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105: Chapter 105 Summoning Ritual? A Giant Pet Blind Box!

Amidst the heart-wrenching cries of the Guixu Cult High Priest, the System notification in Gu Fan's mind finally delivered its final verdict.

“Ding! Detected core malice as S-rank 'Blasphemy Against Gods'!”

“Special Backlash Protocol officially activated: Karma Law - Summoned Species Randomization - Contrast Moe MAX Edition!”

“Effect: What you summon is not a god, but loneliness. What you desire is not destruction, but companionship. The System will automatically match you with the 'pet' that can best heal your Soul.”

Gu Fan nearly spat out a mouthful of cola.

What the heck?

Summoned species randomization? Contrast Moe MAX Edition?

This System is getting more and more playful.

At the same time, the anomaly in the sky had reached its peak!

The massive black vortex suddenly accelerated its rotation by a hundredfold, like a black hole leading to Hell, beginning to frantically devour the surrounding light and clouds.

An indescribable, terrifying pressure from primeval times permeated from the depths of the vortex.

It was a pressure that surpassed a Martial Emperor, and even a Martial Venerable, belonging to a different level of life!

At this moment, throughout Tianqiong City, all humans and Vicious Beasts engaged in battle ceased their movements, trembling uncontrollably.

City Lord Zhao Zhengyang's face below turned ashen, feeling that pressure, only despair remained in his heart.

“It's over... it's... Divine-Grade...”

That was the legendary power capable of easily wiping an entire city off the map!

On the altar, the High Priest, who had completed the summoning at the cost of his life, revealed a crazed yet satisfied smile.

“He's here! My God is here!”

“Tremble! Mortals! Before my God, you are all but dust!”

In the center of the vortex, a colossal, sky-obscuring shadow was slowly, little by little, squeezing out of the rift.

The shadow was too immense; just its head emerging cast a shadow covering half the city.

Everyone who witnessed this scene felt their Souls tremble.

Destruction was about to descend.

However, in the eyes of the 404 Picnic Squad, the scene was somewhat different.

“President, that thing... why does it look furry?” Xiao Fan pointed at the sky, asking uncertainly.

“Hmm, it also seems to be orange and white,” Lin Xue added, handing Gu Fan a potato chip.

Finally, amidst widespread anticipation and endless fear, the colossal shadow fully emerged from the spatial rift, revealing itself to the world.

Time seemed to stand still at this moment.

Space also seemed to solidify.

Everyone's expressions froze on their faces.

Shock, bewilderment, confusion, disbelief.

In the sky, there was no Chaos Lord devouring stars at all.

There was only a...

A Hamster, the size of a mountain range, covered in soft, orange and white fur...

A Universe-grade Hamster.

Yes, a Hamster.

It had a pair of huge, innocent eyes like black beans, each eye resembling a deep lake.

Its pink nose twitched slightly, and its two long whiskers, each like a high-voltage power pole.

Its chubby body, round bottom, and short, fluffy tail.

Aside from being a billion times larger, this was clearly a harmless, even adorable, Hamster!

At this moment, this Universe Hamster was rubbing its sleepy eyes, its giant paws (each like a bus) scratching its fluffy belly, emitting an unintelligible grumbling sound.

It seemed extremely displeased that its nap had been disturbed.

The entire scene was dead silent.

On the altar, the fanatical smile on High Priest Modu's face solidified completely, like cement frozen in ice.

He stared blankly at the Hamster in the sky, large enough to munch on the moon like a sunflower seed. His worldview, his faith, and even his entire life shattered inch by inch at this moment.

He trembled, his lips moving, and unconsciously asked in a dreamlike voice:

“Ur... Ursalag...?”

“Are you... are you... too fat?!”

This sentence seemed to flip a switch.

The originally drowsy Universe Hamster's giant ears twitched, seemingly having heard this disrespectful question.

Rage instantly ignited in its black-bean-like eyes!

You're fat! Your whole family is fat!

Interrupting this God's sleep is one thing, but daring to comment on this God's figure?!

“Squeak——————!!”

A sharp, loud cry, filled with fury, erupted from the Universe Hamster's mouth.

That was no ordinary sound wave.

A visible shockwave, like a tsunami, swept across the entire Tianqiong City.

“Crash, bang, boom——”

In an instant, all the glass in all the buildings across the city shattered!

The members of the Guixu Cult on the altar were struck as if by lightning, each spitting blood, flying backward, and collapsing unconscious on the spot.

Only High Priest Modu, clinging to a shred of remaining belief, knelt there, his face ashen.

And those originally ferocious Vicious Beasts that had surged from the rift, upon hearing this “squeak,” seemed to have received an absolute command from the source of their Bloodline.

They immediately, collectively, and uniformly, prostrated themselves on the ground, their bodies curled into balls, trembling, not even daring to breathe.

As if a group of mice had seen a cat.

No, as if they had seen their ancestor.

On the rooftop, Gu Fan watched this absurd scene, calmly took a bite of a potato chip, and offered a professional assessment.

“Good breed, just a bit short-tempered.”

In the sky, the Universe Hamster, having vented its morning grumpiness, seemed too lazy to bother with the tiny summoners below.

Its eyes, as vast as nebulae, began curiously searching for something in the city, like a pet newly arrived in a new home, looking for a comfortable nest.

Its gaze swept over collapsed buildings, burning streets, and the tiny humans and Vicious Beasts below, with a hint of disdain and boredom in its eyes.

Until...

Its gaze finally locked onto the rooftop of the skyscraper where Gu Fan was located.

No, to be precise, it locked onto the lazy sofa beneath Gu Fan.

In the colossal perception of the Universe Hamster, this sofa was emitting an aura of extreme “comfort” and “laziness” that made its Soul feel delighted.

That was simply... the most perfect nest in the entire Universe! The top-tier teething toy! The most comfortable scratching post!

The Universe Hamster's eyes instantly changed.

The previous displeasure and anger all vanished.

In its place was an unprecedented, ardent desire!

It had found its bed!

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