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85: Chapter 85 The three beauties instantly transform into fiercely protective husbands!
For the next half hour, it basically became a one-sided massacre show by Lin Chen alone.
"Let's say there's a pair of identical twins; the older brother is named Ao Wen, and the younger brother is named Ao Xuan. At this point, there are definitely contrarians who want to ask, 'Why isn't the younger brother named Ao Wu? Wouldn't 'Wen-Wu' be so auspicious?'"
"Actually, when the younger brother was first born, he was indeed named Ao Wu. Unfortunately, late one night when he was seven or eight years old, the kid was out playing and didn't come home. His mother went crazy with worry, wandering around the village in the middle of the night with a flashlight, shouting his name at the top of her lungs all over the streets..."
"'Ao Wu! Ao Wu!'... Then, as soon as it was dawn the next day, the child cried and changed his name."
"Pfft!"
"Ouch... *cough, cough*... Hahahaha!"
One by one, these classic internet memes that had long been played out by everyone in his past life erupted with a terrifying lethality like autumn leaves swept away by the wind in this world.
After nine consecutive rounds, every single time, those eight unlucky souls on the opposite side were unable to escape, all of them spraying water everywhere.
In the entire room, besides the sound of everyone laughing until they were almost out of breath, all that remained were towels used for wiping drool flying through the air.
By the tenth round, the competition couldn't even get started.
Because the eight staff members, led by the Executive Director, had completely admitted defeat.
At this moment, their clothes and hair were soaked by the water spray from just a moment ago, making them look like water ghosts just fished out of a moat, appearing incredibly disheveled.
"We give up, we give up! Teacher Lin, please retract your supernatural powers. We know we were wrong. We shouldn't have had such loose mouths and suggested playing a 'try not to laugh' game from the start. We completely admit defeat, okay?"
The Executive Director raised his two wet hands high, surrendering with extreme smoothness and thoroughness.
The people from the Divas Hit the Road Group couldn't even squeeze out a sarcastic remark at this moment.
Having laughed wildly at high intensity for over half an hour, everyone's facial muscles were twitching, their stomachs hurt terribly, and they were drenched in sweat, looking just like they had finished a five-kilometer weighted run.
Extreme joy and sorrow is inherently a physically demanding task that drains one's stamina and spirit.
After going through this ordeal, these big stars were completely exhausted.
Only Lin Chen remained with that immovable, stern face, standing in place with his hands in his pockets.
The look of disdain and boredom between his brows, seen by the onlookers in the livestream, was another spectacular display of deadpan humor that made people applaud.
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After suffering through this ordeal, several core members of the Divas Hit the Road Group finally helped each other retreat to their respective Mongolian yurt guest rooms.
However, Tong Liya and Guli Nazha were not in a hurry to go back to their own rooms this time.
Instead, like two boneless beauties, they slithered into Lin Chen and Liu Shishi's large suite, and as soon as they entered, they collapsed onto the soft couch without any regard for their image.
Guli Nazha leaned against a large pillow, her long legs wrapped in thin silk stockings dangling weakly, and she waved her delicate hand at Lin Chen listlessly.
That little look made it seem as if she were about to drop dead on the spot the next second.
"If you lie on the bed like a corpse for a while, your energy will naturally recover. Don't put on a tragic act for me here."
Lin Chen didn't pay attention to the coquettish behavior of this little vixen.
He walked to the floor-to-ceiling window and, using a warm thermos, leisurely poured himself a cup of freshly brewed Pu'er tea.
He took a sip, and the Grandmaster-level Qi Cultivation within his body circulated steadily through his meridians, his state of mind as stable as an old dog.
"Knock, knock."
Just as Guli Nazha was tugging at the corner of the blanket, preparing to continue whining, the door was suddenly lightly knocked from the outside.
A high-level staff member from the Production Team who didn't usually show his face was standing outside the threshold, looking a bit uneasy, and lowered his voice to greet them:
"Teacher Lin, if you are free right now, could you step out for a moment? The leaders from the station have some private, serious matters they would like to discuss with you alone."
Lin Chen's eyes flickered. He set down the purple clay teacup in his hand with some curiosity, replied "Sure," and walked out the door.
The three beauties lounging in the room exchanged glances, their eyes shifting in unison. How could they sit still? They stepped out, following closely behind with their long, fair legs.
The staff member leading the way was quite sensible. As soon as they stepped out, he made a subtle gesture to the few follow-shot cameras set up in the hallway, signaling the young night-shift crew to cut the cameras and audio equipment and definitely not to follow.
Afterward, he led the four people, each with their own thoughts, down the hallway to a luxury executive suite at the end of the same floor.
"Haha, Teacher Lin, Yaya, Nazar, Shishi. It's been a bumpy road; everyone has really worked hard for the show's effect."
Just as Lin Chen lifted the curtain of the inner door, a middle-aged man wearing a stand-up collar Zhongshan suit with a crew cut stood up from a mahogany chair with a smile and greeted them very skillfully.
This middle-aged man was no nobody in the industry; Lin Chen and the others recognized him at a glance.
This was none other than Chief Director Zhang Zhiquan, who held the power of life and death over the entire "Divas Hit the Road" show and whose word was law at Hunan TV.
"Chief Director Zhang? Why did you come all the way to Hailar in person?" Tong Liya knit her willow-leaf eyebrows slightly and asked with some surprise.
Any seasoned veteran in the entertainment industry understands that big shots of the Chief Director's level usually stay at the headquarters in Changsha to oversee the production and watch the footage.
Unless some earth-shattering event occurred, it was absolutely impossible for them to follow the location Film Crew to eat sand in the mud.
Right now, in the middle of the night, this old veteran suddenly set up such a private meeting and specifically called Lin Chen over. What kind of mischief was he brewing?
In an instant, the three beauties who had been cute and adorable suddenly flashed a hint of sharpness and vigilance deep in their eyes.
The three of them tacitly took a small step forward, vaguely shielding Lin Chen, this "non-celebrity," in the very center.
Do not be deceived by their delicate appearance of acting coquettish, asking for hugs, or wanting massages in front of Lin Chen.
After all, in the cutthroat entertainment industry where people are eaten without a trace, how could any woman who has managed to reach the top-tier, first-line position be a pushover?
If it really involves the core interests of their own man and touches their registered legal reverse scale, these leading ladies who have been rolling in the vanity fair for many years have methods that could make many old veterans lose a layer of skin.
"Oh my, ladies, please don't stare at me with those eyes; these old bones of mine can't handle it."
"Everyone, rest assured. I, Old Zhang, flew here overnight, and what I've brought is definitely a huge piece of good news!"
Chief Director Zhang Zhiquan had lived for more than half his life; what kind of sharp people hadn't he dealt with?
The moment the curtain was lifted, he clearly felt the hostility pressing in from Tong Liya, Guli Nazha, and Liu Shishi.
This sharp reaction made him inwardly click his tongue; it seemed the station's production department and those trolls on the internet had all misjudged the situation.
The level of intimacy this family had in private didn't look like some nominal, dead-in-name-only contract marriage at all.
This protectiveness was even more real than real gold.
Then, a wave of deep confusion welled up in this old fox's mind.
Since the marital relationship between Lin Chen and these young women was so solid, who exactly were Yang Mi and the others trying to fool with that official clarification statement they released together a couple of days ago claiming it was "purely a joke and everyone is still single"?
Is it a trend now for young people to get marriage certificates just for fun?