104: Chapter 104 Lingerie Battle Robes, Tong Liya's Declaration of War

"Anyway," Lin Chen didn't want to argue about this kind of issue with her, so he abruptly changed the subject, "Before I left, Guo Degang told me 'I'll be waiting for your arrival at seven tomorrow night.' What's wrong with him?"

Tong Liya was successfully distracted.

She was a smart woman and knew that throwing a tantrum over this kind of thing was useless.

Since she had boarded Lin Chen's ship and accepted the reality of several women sharing one husband, she had to broaden her perspective.

If she acted like that first wife at the teahouse, whining and making a scene every day like a resentful woman, she would only end up exhausting the man's patience and being despised.

"Did you have a blackout? My God, how much did you drink?"

"What did I promise him?" Lin Chen frowned.

Tong Liya sighed helplessly: "My dear, you promised him yourself at the dinner table that you would go on stage at the Deyun Society garden tomorrow night to show off your skills! Do you really not remember anything?"

Lin Chen pressed his temples and shook his head: "No memory at all. Alcohol is truly a damn nuisance."

"Then are you still going tomorrow?"

"Might as well. I've already bragged about it; bailing out isn't my style."

Tong Liya asked curiously: "But do you know how to perform Crosstalk?"

"Who said you have to perform Crosstalk to go to the Deyun Society? Don't I know Ventriloquism?"

Tong Liya's eyes rolled, full of charm: "Hubby, why don't you teach me? I want to learn Ventriloquism too."

Lin Chen glanced at her sideways and smirked: "Didn't I just teach you hand-in-hand last night? I even lent you the tools for the crime, and you still haven't learned?"

Tong Liya rolled her eyes in a charming way, her cheeks flushed: "Is that what you call Ventriloquism? That's called… you dirty rascal! All you know is how to tease people all day long. If you want to play that game, go find Liu Shishi! Her mouth is always free anyway!"

Back at the villa, Lin Chen headed straight to the bathroom for a shower.

After walking around all day in the summer heat and drinking a belly full of alcohol at night, he felt sticky and uncomfortable.

Tong Liya followed him into the bathroom like a little tail.

The two had long since explored each other inside and out, unlocking every possible position, so pretending to be reserved now would just seem too fake.

After scrubbing each other's backs, it was inevitable that things would heat up again under the showerhead.

When they were drying off and getting ready to get dressed, Tong Liya suddenly pushed Lin Chen out.

"What's wrong with you? Is there any part of me you haven't seen? Why the need to be modest about putting on clothes?" Lin Chen was pushed out the door, looking bewildered.

"Oh, just don't worry about it! If I tell you to go out, then go out! Even if we're a married couple, I need to have some private space!" Tong Liya leaned against the door, refusing to let him in.

"Something is definitely up. Confess, what wild man are you hiding in there?" Lin Chen made a move to push the door.

"Hahaha! Stop it, stop it! Good husband, go wait for me on the bed!"

After stalling for a long time, Lin Chen was still locked out.

Inside the bathroom, Tong Liya locked the door and took out the sexy lingerie she had secretly bought that afternoon from a shopping bag.

A few thin black straps and a few palm-sized pieces of translucent lace.

After putting it on, she looked in the mirror. With her enchanting figure and tantalizing glimpses of skin, she was practically a soul-stealing succubus.

Tong Liya looked at herself in the mirror, her self-confidence instantly skyrocketing.

Yang Mi and Reba are coming back tomorrow, right? So what if they come back? They still want to ride on my head and throw their weight around?

In their dreams!

Even if they got here first, I've secured the position of the first wife!

Tong Liya lifted her chin, marched valiantly out of the bathroom, and headed toward the bedroom.

She was going to completely drain Lin Chen in bed tonight!

She would turn him into a puddle of mush who couldn't even lift a finger and would only drool!

This was her welcoming gift for the two vixen-spirits arriving tomorrow.

Surprised? Excited?

...

Two and a half hours later.

The bedroom was in a mess.

Tong Liya lay on the big bed like a saltless fish that had lost its dreams, her bones feeling as if they had been dismantled and reassembled, limp and weak.

She didn't even have the strength to move a finger.

She turned her head with difficulty and looked at Lin Chen, who was leaning against the headboard, rubbing her waist while watching TV with great interest. She felt like dying.

All the emotional advice online is total bullshit!

"Hubby, are you even a normal human being?"

Tong Liya wailed in a hoarse voice.

"Hmm? How is it? Does it feel good?"

Lin Chen's pressure was just right.

Tong Liya closed her eyes.

An absurd thought suddenly popped into her head: Actually, having a few more sisters in the house might be a good thing. At the very least, she wouldn't have to bear this inhuman bombardment all by herself.

If things went on like this every day, she wouldn't last three years before dying of exhaustion.

Are there any similar idioms for women?

...

Because Yang Mi and Reba were coming back today, Lin Chen and Tong Liya didn't go out after breakfast and waited at home.

Perhaps due to a sense of crisis in her heart, fearing that Lin Chen would dump her the moment those two vixens walked through the door, Tong Liya dragged Lin Chen into another round of in-depth communication in the morning.

After a night of rest, her stamina had mostly recovered, and she was once again a full-of-life Mrs. Lin.

