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56: Chapter 56 The three beauties were amused by the bawdy jokes and trembled with laughter.
Lin Chen was driving with his three stunning wives, completely unaware that the livestream was in an uproar because of their jealous counterattack.
Regarding Song Zuer taking the initiative to offer snacks, the three of them had only made a couple of snide, sarcastic remarks.
At a time like this, it was impossible to tear off the mask and cause a huge scene.
After all, the car was filled with cameras pointed right at them; if they really started screaming and causing a scene, no one would be able to save face.
Besides, Song Zuer was just acting coy and offering snacks; she hadn't done anything truly out of line.
It was purely because the three of them, as the 'official wives,' were too sensitive to such vixen-like tactics.
A deeper reason was that although they were Lin Chen's wives in name, apart from living under the same roof, they hadn't even held hands that many times.
Their relationship was nowhere near the point where they could justify cutting off his romantic luck; they clearly lacked the confidence.
The weather today was surprisingly good.
The sky was high and clear, and the sunlight was warm.
The car sped along the wide expressway.
Rolling down the window slightly, the fresh breeze filled the cabin, making everyone feel relaxed and comfortable.
"Lin Chen! Lin Chen!" Lei Jiayin's voice suddenly popped out of the antique walkie-talkie that the women despised.
Even though he was mocked, he insisted on using this gadget.
"Received!" Lin Chen picked up the walkie-talkie to reply.
"There's a service area thirty kilometers ahead. Should we pull in for a break?"
Lin Chen was speechless: "Brother, we've been driving for less than twenty minutes since leaving the toll station. If you need to go to the bathroom and take a break now, are you suffering from kidney deficiency?"
Lei Jiayin retorted cheerfully: "My kidneys are just fine! I can drive for twenty-four hours straight without blinking. I'm just worried that your body can't take it."
Lin Chen replied flatly: "Regarding physical fitness, you're worrying for nothing. I'm definitely ten times more ferocious than you."
Lei Jiayin was unconvinced: "I don't like hearing that. How did you figure that out?"
"Do you understand the rules of the animal kingdom? To judge whether a male is fierce or not, you look at the number of mates he has. I have five, may I ask how many Mr. Lei has?"
"Hahahaha!" A burst of wild laughter erupted from the other side of the walkie-talkie.
Lei Jiayin, Yue Yunpeng, and the senior artist Song Dandan were laughing like crazy.
In this car, Tong Liya, Liu Shishi, and Guli Nazha had wanted to keep straight faces and pretend to be angry at being teased, but in the end, they couldn't hold it in and burst into laughter in unison.
Their three beautiful faces bloomed like flowers, and the soft flesh rising high on their chests swayed violently, looking extremely alluring.
"Leizi, Teacher Lin is going to teach you a driving trick for free today. It's absolutely effective." Lin Chen held the steering wheel with one hand and continued to spout nonsense into the walkie-talkie.
"What kind of trick?"
"Stick your hand out the window now, face the wind, and make a claw shape."
Lei Jiayin did as he was told: "It's out, then what?"
Lin Chen said solemnly: "At sixty miles per hour, the wind resistance feels like a C-cup; speed up to eighty, and it's a D-cup; push it to one hundred, and it's definitely a perfect E-cup."
"Hehehehe..." A lewd laugh, characteristic of an older man, came from the walkie-talkie. The others didn't immediately catch on.
Yue Yunpeng asked, puzzled: "Did you get water in your brain? Why are you laughing so obscenely!"
Out of curiosity, everyone stuck their hands out the window to feel this so-called trick in the wind.
At this very moment, the livestream, occupied by millions of netizens, completely took off.
There are masters among the common people.
Without even needing to try it themselves, the 'old drivers' understood instantly upon hearing those letters.
"Holy crap! Teacher Lin must have at least fifty years of driving experience! He's the ace among old drivers!"
"Brothers, take notes! Teacher Lin is highlighting the key points, this is a final exam question. Sixty mph is a C, pick the wrong one and it's an automatic zero!"
