140: Chapter 140 Sister Dandan's Private Tutoring Lessons: All Free Secret Techniques

Song Dandan pondered for a moment: "This matter is complex if you look at it that way, but it's also simple. There are only two paths: either cut the Gordian knot and give up completely, or don't stop until you hit the wall and pursue him with everything you've got."

"Then I choose the second one! How should I pursue him?" Song Zuer didn't even think about it and skipped the first option entirely.

Song Dandan wanted to say something but held back, hesitating for a long while before speaking: "Girl, I really don't know if I should interfere in this. Lin Chen's situation is too unique. If I give you advice and you really fall for him, and your life becomes miserable later on, then I'd be in big trouble. I'm afraid you'll hate me in the future."

"Sister Dandan! You can rest assured. I chose this path myself. Whether I get dumped by Lin Chen later or eaten up by those tigresses in his family, I will never blame you for a single word!"

Song Dandan rolled her eyes: "Even if you don't blame me, I'd still feel bad about it."

"Good sister, just help me~"

Song Zuer shook Song Dandan's arm, acting spoiled, when suddenly her head got hot, and she blurted out: "Mom!"

"Huh? What did you call me?" Song Dandan was startled.

"Mom! You just said it yourself, you're more than old enough to be my mom, and we both have the surname Song, so we were one family five hundred years ago! From now on, you're my real mom! Mom, please have mercy and help your poor daughter. I'm really being tortured to death by Lin Chen~"

Song Dandan was amused by the young girl's bizarre logic and reached out to poke her forehead: "You little rascal! If I had actually given birth to a daughter like you, I'd live ten years less!"

"Mom~"

"Stop, stop, stop! Don't call me that! I already have wrinkles at the corners of my eyes; if you keep calling me that, I'll turn into an old lady right away. You'd better just call me Sister Dandan."

"Thank you, Sister!"

"Sigh, I'm truly impressed by you; I've been trapped by you."

Song Dandan sighed, her expression turning serious: "I'll ask you, are you dead set on being with him? The kind where you can't live without him?"

Song Zuer bit her lip and nodded vigorously.

Song Dandan stared intently into her eyes: "Even if it means throwing yourself at him and becoming his sixth concubine, would you be willing?"

This question was sharp.

Song Zuer was stunned for a moment and fell silent.

Song Dandan struck while the iron was hot: "You'd better think clearly. His household isn't your average harem. Those five women are all cunning, and each one is harder to deal with than the last. If you really go in there, can you handle that kind of grievance?"

"Just think about it: you'd have five older sisters above you, and Lin Chen might not even make it to your room once a month. If they team up to alienate or bully you just to compete for his favor, what will you do?"

"Can Lin Chen protect you twenty-four hours a day? Even if you have a child, your child would have to call those five women 'Big Mom' or 'Second Mom.' Can you stand that frustration?"

The picture Song Dandan painted was just too realistic and too terrifying.

In Song Zuer's mind, iconic scenes from various palace dramas instantly appeared: Yang Mi holding a bowl of poisonous wine, forcing her to drink it; Tong Liya holding a small leather whip, whipping her; Liu Shishi locking her in a woodshed to starve...

The young girl's face turned pale instantly.

Seeing this, Song Dandan breathed a sigh of relief inwardly, patted her shoulder, and comforted her: "Silly girl, you're scared, aren't you? You're only seventeen. There are plenty of good men in this world. In a few years..."

"I'm not afraid!"

Song Zuer suddenly raised her head, interrupting Song Dandan.

Although her face was pale, her eyes were frighteningly bright: "I can do it!"

"What?" Song Dandan was bewildered.

"If the five of them can do it, why can't I? We all have two shoulders carrying one head; who's afraid of whom! If they dare to bully me, I'll fight them to the death! At worst, we'll go down together!" Song Zuer clenched her little fists, looking like a little fighting cock ready to go to the battlefield.

"..."

Looking at this "newborn calf not afraid of the tiger" stance, Song Dandan was completely speechless.

Song Zuer didn't notice Song Dandan's breakdown at all; instead, she leaned in excitedly: "Sister Dandan, tell me the main point. How exactly can I crawl into his bed and become his little number six?"

Song Dandan rubbed her aching temples, her voice sounding a bit weak: "Are you... really decided?"

"One hundred percent sure and certain!"

Song Dandan was silent for a long time before finally sighing helplessly: "Actually, the most effective trick for dealing with men is just two words: 'Give it away.'"

"Give it away?"

"That's right. A man pursuing a woman is separated by a mountain, while a woman pursuing a man is separated by a layer of gauze. Especially for a little enchantress like you, who is youthfully invincible and dripping with vitality, as long as you can swallow your pride and take the initiative to throw yourself into his arms. Stick to him when there's an opportunity, and create opportunities to stick to him when there aren't any."

"Just remember one sentence: there isn't a cat under the sun that doesn't crave fish!"

Song Zuer touched her chin thoughtfully. A moment later, a sly gleam flashed in her big eyes.

She turned her head, took a deep look in Lin Chen's direction, and clenched her fists tightly.

"Understood! Sister Dandan, rest assured, I will definitely make him bow down before me!"

Watching the high-spirited Song Zuer, Song Dandan wished she could slap herself twice.

