103: Chapter 103: Marching Off! For the Limited Edition Game!

Hearing Gu Fan's 'heroic' declaration, Xiao Fan got goosebumps all over.

His face flushed with excitement. He grabbed the frying pan beside him, knelt on one knee before Gu Fan, and his voice cracked.

"Club President acts for the common people; I, Xiao Fan, am willing to be the vanguard!"

His mind had already conjured a ten-thousand-word epic script.

At the end of the world, amidst the ruins of the apocalypse, their Club President, to protect the last hope, resolutely stepped onto the battlefield!

What a noble sentiment!

"Very good."

Gu Fan nodded approvingly, then looked at him seriously.

"Your mission is arduous. Xiao Hei, bring the complete set of cleaning tools, especially that newly bought S-rank bloodstain remover, so that the bloodstains won't dirty our sofa later."

"Lin Xue, pack all the snacks and drinks from the fridge into the cooler. Remember to bring extra ice."

"As for you, Xiao Fan..."

Gu Fan patted Xiao Fan's shoulder, speaking earnestly.

"You're in charge of carrying the sofa."

The excitement on Xiao Fan's face froze.

So, my role as vanguard is just a laborer carrying a sofa?

Xiao Hei nodded expressionlessly and opened his tactical backpack.

Inside, in addition to various models of daggers and silenced pistols, there was a row of test tubes with labels: "Strong Acid Bloodstain Dissolver," "Tissue Residue Remover Powder," and "S-rank Stain Remover."

This former S-rank assassin had gone further and further down the path of cleaning, reaching the Peak of specialization.

Lin Xue also sprang into action. She skillfully took iced cola, potato chips, and a box of freshly cut cantaloupe from the refrigerator, placing them into an exquisite picnic box.

She looked as if she was just about to spread out a checkered tablecloth.

Soon, everything was ready.

Under Xiao Fan's indignant gaze, the 'lazy sofa,' covered with a Cloud Brocade Silkworm Bedsheet, was jointly carried to the window.

"Where's the power source for takeoff?" Xiao Fan asked, panting.

Gu Fan unhurriedly pulled out the now calm flame crystal core from his pocket.

He walked to the armrest of the sofa, where a groove, just large enough to hold the crystal core, had appeared at some point.

He casually pressed the flame crystal core into it.

Buzz—

The sofa vibrated violently, and a soft energy instantly enveloped the entire sofa.

That S-rank flame crystal core, under the forced transformation of Gu Fan's 'Lazy Domain,' was no longer a violent fire-element energy source, but had become a stable and efficient anti-gravity engine.

The sofa slowly floated up from the windowsill, suspended in mid-air.

A 'sofa airship,' extremely luxurious yet subtly bizarre, was born.

"Let's go, the express delivery will be off work soon if we're any later."

Gu Fan was the first to sit down, finding the most comfortable position to lie in, and casually hugged Wangcai as a pillow.

Xiao Hei and Lin Xue followed closely, skillfully settling into their respective seats.

Xiao Fan sighed in resignation, put his large black pan on his back, and also climbed on.

"Target, city center. Depart."

With Gu Fan's command, the 'sofa airship' adjusted its direction and flew leisurely towards the city center, neither fast nor slow.

Their appearance was utterly preposterous.

On the street below, countless survivors fled in panic, chased by Vicious Beasts, their cries shaking the heavens.

And above them, a sofa covered with a luxurious bedsheet floated slowly by.

The people on the sofa were drinking cola, eating potato chips, wiping the armrests, and one was lying down petting a lion.

This absurd scene made several people fleeing for their lives below forget to run, staring blankly at the sky, wondering if they had gone mad from fear.

"Roar!!"

A flying Vicious Beast with a wingspan of over ten meters, resembling a combination of a bat and an octopus, discovered them.

In its eyes, these creatures floating in the sky were simply snacks delivered to its doorstep.

It let out a piercing shriek, flapped its wings, and transformed into a black shadow, rushing over with a foul stench.

"Club President, be careful!" Xiao Fan yelled, raising his frying pan.

Lin Xue also drew her short blade, ready to act.

However, before they could make a move...

Wangcai, who was being held by Gu Fan as a pillow, seemed to be bothered by the Vicious Beast's bad breath.

It wrinkled its nose in a very human-like manner, and then...

"Achoo——————!!!"

An earth-shattering sneeze erupted from its mouth.

That was no longer a simple sneeze.

Intense sound waves mixed with the lion's might formed a visible shockwave.

The aggressive flying Vicious Beast had no chance to react, as if it had been hit head-on by an anti-aircraft shell.

It let out a tragic scream in mid-air, its body uncontrollably tumbling wildly, its wings breaking on the spot, and it spun like a tattered cloth, crashing towards the ground.

With a bang, it smashed a large pit in the street below, dying on the spot.

Xiao Fan held his frying pan, his movements frozen in mid-air.

Lin Xue clutched her short blade, her eyes filled with bewilderment.

It was... resolved just like that?

With a sneeze?

Gu Fan calmly stroked Wangcai's head, took a piece of beef jerky from the plate, and put it into its mouth as a reward.

"Well done."

He said to the dumbfounded Xiao Fan and Lin Xue in the tone of a wise master who had seen through everything.

"You see, most problems solve themselves if you just sit still."

The two were speechless, feeling their worldview had been refreshed once again.

The 'sofa airship' continued its leisurely flight.

Soon, they arrived at the edge of the city center battlefield.

This was where the fighting was most intense, with energy explosions and Vicious Beast roars everywhere.

Gu Fan looked around and finally pointed to a towering skyscraper in the distance.

That building was five hundred meters tall, one of Tianqiong City's landmark structures.

"That's the spot. Good view, a great place to watch the show."

The 'sofa airship' swayed over and smoothly landed on the helipad of that skyscraper.

This position offered a panoramic view of the main battlefield's devastation.

It also happened to be directly opposite the huge altar on the roof of another building.

The High Priests of the Guixu Cult were fanatically maintaining the magic array there.

They and Gu Fan's group, who were elegantly opening a sun umbrella on the rooftop, preparing for a picnic, stared at each other from hundreds of meters away.