"I'm on the highway right now! Tested it at fifty mph, it really is a soft C! Teacher Lin doesn't lie!"
"Can someone enlighten me? Why is sixty mph a C?"
"The guy above is a total newbie. When you grab the wind, the resistance feels like holding a woman's breast! CDE all refer to cup sizes, get it?"
"After all, Teacher Lin is a fierce god-tier rich man who can handle five at once; it's only natural that his ball-handling skills are invincible!"
The big stars in the car soon caught on as well.
Song Dandan quickly took out her phone and sent a WeChat voice message: "Yaya! Shishi! Nazar! Hurry up and control your man! He's spouting filth! We have the underage girl Zuer in our car!"
"Received! Don't worry, Sister Dandan, we'll use harsh punishment on him now!" After replying to the voice message, Tong Liya turned around and stared fiercely at Lin Chen with her beautiful eyes.
Being stared at by three pairs of beautiful eyes that could kill, Lin Chen wasn't panicked at all, and even raised his eyebrows arrogantly.
"What's the big deal? Ball handling... no, wait, after driving for so long, you naturally become sensitive to speed. Nothing to it, just practice makes perfect."
Tong Liya pouted her red lips and huffed: "I didn't realize you were so experienced. You must go out and grope people often, right?"
Liu Shishi leaned over from the back seat, pressing her hands against the backrest of the driver's seat.
She added in a coquettish voice: "It's inconvenient to do anything while driving, but wait until we get to the hotel and see how I deal with you!"
Lin Chen chuckled twice, floored the gas pedal, and the car accelerated to catch up with the lead car.
The two cars sped along for over two hours before finally turning into the Chifeng Service Area for a break.
Driving is mentally draining, and sitting in a car is just as physically exhausting.
As soon as the car stopped, apart from Lin Chen, who possessed Grandmaster-level Qi Cultivation and was completely unaffected, the female stars couldn't wait to get out of the car to stretch their waists and legs.
After resting for a while, the group marched toward the restrooms.
Including the accompanying film crew and assistants, the Production Team had dozens of people.
With such a massive entourage, they were the absolute center of attention wherever they went.
Sure enough, as soon as they reached the entrance of the restroom, a large crowd of passersby and drivers surrounded them.
"What's going on?"
"They're all big stars!"
"Oh my! It's the Divas Hit the Road group! I was just watching the livestream on my phone! Teacher Lin! I'm your die-hard fan! Please teach me how to drive!"
"Nazar! Nazar, look at me!"
"Yaya is so beautiful!"
The crowd grew larger and larger.
At first, it was all fans, but later it was purely passersby joining in the fun and making noise.
Fortunately, the Production Team was experienced and had anticipated such a big scene.
A dozen burly staff members immediately formed a human wall, forcefully carving a path through the crowd to escort the eight stars into the restroom.
After finishing their business, the group didn't dare to delay for even half a second; they trotted all the way back to the cars and fled in a panic.
"Being a star is really miserable; you have to sneak around like a thief just to go to the bathroom." As the car got back on the highway, Lin Chen casually joked while driving.
Tong Liya reached out with her jade-like hand to tie her ponytail, her ample breasts stretching upward with the movement, looking incredibly alluring.
She asked with a coquettish smile: "What? Did the big scene scare you limp?"
Lin Chen shook his head: "It didn't scare me. I just feel that when you're happily relieving yourself, and a head suddenly pops up next to you, staring fixedly at your private parts, it feels especially... awkward."
"Hahahaha!" Tong Liya, Liu Shishi, and Guli Nazha immediately shook with laughter, the cabin filled with the beautiful sounds of women laughing.
Liu Shishi leaned over the driver's seat backrest again, her breath sweet like orchids: "Does it feel especially awkward, and you were too embarrassed to speak up and chase them away?"
Lin Chen turned his head and denied it solemnly: "It's not awkward, I was just afraid he'd suddenly open his mouth and take a bite out of me."
"Pah!"
"You dirty pervert, stop talking nonsense!" The three women's beautiful faces instantly turned beet red, and they all scolded him coquettishly.