Designated driver fast food?
It's no wonder Xiao Dong's father reacted that way.
Although he and his wife both had decent incomes and their own house in the Imperial Capital, all their assets, including the house, only added up to a little over ten million yuan.
Even if converted entirely into cash, it wouldn't be enough to buy a Koenigsegg One!
Forget a Koenigsegg One, even the lowest-priced Koenigsegg model was still out of their reach!
It was truly outrageous!
Who would believe that the university student they hired for 1000 yuan to pick up and drop off their child was driving a limited edition supercar worth 50 million yuan?
It felt as absurd as their company's cleaning lady actually being the landlord of the entire building.
However, there was still a problem at hand.
That was how he would explain to Xiao Dong that their family couldn't afford a Transformers car... During the evening rush hour, Lis Private Kitchen gradually started gettingDesignated driver (designated driver) orders.
Xu Ning's first order, as usual, went smoothly, earning him +50.
【Congratulations Host for working hard and earning 50 yuan! Ten-thousand-fold amplification reward of 5 million yuan!】
However, the second order immediately started to present a challenge for Xu Ning.
"First to Wuzhou Residential Complex, then to Yingu next door!"
Two middle-aged men, after getting in the car, directly told Xu Ning the destinations.
These were likely the names of two communities, which Xu Ning was unfamiliar with, so he immediately opened the navigation on his phone.
The journey was actually quite smooth, and although it felt like both men had drunk a lot, at least they weren't completely unconscious.
About half an hour later, they arrived outside Wuzhou Residential Complex.
After parking the car, Xu Ning got out first to help open the back door.
At this point, both men got out of the car and were saying goodbye to each other.
Xu Ning didn't pay much attention, as most people tend to talk a lot after drinking, and if they really got into a chat, it could last all night.
So he leaned against the car, waiting for the two to finish their pleasantries and farewells.
However, as he waited, almost ten minutes passed, and he realized something was wrong.
Where are they?
How did they disappear?
Where were those two big men just now?
Fearing they might have gotten into an accident, Xu Ning quickly closed and locked the car door and ran towards where the two men had been talking.
No one!
He searched nearby, every possible hiding spot he could think of!
There wasn't even a shadow of a person!
Xu Ning almost went crazy!
What the hell was going on?
How could two grown men just disappear?
If they hadn't been drinking, Xu Ning naturally wouldn't have worried.
The key was that they had both been drinking, and quite a lot!
If something were to happen, Xu Ning wouldn't be able to escape responsibility!
Anxious, Xu Ning quickly ran to the Residential Complex entrance to ask the security guard on duty.
"Brother, did two drunk people just enter the Residential Complex?"
The security guard scratched his head, a little strangely, and said, "It seems like there were indeed two drunk people just now, but they separated at the entrance; one went into the Residential Complex, and one walked east!"
Xu Ning looked in the direction the security guard was pointing and saw it was also a Residential Complex.
"Is that Yingu?"
The security guard nodded, "Yes, that's Yingu!"
Xu Ning took a deep breath, feeling completely out of sorts.
When they got in the car, the two men mentioned their destinations: one was Wuzhou Residential Complex, and the other was Yingu, most likely meaning they lived in those respective communities.
Now, they just went straight home after arriving, completely forgetting about the car!
He couldn't help but feel both amused and frustrated; he really encountered all sorts of bizarre things.
What to do now?
He didn't have their phone numbers, nor did he know which specific units they lived in, so how could he deliver the keys to them?
He tentatively asked the security guard, but the security guard shook his head repeatedly, indicating he didn't know which unit or number the owners lived in.
Then, he also refused Xu Ning's request to check the surveillance footage to track their movements.
"Surveillance footage cannot be accessed casually!"
"Our property management company has regulations; only Police Officers can access surveillance!"
Xu Ning immediately felt a deep sense of helplessness.
Aside from the first order of the day, it was truly too difficult to complete any other order smoothly.
He couldn't just wait here indefinitely for the two men to sober up and come retrieve their car keys tomorrow, could he?
In desperation, Xu Ning could only drive the car back to Lis Private Kitchen and hand the keys to Manager Liu.
"The car owner forgot about their car!"
"They'll come looking for it tomorrow!"
"But when they come, don't forget to help me collect theDesignated driver (designated driver) fee; not a single cent less!"
Xu Ning reminded Manager Liu.
Manager Liu nodded in agreement; although he still found Xu Ning's insistence on being aDesignated driver (designated driver) hard to understand, an order from the boss was to be executed.
Back at the cashier's desk, waiting for work, Xu Ning still felt a wave of speechlessness.
"What happened to you again?" Driver Wang saw Xu Ning's expression and knew that something had probably gone wrong with his recent order, asking with a chuckle.
Xu Ning recounted the incident, complaining endlessly.
Driver Wang couldn't help but burst into laughter, and after he finished laughing, he comforted Xu Ning.
"After being aDesignated driver (designated driver) for a long time, you'll realize you can encounter anything."
"It's still that saying: there's only what you can't imagine, not what you can't encounter!"
"Oh, by the way, let me tell you something interesting, I guarantee you won't even imagine it."
As he said this, Driver Wang's face even showed a somewhat lewd expression.
Xu Ning couldn't help but curve his lips into a smile, thinking, 'You're not going to talk about something explicit, are you?'
Sure enough, it really had something to do with explicit topics.
"We oldDesignated driver (designated driver) all have groups."
"Yesterday, there was news in the group that there's actually 'designated driver fast food' in the Imperial Capital now!"
"This 'fast food' isn't a meal; you should know what I mean, right?"
"Now there are femaleDesignated driver (designated driver) who wear black stockings and OL outfits; after getting in the car, drunk car owners can touch them freely."
"You can even ask her to find a place to park, and you can have a good time together."
"You can imagine, after men drink, they often can't control their urges, so they'll definitely find a secluded place to park and have a quickie!"
"However, their fees are much higher than ordinaryDesignated driver (designated driver); it costs at least seven or eight hundred yuan!"
"This is an alternative form of prostitution!"
Xu Ning blinked, feeling extremely shocked.
It could be like this?
Goodness, people are really resourceful now.
It's essentially just a safer way to buy and sell sex!
The police can't catch them at all, unless they catch them in the act; otherwise, they can completely claim they are providingDesignated driver (designated driver) services.
He remembered there was a heated online discussion before about prostitutes delivering takeout as a new way of conducting transactions.
He didn't expect that even designated driving had been developed now!
Fortunately, they weren't in the same lane; otherwise, they would really steal business from ordinary designated drivers.
At this moment, a customer came to the cashier to ask for aDesignated driver (designated driver), and Driver Wang happily went to take the order.
After a short wait, Xu Ning also received an order.
Before going out, he had already silently prayed, 'Please, don't let anything go wrong!'
Amitabha, Allah is great, God bless...