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45: Chapter 45 Gulnazar's Absolutely Hilarious and Socially Restricted Scene!
"Just wait. Being anxious won't help."
Seeing her face flushed red and her delicate body trembling, Lin Chen kindly offered a word of advice.
Guli Nazha ignored him completely and, instead, became even more agitated.
In the end, she simply slumped limply over the steering wheel, remaining silent.
Lin Chen couldn't understand what kind of fit this woman was throwing.
He figured the big celebrity had a bad temper and couldn't stand the frustration of being stuck in traffic.
Time ticked away bit by bit.
After wasting over half an hour, the traffic ahead hadn't moved even half a meter.
Guli Nazha completely broke down.
She shoved the car door open and stepped out, looking exasperated.
With a loud "bang," she slammed the door shut.
Wearing strappy high-heeled sandals, she stood on her fair, delicate tiptoes to look at the long line of traffic ahead, then walked despairingly to the guardrail on the right and looked down.
Outside the guardrail was a vast expanse of wasteland.
The road was at least four or five meters above the ground below; although there was a slope, it was as steep as a cliff.
After looking for a while, Guli Nazha actually lifted a smooth, fair leg and stepped directly onto the guardrail, as if she were preparing to jump.
Lin Chen was startled and hurriedly pushed his door open to get out.
He rushed over in long strides and grabbed Guli Nazha around the waist from behind.
His large palm instinctively cupped her round, plump peach-like buttocks, and he forcefully dragged her down from the guardrail.
He shouted sternly, "Are you trying to kill yourself? Do you want to die jumping from this height?"
This woman was absolutely insane.
Four or five meters was equivalent to two stories high.
Jumping down such a steep slope in high heels—even if she were lucky enough not to break her legs, she would still end up disfigured.
"Let me go! Don't touch me!"
Guli Nazha struggled violently like a crazed little wildcat.
The drivers around them who had gotten out of their cars for some air were all dumbfounded.
They poked their heads out, peeking over, their flames of gossip burning brightly.
They all assumed it was a young couple arguing, and the woman was throwing a tantrum and threatening to jump off the overpass.
In Lin Chen's eyes, the strength of Guli Nazha's struggle didn't even count as a tickle.
After a month of day-and-night nourishment from his Grandmaster-level Qi Cultivation, his physical condition had undergone a heaven-shaking transformation, and his stamina had skyrocketed countless times over.
Coupled with his Grandmaster-level Combat skills becoming instinct, he didn't even need to use brute force.
With a simple wrap and lock of his arms, he easily held the crazed Guli Nazha firmly in his embrace.
"I don't understand what kind of fit you're throwing, and I don't have the energy to care. But since you're right under my nose, I won't just stand by and watch you jump to your death. This is my bottom line, so I have to offend you."
Lin Chen held her fair, smooth, slender wrists with his large hands, his tone cold and firm.
He never considered himself a saint, and he had no interest in meddling in other people's business.
He only intervened because this woman had just been riding in the same car as him; he couldn't just watch her court death.
"Get... get in the car!"
Guli Nazha was so anxious she stomped her feet.
Her fair toes squirmed uneasily inside her strappy sandals, her voice as thin as a mosquito's, and she was on the verge of tears.
"What did you say?" The wind on the overpass was strong, and Lin Chen hadn't heard her clearly.
"Get in the car, hurry!"
As if suddenly exploding, Guli Nazha shoved Lin Chen hard with both hands.
Fearing he might hurt her, Lin Chen went along with the force and stumbled back, landing directly in the passenger seat.
To his surprise, Guli Nazha actually climbed in after him!
The passenger space wasn't exactly narrow, but it was definitely cramped for two adults.
Guli Nazha didn't care at all; she spread her long, fair legs and straddled Lin Chen's lap.
Her lotus-root-like arms tightly hugged Lin Chen's neck, and she hung onto him like a koala.
Her fiery red, tight-fitting miniskirt was completely hiked up, exposing most of her snow-white, round peach-like buttocks and pink lace panties to the air, pressing tightly against Lin Chen's thighs.
