibly escort him home, as the car owner was too drunk to resist much.
But the key was, he didn’t know which building, unit, or number his home was!
And he couldn't just leave the man there.
Crucially, he hadn't received the designated driving fee yet!
In desperation, Xu Ning could only ask the Police Uncle for help.
“You sit still, I’ll take you to find a prostitute right now!”
As he spoke, Xu Ning got back into the car and started it.
As soon as the car owner heard he was being taken to find a prostitute, he immediately stopped shouting and dozed off in the back seat.
Xu Ning then drove straight to the nearest Police Station.
You want to find a prostitute so badly? Then go find one at the Police Station!
Driving into the Police Station’s small courtyard, he found that his acquaintance, Officer Wang, was still on duty that night.
With an acquaintance, communication was much easier.
“Officer Wang, this is a client from my designated driving service.”
“He’s truly too drunk, and I don’t know exactly where he lives, so I can’t take him home.”
“The main thing is, he keeps shouting about wanting to find a prostitute.”
As he said this, as if on cue, the car owner in the back seat started shouting again.
“Hurry up!”
“Didn’t you say you’d take me to find a prostitute?”
“Why aren’t we there yet?”
Officer Wang, having been a Police Uncle for so many years, probably saw someone crying and shouting about wanting to find a prostitute at the Police Station for the first time, and for a moment, he didn't quite know what to do!