Just after cleaning up the battlefield, the sound of a car engine came from outside the villa.

Less than a minute later, the front door was pushed open.

A fair and slender figure rushed in with a scream, throwing herself into Lin Chen's arms like a swallow returning to its nest, wrapping her legs around his waist, and hanging onto him like a koala.

"Mua! Mua! Mua! Hubby, I missed you so much!"

Reba cupped Lin Chen's face and kissed him over a dozen times like a chick pecking at rice, covering his face in saliva.

Lin Chen supported her perky buttocks and teased with a smile: "Did you forget to take your medicine today? What kind of ghost hairstyle is this? Nezha Conquers the Dragon King?"

Reba had two large buns on her head today, one on the left and one on the right, which, combined with her exotic little face, made her look exactly like a modern-day little Nezha.

"Does it look good?" Reba tilted her little head and blinked her big eyes, seeking praise.

Lin Chen nodded: "It looks good."

"Hee hee!"

Reba smiled like a flower, pouted her moist red lips, and acted coquettishly: "Hubby, I missed you so much. You don't know how I got through these days at the Film Crew; I couldn't sleep at night, tossing and turning, my mind was full of you, I..."

"Reba! Get over here and move the luggage right now!"

Before Reba could finish her sweet nothings, an extremely impatient soprano voice came from the doorway.

Who else could it be but Yang Mi?

She was dragging two huge suitcases with both hands, her face as dark as the bottom of a pot.

This dead girl, the moment the nanny van stopped, she rushed out like a wild dog off its leash. She should have just thrown her suitcase onto the main road!

Hearing this lion's roar, Reba instinctively shrank her neck.

But she wouldn't come down from Lin Chen even if it killed her, instead burying her face in Lin Chen's neck, pretending to be a shameless person who thought, 'I'm already a dead person, the outside world has nothing to do with me.'

Lin Chen chuckled, having no choice but to carry her to the door while supporting her perky buttocks like holding a child.

He took the suitcase from Yang Mi with one hand, used the other to wrap around Yang Mi's slender waist, and lowered his head to plant two firm kisses on her red lips.

After finishing their intimate moment, Yang Mi turned her head and got annoyed looking at Reba hanging on Lin Chen like a koala, so she raised her hand and smacked Reba's perky buttocks a few times hard.

Reba let out a muffled groan but still didn't let go or lift her head.

As long as she played dead, no one could pry her off her husband.

"Did you eat breakfast?" Lin Chen asked casually.

Yang Mi said irritably: "We ate."

Reba immediately raised her head to protest: "I didn't!"

Yang Mi sneered: "Was that basket of steamed buns you polished off in the airport lounge fed to the dogs?"

With her lie ruthlessly exposed, Reba immediately buried herself back in, whispering complaints into Lin Chen's ear:

"Hubby, you saw it, right? This is how she usually bullies me! She's this arrogant right in front of you; if you weren't here, who knows how she'd abuse me. It's too hard for me!"

"Alright, stop with the nonsense."

Lin Chen amusingly rubbed her fluffy head with his chin, dragged the suitcase with one hand, and walked upstairs side-by-side with Yang Mi.

...

Just as they reached the corner of the second floor, the three of them bumped into Tong Liya, who was coming out of the bedroom.

The air seemed to freeze in that instant.

Honestly, this encounter was rather awkward.

These three women had indeed played well together in the Film Crew, calling each other 'good sisters' at every turn.

But good feelings are one thing; how to describe this current situation?

It was probably equivalent to three good bros secretly chasing the same department beauty at the same time, only to bump into each other in her living room when they went for a date.

Although the gender was reversed, the atmosphere of being so awkward one could dig a hole with their toes was exactly the same.

Sure enough, the closer the acquaintances, the more uncomfortable they are when encountering such a Shura field.

Fortunately, although the atmosphere was a bit stiff, there were no tragic scenes of hair-pulling or slapping.

This was thanks to Tong Liya having just experienced a violent life-harmonizing session, and she was still immersed in the 'sage time.'

'Sage time' can be called the ultimate cheat for human emotional management.

If the medical world could develop a miracle drug that lets people enter 'sage time' anytime, anywhere, let alone family conflicts, even world wars could be completely quelled.

The current Tong Liya had a mindset that was even more transcendent than an enlightened monk in a temple.

She felt that life was short, so what was the point of being jealous?

Since everyone had entered the same family, wouldn't it be nice to love and care for each other?

In this life, the most important thing is to be happy.

Taking a step back opens up the horizon; enduring for a moment brings calm; only by being broad-minded can one appreciate more beautiful scenery.

'Sage time' is just that unreasonable and domineering.

But unfortunately, this cheat had an expiration date.

A few minutes later, as the hormone levels in her body returned to normal and the holy light of 'sage time' gradually dissipated, the unhappiness in Tong Liya's heart began to grow wildly like weeds.

What followed was an uncontrollable feeling of loss and bitterness.

She felt like an outsider, no longer the little darling Lin Chen held in the palm of his hand, the one he doted on exclusively.

Clearly, just a second ago, her husband's eyes were only on her.

Clearly, his embrace and his tenderness were all her exclusive property.

But now...

The more she thought about it, the angrier she got!

Once a woman's emotions shift, her drive for action is quite astonishing.