Love at first sight? That's called lust at first sight!

Xiao Fangfang was already worried about her live stream content. If she didn't capitalize on the popularity of the handsome designated driver, she would definitely regret it to death.

So, she spoke to Xu Ning in a sweet, coquettish tone.

"Little brother, do you have a girlfriend?"

Xu Ning's mouth twitched. He really didn't want to answer her.

But after all, it was an order he accepted from the designated driving platform. If the other party complained about him, even if he did nothing wrong, the platform would likely penalize him.

So, Xu Ning patiently replied, "I don't have a girlfriend."

Xiao Fangfang's eyes lit up, and she immediately started flirting.

"Little brother, have you heard of love at first sight?"

As she spoke, she blinked her big eyes and stared intently at Xu Ning, deliberately putting on an act as if she was deeply attracted to him.

Xu Ning couldn't help but feel speechless. He just wanted to be a designated driver and earn money, why was it so difficult?

So, when he answered again, his tone was already a bit impatient.

"To me, love at first sight is synonymous with lust at first sight!"

As soon as this sentence came out, not only did Xiao Fangfang suddenly freeze, but the live stream room also erupted in cheers.

"Little brother is so humorous!"

"There's no such thing as love at first sight, it's just lust at first sight!"

"Little brother is so clear-headed!"

"Xiao Fangfang, your game is not strong enough, don't humiliate yourself anymore."

"Your gaze, which is already 'drooling', fully proves the little brother's correctness. You really are lusting at first sight!"

After Xiao Fangfang froze, although she was not entirely convinced by being rebuffed, she was still a little secretly pleased.

Regardless of her own pride, the designated driver was essentially creating content, which was very effective for the live stream.

"Little brother, how can you say that?"

"There really is love at first sight in this world."

"Haven't you heard that saying by Shakespeare?"

"When you see someone, if your body temperature reaches 38.6 degrees Celsius, that's love at first sight!"

Reacting quickly, Xiao Fangfang immediately continued to flirt in a sweet, coquettish tone.

Xu Ning did not disappoint her and immediately retorted without much politeness.

"I haven't heard Shakespeare say that."

"But I have heard Lu Xun say something."

"If your body temperature reaches 38.6 degrees Celsius, you'd best go to the emergency room immediately!"

When he said this, Xu Ning slightly turned his head, a faint smile on his face.

"Do you need me to turn around now and take you to the nearest hospital?"

Xiao Fangfang's face almost turned green. She hadn't expected Xu Ning to retort so sharply.

Even though this was the kind of show effect she wanted, she still felt very embarrassed.

And in the live stream room, the audience was going wild with laughter.

"Yes, Lu Xun said that, I can confirm!"

"Xiao Fangfang, hurry up and retreat, you're really no match for the designated driver!"

"Let you flirt! Let you flirt! Now you can't even say a word, can you?"

"I'm sure it's not a script now, because Xiao Fangfang has an idol's pride and wouldn't design a script that makes her so embarrassed!"

"Such a cute little brother, I really want him to hold me while I sleep!"

... Xiao Fangfang was a bit unable to hold back at this moment. She actually suffered a setback from a designated driver and instantly became competitive.

"So I'm just being presumptuous?"

"You really are heartless!"

"Am I, a big internet celebrity, not good enough for you?"

Her tone was incredibly resentful, partly intentional and partly genuine, making it sound as if Xu Ning had seduced and then abandoned her.

Xu Ning slightly turned his head and asked with a smile, "You're an internet celebrity?"

Xiao Fangfang puffed out her chest, and with a hint of pride and haughtiness, she playfully said, "Of course I'm an internet celebrity! I've been famous for over a week!"

Xu Ning couldn't help but chuckle, but he still retorted unceremoniously.

"Famous for a year is an internet celebrity!"

"Famous for ten years is a star!"

"You've been famous for a week, are you on your period?"

Xiao Fangfang was truly stunned by the retort. She hadn't expected Xu Ning to speak so sharply.

Are you sure you're a designated driver?

Even an offensive comedic foil isn't as harsh as you when it comes to retorting!

In the live stream room, everyone was laughing like crazy.

"Good retort, don't spare our feelings, just keep retorting her!"

"I kinda want the little brother to retort me like that, am I a masochist?"

"Little brother, are you trying to make me laugh to death?"

"Who can refuse a handsome and humorous designated driver? Who can lend me a car, I want to find the little brother for designated driving!"

"Yes, I can confirm, Xiao Fangfang is not an internet celebrity at all, she's just on her period!"

"Well, it looks like there won't be a hotel segment later..."

Xiao Fangfang's face was flushed crimson, and she was flailing her arms.

The show effect was good, but she really couldn't take it anymore!

But just then, Xiao Fangfang, who was deliberately posing as if she wanted to take Xu Ning down with her, suddenly felt a pain in her lower abdomen, followed by a rush of warmth flowing downwards from her lower abdomen.

Ten years of experience made her all too familiar with this feeling.

Her period had started!

Her face instantly turned pale, and she became anxious.

"Stop the car!"

"Pull over and stop!"

Her voice carried a sense of urgency, as if it was truly too late.

Xu Ning couldn't help but feel speechless. He wanted to stop, but didn't she see where they were?

"Sorry, no stopping on the elevated road!"

Xiao Fangfang was almost in tears because it had already started flowing.

However, Xu Ning didn't know what was happening, only asking curiously, "Is there something you need to stop for?"

"I'm on my period!" Xiao Fangfang said, her face flushed, her voice as faint as a mosquito.

Xu Ning thought she was just being funny to create an effect.

He instinctively looked over and saw Xiao Fangfang busy placing tissues under her bottom. The tissues were actually red.

Good heavens!

It was real!

And in the live stream room, the atmosphere was about to explode.

"Really on her period? This is too outrageous!"

"Is the little brother's mouth blessed?"

"What you say comes true!"

"Designated driver, quickly say, 'I wish you success in your postgraduate entrance exam!'"

"Designated driver, can you tell me the winning numbers for the next Double Color Ball lottery?"

"Designated driver, quickly say, 'I wish you find a sugar mommy you like, the kind without steel wool.'"

"Xiao Fangfang isn't looking for a designated driver, she's clearly undergoing a tribulation!"

"Xiao Fangfang, you're going to be trending. Internet celebrity live streams her period..."

... But at this moment, Xiao Fangfang was in no mood to care about the live stream room.

At this moment, she didn't want a lot of traffic; she only hoped for a little 'flow'.

Seeing this, Xu Ning proactively sped up, quickly getting off the elevated road and stopping next to a public restroom.

Xiao Fangfang didn't even wait for the car to stop completely before quickly opening the door and rushing out.

Xu Ning could clearly see color on the butt area of her jeans... Well, he also felt like his mouth was blessed, whatever he said came true.

After waiting for quite a while, Xiao Fangfang awkwardly got back into the car.

Even though she had been live streaming for so long, this kind of thing still made her embarrassed and shy.

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