Two plump, soft mounds pressed against Lin Chen's chest, bringing a startling sensation of softness.
"What are you doing..."
Lin Chen was completely bewildered. He opened his mouth to push her away, but his voice suddenly cut off.
A faint but clear sound of flowing water echoed in the quiet car cabin.
Immediately after, Lin Chen felt a wave of warmth and wetness at the base of his thighs.
A large patch of liquid instantly soaked through his jeans, sticking wetly to his thighs.
A soft groan escaped Guli Nazha's lips as she let out a long sigh of relief, filled with a sense of liberation.
Now, everything made sense.
So that was it—this stunning celebrity was so agitated she wanted to jump off a bridge, all because she was desperate to pee and couldn't hold it in anymore!
And now, she had essentially turned the passenger seat into a toilet!
"My lady, isn't this a bit too extreme?"
Lin Chen held his hands up in the air helplessly, not daring to touch the hot, delicate body in his arms.
He groaned inwardly; why couldn't she have peed anywhere else instead of straddling him to do it?
"You... hurry up and close the car door!"
After finishing, Guli Nazha completely turned into an ostrich.
Her pretty face was so red it looked like it was bleeding; she buried her head deeply into the crook of Lin Chen's neck, unable to face anyone.
Lin Chen reached out and pulled the car door shut.
The car fell into a deathly silence, the atmosphere awkward to the extreme.
A strange scent even began to permeate the air.
"Can you get off first? My pants are completely soaked, and it's very uncomfortable."
After more than a minute, Lin Chen finally couldn't help but speak up.
Guli Nazha played dead and didn't move.
Another half minute passed, and just as Lin Chen was about to forcibly push her away, she slowly straightened her willowy waist.
But she didn't move from Lin Chen's lap; instead, with a blushing face, she stared straight at him with her captivating, large eyes.
"Nature calls, you understand, right?"
Lin Chen nodded.
Guli Nazha bit her rosy lips and explained, "I waited at the airport for most of the day just to pick you up. I didn't dare go to the restroom for fear of being recognized by the paparazzi. Who could have guessed there would be a massive pile-up traffic jam on the ring road? If it were you, what would you have done?"
Lin Chen nodded again. "I understand."
He could indeed understand her situation.
For a female celebrity, something like this was a total disaster.
She couldn't leave, and she couldn't get out of the car and take off her pants in public.
If it were a guy, he'd just find a green belt, turn his back, and pee; it wouldn't cost him anything.
But if a female celebrity dared to unzip her pants by the side of the road, it would absolutely cause a sensation across the internet the next day.
If she had been alone in the car, she could have just used a mineral water bottle or peed on the seat, and that would have been that.
But there happened to be a man she had just met sitting in the passenger seat, and she simply couldn't bring herself to ask.
So she had to hold it in.
But holding in urine wasn't something you could just tough out with willpower.
She must have been on the verge of exploding, which was why she was so desperate to jump off the bridge to find a place to relieve herself.
"Thank you for not laughing at me."
Hearing Lin Chen's normal tone, devoid of any mockery.
Guli Nazha's tense nerves relaxed quite a bit, and her urge to die faded away.
"I'm sorry I got your pants dirty; I will definitely compensate you! I'll buy you two sets... no! Ten sets of clothes! You can pick whatever you want, and I'll pay for any designer brand you choose!"
Lin Chen shook his head. "No need to go to such expense. You should return to the driver's seat first."
Guli Nazha gripped Lin Chen's shoulders tightly with both hands, her voluptuous thighs squeezing his waist firmly, and she insisted stubbornly, "If you won't accept it, it means you're still laughing at me in your heart! You must agree!"
Lin Chen was getting worked up by her squirming movements. "Fine, fine, fine, I'll agree to everything. But my lady, I'm a normal man. You straddling me and squirming around like this is really challenging my physiological limits, and I'm in a very difficult position here."
Guli Nazha was stunned for a few seconds.
It wasn't until the delicate skin on the inside of her thighs clearly felt the anomaly beneath her that she suddenly realized what was happening!