The strange things that the designated driver encountered

Xu Ning didn't feel sad or upset after leaving the art academy.

On one hand, it might have been because their feelings had already faded, and on the other hand, it was because he had seen Wang Yingying's true nature.

The sooner he separated from a woman like that, the better!

Returning to his dorm, his three roommates were playing games. Xu Ning simply took off his clothes and got into bed, planning to catch up on some sleep.

After all, designated driving usually happens at night, so if he didn't sleep during the day, he would definitely be sleep-deprived.

His three roommates exchanged glances and consciously lowered their volume.

When Xu Ning woke up, he realized it was already afternoon.

He did some graduation design work on his computer in the dorm, then went to the cafeteria for dinner.

Around 7 PM, during the peak dining hours, Xu Ning arrived at Lis Private Kitchen.

Master Li and Driver Wang were idly standing near the front desk.

After Xu Ning joined them, it went from two people being idle to three people being idle.

There was nothing they could do; although it was peak dining time, it wasn't peak designated driving time.

Dinner tables where people drank often lasted a long time, so it would probably be after 8 PM before customers would start calling for designated drivers.

"Were those few trips yesterday smooth?" Driver Wang asked Xu Ning with a smile.

Thinking about what happened during his designated driving shifts yesterday, Xu Ning couldn't help but show a strange expression.

To say it wasn't smooth, it was actually quite good, as he earned over 70 million yuan in one night.

But to say it was smooth, he almost got slapped, and he was even forced to overtake by a customer, which was quite speechless.

Seeing Xu Ning's strange expression, the other two designated drivers weren't surprised, as in this line of work, you truly encounter all kinds of people.

"Take some time to buy a voice recorder. Turn it on when you're working, just in case something happens and you can't explain it clearly," Driver Wang kindly reminded Xu Ning.

Xu Ning nodded, thinking it made a lot of sense.

Indeed, sometimes when you encounter an unreasonable customer, if you don't have evidence, it can be very difficult to explain yourself.

"It'll get better once you've been a designated driver for a long time. You'll get used to it then."

"We've been doing this for so long, we've met all kinds of customers. Some stories you wouldn't even believe."

"One time, I encountered a guy who was completely drunk. He got in the car and told me to take him to find a prostitute!"

"Another time, that guy was drunk and sitting in the back. At some point, he put on a wig and tried to scare me like a ghost. He almost scared me to death."

"After I called the police, he actually admitted that he did it to scare me away and save on the designated driving fee!"

"Tell me, isn't that bizarre?"

Using that as an opening, Driver Wang began to tell Xu Ning about the absurd things he had encountered while being a designated driver.

However, before Driver Wang could continue, Master Li on the side eagerly took over the conversation.

"That's nothing!"

"What I encountered was truly bizarre!"

"I freaking encountered a gay guy!"

"I was driving normally, and he reached over from the passenger seat and touched my leg!"

"It startled me so much, I almost got into an accident!"

"Since then, no matter how hot it is in the summer, I never wear shorts when I go out to work!"

Xu Ning was already listening with great interest, and at this point, he couldn't help but let out a chuckle.

However, his laughter lasted less than three seconds, and his smile slowly receded, his expression becoming slightly stiff.

His heart grew even more uneasy.

He thought, now that he was also a designated driver, would he also encounter such a gay guy?

He knew that the system had specifically warned him that the probability of encountering bizarre things would greatly increase.

The more he thought about it, the more likely it seemed, and Xu Ning couldn't help but shiver.

If he were touched on the thigh by a gay guy, he'd probably want to die!

Goosebumps covered him!

...Today's designated driving peak came a bit later than usual, starting around 8:30 PM when customers began to call for designated drivers at the cashier.

In order, Driver Wang left, Master Li left, and then it was Xu Ning's turn.

The person who called for a designated driver was a Middle-aged Man who hadn't drunk much, so much so that Xu Ning felt he could have driven home safely himself even without a designated driver.

This Middle-aged Man still had a lot of self-control, as the saying "Don't drink and drive" had become increasingly ingrained in people's minds.

Better safe than sorry!

This order went unusually smoothly, which greatly calmed Xu Ning's previously uneasy heart.

Income: 50 yuan.

[Congratulations to the host for working hard and earning 40 yuan. A 100,000-fold increase rewards 4 million yuan.]

Compared to yesterday's emotional surge, Xu Ning was much calmer today.

Moreover, 4 million yuan didn't seem like such an exaggerated figure compared to yesterday's income of 72 million yuan, so there was no need to make a fuss.

Returning to the restaurant, Master Li was there, but Driver Wang was not. Upon asking, he learned that he had already gone to take his second order.

Not long after, a beautiful woman came to the cashier to call for a designated driver.

Master Li gave Xu Ning a look that seemed to say, "Aren't you envious?" and then eagerly went to assist the beautiful woman.

Xu Ning couldn't help but pout, thinking, this old guy only dreams of good things all day!

Xu Ning understood Master Li's meaning: the customer was a beautiful woman, and she was drunk, so perhaps there was a chance for something wonderful to happen!

However, in the anecdotes circulating online, designated drivers who had the opportunity to have wonderful stories with beautiful customers were usually young, handsome men.

Why don't you look in the mirror and see what you look like?

You're just a fifty-year-old perverted uncle!

How desperate or out of your mind would a beautiful woman have to be to want to play a passionate game with you?

He had almost wanted to warn Master Li just now.

Don't mess around!

It's fine if she takes the initiative!

But if you take the initiative, the only outcome will be violating a woman's will!

Hopefully, this old guy has some self-awareness!

As he was thinking, a customer came to him as well.

A man around 40 years old, arm around a woman in her twenties, walked over.

The man's appearance wasn't outstanding; he was a bit overweight but didn't have a pot belly.

The woman was beautiful, but her heavy makeup made her lose some of her unique features.

Their ages suggested a father-daughter relationship, but their intimate gestures clearly indicated otherwise.

Xu Ning guessed at their true relationship in his heart, but on the surface, he showed no emotion, as it didn't concern him much.

After getting in the car, Xu Ning drove steadily in the front, feigning deafness to the sounds coming from the back.

Don't get the wrong idea; there were no sounds that would make one blush uncontrollably in the back.

It was just the man and woman chatting sweetly, and although some topics were quite suggestive, they weren't to the point of being censored.

"Husband, you were amazing last night!"

"I want you again today!"

"Sweetheart, not tonight."

"Be good, I'll make time for you someday!"

"Didn't you like a particular handbag last time? I'll buy it for you next time!"

Xu Ning ignored them, pretending he heard nothing.

It was also fortunate that the two in the back weren't getting physical; otherwise, he, who needed to constantly check the rearview mirror, would have been embarrassed.