If you can bark like a dog, I will give you 2,000!
Upon arriving at the pick-up location, I turned off the engine and waited.
After waiting for a few minutes, no one appeared, so the two young men, impatient, started calling to rush them.
"Are you dead at home?"
"Can't you hurry up!"
"If you don't go now, there won't be any seats left!"
"All the high-quality Miss have run off to other people's booths!"
...Clearly, the person they were picking up was a brother, not a woman, otherwise they certainly wouldn't be so blunt.
After waiting for ten minutes, Xu Ning also grew a little impatient.
After all, business at the restaurant was good today, and so was the designated driver business.
Usually, an in-city designated driver order could be completed in less than half an hour, and with the return trip, it would be done within an hour.
But if too much time was wasted, causing subsequent orders to be affected, it would be equivalent to earning less money from one order.
Especially since the designated driver fee Xu Ning earned was magnified 100,000 times by the system, it would be a huge loss.
Waiting like this wasn't impossible, but it would require extra payment.
This was the same principle as taxis charging extra for waiting time.
"Customer, the waiting time has now exceeded 10 minutes."
"According to our regulations, there will be an additional 10 yuan fee for every 10 minutes exceeded from now on."
"Or you can urge your companion to be faster."
Xu Ning spoke with a smile.
Unexpectedly, the two young men, who were already a bit impatient, were instantly ignited, and their tempers flared up.
"Can you shut your mouth?"
"Annoying, aren't you?"
"All you know is money, money, money all day long, have you fallen into a money pit?"
"Damn it, I have plenty of money!"
"Come on, come on, bark like a dog now, I'll give you 200 for one bark, 200 for one bark, let's see how many times you can bark!"
He yelled at Xu Ning while pulling money out of his pocket.
He was best at humiliating people with money!
Xu Ning was stunned, and when he reacted, he almost laughed out of anger!
Damn it!
Humiliate me with money?
You're not worthy!
Without another word, he took his handbag and pulled out two wads of cash.
He had taken this out and put it in his bag today, just in case of any emergency.
Unexpectedly, it came in handy now.
"200 for one bark?"
"Come on, come on, you bark like a dog, I'll give you 2000 for one bark!"
"Let's see how many times you can bark today!"
"If you think it's not enough money, I'll go to the bank to withdraw it right away!"
Perhaps two wads of cash weren't enough to be shocking, but Xu Ning's aura at that moment intimidated the two young men in the back seat.
Originally, they didn't think they couldn't control a country bumpkin designated driver, so they were reckless.
Even if they really spent ten thousand or eight thousand yuan to make a designated driver bark like a dog, they wouldn't feel bad about it, just for fun.
But they never expected this designated driver to be so tough, so unyielding!
They only dared to offer 200, but the designated driver actually dared to say such harsh words as "2000 for one dog bark"!
They wouldn't dare!
It was simply outrageous!
How many 2000s could he, a designated driver, earn in a month, working himself to death?
Thinking of this, the young man's anger and temper flared up.
Damn it, could he be bluffed by a designated driver?
"2000 for one bark?"
"Today I'll bark you into bankruptcy, make you sell your house!"
"If you dare not pay, I'll call the police and send you to the station to squat for a few years!"
After finishing his harsh words, the young man, while glaring at Xu Ning, actually opened his mouth and barked like a dog.
"Woof woof woof!"
"Woof woof woof!"
"Woof woof woof!"
...Xu Ning chuckled, watching the young man bark like a dog with amusement.
Such a rare and comical scene deserved to be savored.
The young man barked for a full five minutes, and only when he felt a bit out of breath did he finally stop.
He glared fiercely at Xu Ning and reached out his hand directly.
"Give me the money!"
"I barked 200 times, that's 400,000 in total!"
"I'd like to see if you dare not pay today!"
"If you can't pay, I'll make you kneel here until dawn!"
They had gone all out; with their brains heated by alcohol, they really were capable of doing anything outrageous.
As for the shame of barking like a dog, it didn't really matter once they were worked up.
Anyway, they considered themselves to be in an unbeatable position.
If Xu Ning didn't pay, they had plenty of ways to torment him.
If Xu Ning did pay, how could a designated driver possibly come up with so much money, and wouldn't he ultimately be at their mercy?
Thinking that this dead designated driver was about to be kneaded and molded as they pleased, they couldn't help but feel excited.
But just then, Xu Ning chuckled and pulled out his phone.
"400,000?"
"That's not really a lot!"
"Spending 400,000 to see something so entertaining, it's worth it!"
"However, the banks are closed, and ATMs don't have such a large withdrawal limit, so I'll just transfer it to you directly!"
The scene of the designated driver panicking and begging for mercy, which the two young men had imagined, did not appear; instead, he was so nonchalant that both of them were momentarily stunned.
After a long while, they both recovered from their shock.
"I just don't believe this!"
"Come on, come on, let's see how you transfer it to me!"
After giving Xu Ning his bank account number, one of the young men gritted his teeth and said fiercely.
They genuinely believed that Xu Ning was just putting on a brave face, and they were determined to expose his annoying pretense.
However, in less than a minute, the young man's phone rang.
A text message, a text message from the bank.
The content clearly and conspicuously indicated that 400,000 had just been deposited into his bank card!
Scam text message?
Fake transfer?
Even at this moment, the young man still held onto a glimmer of hope.
But after he logged into his mobile banking, he was struck by lightning, completely losing the ability to think.
His companion leaned over, and then he too was stunned.
400,000 really arrived!
The psychological impact this scene had on them was no less than witnessing aliens with guns lining up to exit a spaceship to invade Earth.
It was simply too outrageous, wasn't it?
Although they weren't unable to come up with 400,000, for a designated driver to casually throw away 400,000 like it was nothing, it just didn't make sense no matter how they thought about it!
If by this point they still didn't realize that 400,000 was a trivial amount for Xu Ning, then they really had lived in vain.
After recovering from their shock and horror, the two young men couldn't help but show a bitter smile.
They probably wouldn't be able to regain their pride this time!
Doesn't that mean they barked like dogs for nothing?
Of course, it wasn't for nothing, since they still got 400,000.
For them, 400,000 was enough to let them spend a month freely in a nightclub.
But thinking that this 400,000 was earned by barking like dogs, the shame from their souls made them wish they could dig a hole and bury themselves.
For a moment, the air in the car seemed to solidify, and silence fell.
Xu Ning snorted lightly and couldn't help but speak.
"In society, one must learn to respect people."
"Although designated driving is a service industry, the service industry is not inferior to others!"
"Honest people are indeed easy to bully, but if honest people play for keeps with you, you can't afford it!"
"If it were another designated driver today, and you humiliated him like this, the driver might just drive into the river, and you'd be waiting to become floating corpses!"