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74: Chapter 74 Tong Liya Confesses Her Love in Public
The Executive Director led the applause, then pulled out a card: "Sister Dandan, for the second question, who do you think is the most handsome among the three male members?"
Song Dandan laughed as soon as she heard it, her eyes squinting with amusement.
Yue Yunpeng's face dropped, looking aggrieved: "Who came up with this cruel idea? Isn't this just deliberately picking on me? Can looks put food on the table?"
Lin Chen patted Yue Yunpeng on his thick shoulder, and just when everyone thought he was going to offer some polite consolation, he laughed earnestly: "Actually, they can."
The people in the room couldn't hold it in anymore, and even the cameraman was laughing until he was rocking back and forth.
Yue Yunpeng made a move to leave, shouting with a dark face: "I'm not recording this anymore. Leizi, why are you still just standing there? Do you have to stay here and humiliate yourself?"
Lei Jiayin touched his own big face: "I think if I clean myself up, I'm alright. Although I'm not a 'young fresh meat', I'm still passable."
Yue Yunpeng rolled his eyes at him: "You're only passable when compared to me. Just take a look at yourself sitting next to Teacher Lin."
Lei Jiayin took a look at Lin Chen's handsome face and immediately stood up: "I'm out, I'm out. These netizens are too mean; there's no way to talk."
Everyone was laughing until they were rubbing their stomachs. After the two clowns finished their act, they happily sat back down on the large sleeping platform.
Song Dandan summarized: "In terms of facial features, Teacher Lin is definitely the most outstanding; he's a total hunk anywhere you put him. But handsomeness is a comprehensive concept; when temperament and character are on point, Leizi and Yue Yunpeng also have their own charm."
The Executive Director continued flipping through the cards and asked Yue Yunpeng two routine questions about his travel experiences, which Yue Yunpeng answered properly.
Next was Song Zuer's turn. The first question was quite normal, but when he saw the second question, the Executive Director's eyes lit up.
"If your Brother Lin weren't married, would you take the initiative to pursue him?"
Song Zuer shifted her round, fair legs, tilted her head to glance at Lin Chen, and giggled: "I can still pursue him even if he's married. I was even thinking about becoming the sixth mistress for Brother Jiayin one day."
The atmosphere in the room was instantly ignited. Lei Jiayin and the others started cheering loudly, clapping their hands frantically.
Lin Chen shrugged in response, a playful smile hanging on his face.
Tong Liya and the other two women also curled their lips, but no matter how you looked at it, their smiles were tinged with a sour stiffness.
The Executive Director knew when to stop and didn't dwell on this explosive topic. After all, the Production Team wanted to see some drama, but they were also afraid of playing with fire and getting burned.
Other variety shows rely entirely on scripts to create drama, but these four people in front of him are actual married couples who have received their marriage certificates. If they really started fighting on the spot, no one would be able to handle the aftermath.
"Alright, next is Yaya's question: If Teacher Lin and Shishi both fell into a river, who would you save first?"
Tong Liya chuckled, shaking her fair, delicate head helplessly, while the others let out weird noises, eager to see some drama.
Yue Yunpeng fanned the flames from the side: "That's a definite death trap of a question. If you don't answer it well, you'll be kneeling on a washboard tonight."
Tong Liya pondered for a long time, bit her lower lip lightly, and said: "I'd better save Shishi first. My husband should know how to swim, right, husband?"
"No, I've never learned that in my life." Lin Chen shook his head quite straightforwardly; both in his past life and this one, he was an out-and-out non-swimmer.
Everyone laughed even harder; the air was filled with joyful sounds.
Tong Liya raised her fair, delicate hand to pat her forehead and said coquettishly: "Which hater asked this question? They're deliberately trying to make our family unhappy."
The Executive Director didn't let it go and pulled out the second card: "Then for the second question, what is it about Teacher Lin that you like the most?"
Tong Liya reined in her smile, turned that exquisite pretty face, and gazed at Lin Chen with deep affection: "Everything, I guess. I adore every single hair on his body to death."
