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93: Chapter 93: Mastered Bedroom Arts, Lin Chen is Stunned

"Ding! Learned 'Thirty-Six Styles of Dongxuan', successfully activated skill: Bedchamber Arts."

Bedchamber Arts: Beginner, 0/10. Congratulations on becoming an official Bedchamber Master. You have mastered a wealth of techniques, enough to ensure that long nights are no longer empty and lonely.

Lin Chen stood frozen in place, his heart unable to calm down for a long time.

To think that such a divine skill could actually be dropped!

He had always thought that men and women taking off clothes and getting down to business was purely reliant on a man's natural instincts.

What kind of technical content could there be? It all depended on the brother's size and the duration of the thrusting to determine the winner.

But the massive amount of postures and exertion techniques now appearing in his brain told him that he was completely wrong.

Getting into bed is indeed a human instinct.

But messing around blindly versus serving someone comfortably are two completely different things.

In reality, how many women cry out in pain at the slightest touch, how many women lie on the bed like dead fish, and how many men surrender after just three seconds inside?

Setting aside the very few who are truly physically ill, most of it is due to psychological trauma.

The root cause is that the beginning didn't make the other person comfortable; the foreplay was dry, and rushing straight in caused pain, leaving behind a sense of fear, which naturally led to dryness and resistance later on.

And Bedchamber Arts is the remedy, specifically designed to treat these stubborn little issues.

It teaches you how to tease sensitive points and how to maximize the quality.

This skill sounds a bit obscene.

But when Lin Chen looked at it from another angle, what was the big deal?

Food and sex are the greatest human desires.

Apart from the very few nuns and monks who have no desires, who can escape this in their lifetime?

There is no need to cover it up, let alone feel it is something that cannot see the light of day.

To put it broadly, this craft relates to sexual health, relates to whether the red flag at home falls or not, and can almost be said to be a great science in the medical field.

After completing this psychological construction, Lin Chen felt at ease and casually pulled another ancient book from the bookshelf.

"Ding! Discovered 'Palace Secret Arts Illustrations', learn?"

"Ding! Discovered 'Jade Chamber Guide', learn?"

"Ding! Discovered 'True Scripture of Yin Relief', learn?"

"Ding! Discovered 'Su Nu Classic', learn?"

Skill books were brushed through one by one, and Lin Chen's experience points skyrocketed.

Bedchamber Arts: Top Level/Max Level. You are now a master of the Bedchamber Arts, your methods are supernatural, and you have thoroughly comprehended the ultimate bliss of the union of men and women.

The prompt tone still carried a hint of lewd implication.

System skills all have caps; once they reach the top level, you can no longer consume experience books to level up.

However, Lin Chen felt the knowledge in his brain slightly and found it was absolutely enough.

Max level Bedchamber Arts is not just a few thrusting movements using waist and abdomen strength; this damn thing has already been sublimated into an elegant art.

Beginner level only teaches you how to fight in practice.

After reaching max level, you even understand a complete set of physical and mental control methods.

From how to unbutton a woman's clothes when entering the door, which part to touch with fingers first to best stimulate the sound of water, all the way to how to hold the woman who has softened into mud in your arms for affection after finishing, it is all a seamless combo.

Even knowing when to pant in her ear and when to use some force to stimulate her, everything is precisely controlled.

This technique integrates psychology, gynecology, and physiological structure, with minute precision.

Although it is currently all theoretical knowledge, Lin Chen has confidence.

After all, whether the actual combat is good or not cannot be determined by bragging; it depends on the woman's reaction.

Have to wait until I go back to find someone to personally practice with.

...

After leaving the bookstore, Lin Chen turned and walked towards the airport lounge.

Just two steps later, the phone in his pocket vibrated, and the caller ID showed: Yang Mi.

"Hello, Hubby~"

As soon as the call connected, Yang Mi's soft and flirtatious voice came through, like a kitten's paw scratching at his heart, "Finished recording the show? Are you at the airport?"

Lin Chen replied: "Yeah, the three o'clock flight this afternoon to fly back."

Yang Mi asked with a coquettish laugh: "First time on a reality show, how does it feel?"

Lin Chen smiled: "Just so-so, not very interesting. But it's barely passable."

Yang Mi rolled her eyes on the other end of the phone and chided: "You should be content. I know Chief Director Zhang Zhiquan; he is quite reliable. Plus, you have several big beauties in your group circling around you every day, serving you good food and drink, of course you think it's passable. If you switched to a trashy Film Crew and were paired with a few pretentious guests, you'd be annoyed to death."

Lin Chen didn't care: "If I really run into someone who doesn't know what's good for them, I'll just walk away; I can't be bothered to serve them."

Yang Mi giggled, then her tone shifted: "Let me tell you something serious. Early this morning, Chief Director Zhang Zhiquan called me."

"Why did he call you early in the morning? Trying to chase you? He's old enough to be your dad." Lin Chen joked casually.

Yang Mi chided: "Go to hell, you have no sense of propriety! You're looking forward to someone else thinking about your wife?"

"My wife is beautiful and has a great figure, looking so pretty and alluring, it's normal for wild men to think about her."

Yang Mi laughed even more sweetly, her voice sounding coquettish: "Yo, haven't seen you in a few days, did you smear honey on your mouth?"

"I'm just telling the truth." Lin Chen was already calculating in his heart that when he got back, he would just use Yang Mi to test the newly acquired max-level Bedchamber Arts, guaranteeing she wouldn't be able to get out of bed the next day and could only cry for mercy under the covers.

The two flirted back and forth across the screen for a while. Yang Mi was about to start filming, so she hurriedly brought the topic back.

"No more messing around, let's talk business. Chief Director Zhang Zhiquan came to me to discuss the broadcast rights for 'falling goose long fly'. This matter had already been settled, sold to Hunan TV, and the price was already signed. But he took the initiative this morning to say he wanted to add a sum to the total price. I had someone calculate it, and the extra money is exactly twenty million."

Lin Chen stopped walking and replied: "He approached me privately yesterday and insisted on giving me a twenty million raise for my appearance fee, but I didn't accept it."

Yang Mi replied: "Right, he laid his cards on the table as soon as he came up, and spoke quite clearly. Honestly, this extra twenty million for the drama purchase is just a pretext to compensate you."

"Heh," Lin Chen raised the corners of his mouth and chuckled, "This old guy, he's actually quite interesting."

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