106: Chapter 106 The Cosmic Hamster, Searching for a Sofa
The moment the Cosmic Hamster determined that the lazy sofa was the ultimate bed in the Universe, it took action.
Its mountain-like massive body began to slowly move towards the Skyscraper where Gu Fan was located.
"Rumble—!!"
It had only taken its first step.
As its giant claw descended, the most prosperous commercial district in the city center instantly gained a gigantic, hundred-meter-deep, claw-shaped sinkhole.
More than a dozen tall buildings, fragile like building blocks before it, collapsed with a rumble and turned into ruins with just a slight brush from its massive body.
The earth trembled, and the city wailed.
The destruction caused by this "adorable creature" was a hundred times more terrifying than all the Vicious Beasts combined!
"Stop it! Quick! Don't let it get any closer!"
City Lord Zhao Zhengyang below was furious, his eyes nearly splitting. Ignoring his injuries, he forcefully channeled all the spiritual energy in his body, transforming it into a heaven-shattering saber light that slashed towards the hamster's ankle.
The Dragon Shield Task Force also reacted, with all fighter jets and ground troops unleashing their most ferocious artillery fire.
For a moment, countless energy beams and missiles, like brilliant fireworks, all bombarded the Cosmic Hamster's fluffy fur.
However, the next second, everyone despaired.
The City Lord's saber strike, capable of splitting mountains and cleaving seas, landed on the hamster's leg fur without even a single spark.
Those energy cannons, powerful enough to melt steel, were like mud oxen entering the sea, unable to even scorch a layer of surface fuzz.
Physical defense, Spell defense, both maxed out.
How could this battle possibly be fought?!
On the other side, Modu, the Chief Priest of the Guixu Cult, who had been swept away by the hamster's tail and miraculously survived, struggled to his feet.
He watched as the "god" he summoned, instead of carrying out its mission to destroy the world, was acting like a husky about to "demolish the house." He grew anxious!
"No! My God! Your enemies are them!"
Modu bit the tip of his tongue, spat out a mouthful of vital blood, and drew a bizarre bloody Spell seal in front of him, attempting to use the summoner's final authority to forcefully command the hamster to attack the City Lord and his people.
The Spell seal instantly merged into the hamster's body.
The Cosmic Hamster, currently on its way, felt a slight itch on its back.
Impatiently, it turned its head and casually swept its giant tail towards the direction of the altar.
Just like a human swatting away an annoying fly.
Whoosh—
The massive tail, carrying a hurricane strong enough to tear the sky, swept over the heads of the Guixu Cult members.
Before they could even scream, Chief Priest Modu, his altar, and the entire building he was in were all pulverized by this single strike.
The world was quiet.
Having dealt with the "harassment," the Cosmic Hamster refocused its attention on its target.
Its giant head finally approached the rooftop where Gu Fan was.
A shadow comparable to a football field enveloped the entire picnic team.
Curiously, it sniffed the lazy sofa with its cave-like nostrils.
The exhaled airflow transformed into a Category 12 gale, almost blowing Xiao Fan and Lin Xue away.
Xiao Fan clung desperately to the handle of the parasol to avoid being blown away, his face distorted by the wind, yet he didn't forget to shout:
"Pre...President, don't be afraid! I, Xiao Fan! Swear to protect the sofa with my life!"
Lin Xue, meanwhile, hid behind the sofa, pulled out her phone, and rapidly recorded a video of the hamster's giant face, which was now so close, she had even thought of a title.
"Shocking! The World-Destroying Beast is actually a super-sized adorable pet. What's it like to 'pet' a hamster up close?!"
Little Hei was the calmest; he had already pulled out his small notebook and was rapidly calculating:
"Based on the estimated tilt angle and structural damage of the building, it will completely collapse in thirty seconds. Clearing all the debris will require thirteen large engineering devices, taking approximately seventy-two hours. If only a path to the sofa is cleared, it is estimated to require twenty kilograms of high-explosive C4 and will take..."
And at the center of it all, Gu Fan remained calm.
He even had the leisure to take out his phone and snap a high-definition close-up of the hamster's eyes, which were larger than his own.
Then, he opened Moments, edited, and sent.
[Gu Fan: New pet at home, a bit big. Waiting online for a suitable cage, quite urgent.]
[Image: Close-up of the hamster's big, watery eyes.jpg]
The moment he finished posting on Moments, the already overburdened Skyscraper finally let out its last wail.
"Crack... Rumble!"
The building began to shake violently, on the verge of snapping in the middle and collapsing completely.
The Cosmic Hamster also seemed to think that if things continued this way, its "bed" might get damaged.
It decided to "taste" this treasure before the building collapsed.
It extended its giant, pink tongue.
The tongue, like a massive conveyor belt, came licking towards the lazy sofa, carrying warm, wet saliva.
It looked as if Gu Fan and the others were about to be swept away by "one tongue-lick."
Xiao Fan had already closed his eyes, prepared to live or die with the sofa.
Just then.
A cold, arrogant voice, filled with an absolute will for destruction, seemed to come from the Nine Heavens, yet also echoed in everyone's ears.
"Vile beast, and you, ant, this is where it ends."
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