What kind of situation is this!

Why did I have nothing better to do than give such reckless advice!

Now it's done; if Song Zuer really gets eaten up by Lin Chen, she'll be torn to shreds by those women like Yang Mi.

If Song Zuer gets rejected and suffers a broken heart, her conscience won't let her rest either.

Isn't this just digging a hole for herself?

Why is her mouth so itchy!

Song Dandan really wanted to slap herself.

She pondered for a long time, still wanting to warn Song Zuer again.

You seventeen-year-old girl, you haven't even grown your feathers yet, and you're in such a rush to marry and become a concubine? At this age, you should be in school doing study problems; getting into a good university is the right path.

However... looking at Song Zuer's youthful face, filled with stubbornness and longing, Song Dandan swallowed the words that were on the tip of her tongue.

Kids at this age are in the midst of being rebellious and obstinate.

Once they set their minds on something, ten cows couldn't pull them back.

Besides, putting herself in her shoes, Song Dandan actually understood this girl quite well.

A man like Lin Chen is simply a walking hormone-generating machine; his lethality to women is just too great.

Setting aside his face that rivals top male idols and his perfect physique, just his overflowing talent and his overbearing yet protective personality are enough to make any woman fall for him.

How could a young girl like Song Zuer, just beginning to understand love, possibly resist?

"Girl, this method is effective, but there are quite a few nuances when putting it into practice." Song Dandan patted Song Zuer's smooth thigh and sighed.

She was just throwing caution to the wind now.

Since she had already bragged about it, rather than pouring cold water now and offending this little ancestor, ending up in a situation where she's wrong no matter what, she might as well go all the way and help her strategize.

At least this way, she could still earn the favor of being a "godmother."

Song Zuer's eyes lit up: "What nuances? Mom, tell me quickly!"

Song Dandan lowered her voice: "Know yourself and know your enemy, and you will never be defeated. You don't even know Lin Chen's personality or his taboos, and you dare to just throw yourself at him? If you accidentally offend him instead of pleasing him, it'll be hard for you to even speak to him in the future."

"Makes sense! Ginger is still spicier when it's old!"

Song Zuer nodded frantically like she was pounding garlic: "Then Sister Dandan, what kind of person do you think he is?"

"You asked the right person; your Sister Dandan is the best at reading people. After my observations during this time, Lin Chen is actually easy to understand. He has ability, so he's a bit arrogant in his bones, looking unapproachable. But this kind of man is often cold on the outside and warm on the inside; you just need to..."

For the rest of the journey, Song Dandan transformed into a relationship guru, giving Song Zuer a full "private tutoring session on flirting" the whole way.

As for whether these tricks would work, nobody knew.

Anyway, Song Zuer listened with eyes shining, her confidence exploding, and she even started fantasizing about the scene where she, wearing sexy pajamas, successfully snuck into Lin Chen's room.

At 3:40 PM, the flight landed on time at the romantic Dali City Airport.

The Divas Hit the Road Group disembarked from the plane.

Guli Nazha had a good sleep in Lin Chen's arms, and now she was refreshed, her cheeks rosy like a peach.

When leaving the airport, she met several die-hard fans who wanted autographs and photos. She smilingly satisfied them all, without any celebrity airs.

"Wow! Finally reached Dali City! The air here is sweet!"

As soon as he stepped out of the airport gate, Xiaoyueyue started acting, spreading his chubby arms and shouting affectionately at the sky.

Lin Chen walked behind him, casually patted his fat shoulder, pointed at the four big red characters "Dali City Airport" on top of the terminal building, and mercilessly debunked him: "Besides those four characters, which eye of yours can see any difference between this place and other airports?"

The cameraman filming them was very sensible and immediately panned the camera over.

In the shot was just an ordinary concrete plaza, and the post-Production Team added a line of subtitles: [Verified, 99% similarity to Beijing Airport].

"Teacher Lin!"

Xiaoyueyue aggrievedly pushed his small glasses, wiggled his round body, and stamped his feet coquettishly: "If you roast me like this, it's very easy to lose this baby!"

"Hahaha!"

"Ugh—I'm about to throw up my dinner from last night!"

"Xiaoyueyue, hurry up and roll away! Our Teacher Lin already has five big babies at home; he doesn't need you!"

"It's over, it's over. Teacher Lin not only has to deal with the harem fighting for favor, but now even Crosstalk actors are starting to crave his body."

"Hahaha!"

Everyone frolicked at the terminal entrance for a while, then pulled their luggage and followed the director towards the parking lot.

A piece of open space was cordoned off next to the parking lot.

Several cameras had already been set up.

A row of eight chairs was set up in the open space, and a transparent plastic basin filled with water was placed in front of each chair.

Not far away stood two large billboards covered with black cloth.

Seeing this setup, even a fool would know the Production Team was going to start causing trouble again.

"Ahhh! Teacher Lin, look here! So handsome!"

"Yaya, I love you!"

"Xiaoyueyue! How about a song of 'Song of the Fifth Ring'!"

"Nazar, you're so beautiful!"

"Shishi!"

Outside the cordon, there were quite a few fans who had received news and rushed over to support them.

Seeing the Divas Hit the Road Group appear, the crowd immediately boiled over, and the screams rose wave after wave.