Lei Jiayin led the way by shivering violently, and Yue Yunpeng even more exaggeratedly rubbed his chubby arms several times, shouting that he had goosebumps all over the floor.
Tong Liya's enchanting pretty face instantly turned red to the roots of her neck. Shy, she covered her face with her two small hands, and her whole body slumped softly into Lin Chen's arms.
With the soft, fragrant beauty in his arms, Lin Chen took the opportunity to give her ripe, ample buttocks a squeeze, causing her body to tremble slightly.
The Executive Director looked at the woman beside him who was in a daze: "Next is Shishi's turn. If Teacher Lin and Nazar both fell into a river, who would you save first?"
Liu Shishi didn't know whether to laugh or cry as she picked at the corner of the quilt: "Are you kidding me? Why is it this brain-washing question again?"
Lin Chen helped the limp Tong Liya up from his arms and rolled his eyes: "What kind of grudge is this? Do you really have to torture me until my backyard catches fire to be happy?"
Everyone burst into laughter again.
Liu Shishi pursed her red lips, her gaze sweeping between Lin Chen and Guli Nazha, and smiled generously: "I'd definitely save Lin Chen. I only have one husband, but I have plenty of good sisters."
Guli Nazha laughed when she heard this, her beautiful eyes narrowing: "The most poisonous heart is a woman's. What happened to our deep sisterhood? I guess I misjudged you."
Liu Shishi smiled and leaned over, directly wrapping her arms around Guli Nazha's soft, slender waist, and the two beautiful women swayed as they clung to each other.
The Executive Director flipped to the next card: "Alright, second question: If you have a baby with Teacher Lin in the future, would you prefer a boy or a girl?"
Liu Shishi brought her impossibly pure face close to Lin Chen, her beautiful eyes sparkling: "Husband, do you prefer a 'little guy' or a 'thoughtful one'?"
Lin Chen smiled without saying a word, just gently flicked her pretty nose with his finger.
Liu Shishi shyly averted her gaze and answered sweetly to the camera: "Whatever my husband wants, that's what I'll have. It doesn't matter if it's not what I imagined; as long as it's our child, I'll cherish it."
The Executive Director continued flipping cards: "This is Nazar's question."
Guli Nazha hurriedly stretched out her two fair, delicate arms to make an 'X' in front of her chest: "Stop right there. If you're going to ask that nonsense about falling into a river again, this young lady is going on strike."
The Executive Director awkwardly curled his lips and sheepishly stuffed the card back to the bottom of the deck.
"Alright, that was the backstage staff not checking properly. I'll dock their chicken legs later. Let's move on to the next question."
"If the only people left in the whole world were you, Teacher Lin, and Yue Yunpeng, and just so happened that Teacher Lin was lying in bed as a vegetable, would you choose to live with Yue Yunpeng?"
Yue Yunpeng almost spat out the water in his mouth and spread his hands with an innocent face: "Wait, are all the men in the world dead? Do you really have to drag me out to be the backup?"
Lin Chen casually grabbed a pillow from the large sleeping platform and smashed it hard onto Yue Yunpeng's big round face.
"It seems I wasn't wrong during the day. You dead fatty, who knows what you're plotting in your heart to steal my wife."
Yue Yunpeng bit his thick lips, his eyes brimming with tears; the little black fatty looked as aggrieved as could be.
The women in the room were laughing until they were swaying, some rolling around on the platform without any regard for their image.
The Executive Director steadied his emotions and handed the microphone over: "Nazar, what is your final decision?"
Guli Nazha didn't hesitate for even half a second, twisted her long, slender neck, and shook her head with extreme disdain: "Absolutely impossible, not even in the next life."
Yue Yunpeng was completely broken, muttering resentfully: "Nazar, if you had even pretended to hesitate for two seconds, I would have felt a little better. Your rejection is just too damaging to my self-esteem."
The room erupted into another round of uproarious laughter.
The atmosphere on the large sleeping platform reached its peak, and the Executive Director only had two individual cards left in his hand.
Needless to say, these were definitely reserved for tonight's absolute center of attention, Lin Chen.