359: Chapter 356 Feng Shui, Physiognomy, Health Preservation, and Martial Arts Association (Part 2)
"What kind of bullshit Great Master is this? The Three Dragons Meeting, this is going to lead to mutual destruction; it's an omen of impending disaster."
Suddenly, a high-pitched voice came from afar. The crowd was startled and uncertain, looking up one after another, and to their surprise, they saw Zhou Sheng leaning against the railing of the second-floor deck.
"Who are you? Boss Ma, this..."
Master Lin was instantly furious; where did this person come from to crash his scene?
"Master Zhou, didn't you go out for a stroll? What do you mean by those words? Could you come down and talk about it in detail?"
Seeing that Boss Ma seemed to trust this so-called Master Zhou quite a bit, Master Lin's heart skipped a beat.
Bad news, he really came to crash the scene.
Up on the second floor, Li Changsheng, Master Zhang, and Azure Dragon all wore expressions of watching a good show, wondering if that Master Lin had any real skills.
But Old Zhou definitely had some tricks up his sleeve. Although they weren't very satisfied with Old Zhou's words and actions on a daily basis, everyone trusted him to some extent.
At this moment, Old Zhou didn't hesitate. He greeted Li Changsheng and the others, flicked his sleeves, and walked straight down the stairs.
His somewhat washed-out Daoist robe, combined with his unkempt appearance and his perpetually sleepy demeanor, actually made him look a bit like a wandering expert.
"Is this Master Zhou also a fellow practitioner? I wonder which lineage he belongs to?"
Master Lin was fuming inside, but on the surface, he maintained a composed demeanor, as if he didn't care about Master Zhou at all.
Zhou Sheng swept a contemptuous glance at him and said indifferently, "Sunken cheekbones and protruding jawbones—there is something fishy about you!"
"You... you!" Master Lin became even angrier.
Upon hearing this, Boss Ma frowned slightly. Although he respected Zhou Sheng, Master Lin had seemed quite capable earlier. Speaking like this was bordering on an insult, which made Boss Ma look a bit uncomfortable.
However, once Old Zhou opened his mouth, he held nothing back. Unless someone took him down on the spot, he would even dare to talk back to the King of Hell.
"What? You're not convinced?"
Old Zhou raised his eyebrows and, without waiting for the other party to retort, continued, "If you're not convinced, I'll talk until you are!"
"As the saying goes, the trigrams represent the eyes, and nowadays there is also the saying that the eyes are the windows to the soul."
"People with large, bright eyes must have good heart and lung function. Your eyes are small, which in itself is fine—small eyes don't necessarily mean poor heart and lung function; they often indicate caution and intelligence."
"But the type of eye is completely different in meaning."
"Your eyes are small and they are goat eyes. As the saying goes, Dragon eyes are loyal and reliable; Tiger eyes are dignified and solemn; Crane eyes are noble, honest, and disciplined."
"Deer eyes are lazy and generous; Horse eyes are mediocre; Monkey eyes are suspicious, lustful, and shrewd."
"Fish eyes are short-lived, and goat eyes... are cunning, evil, and heartless."
"You... you... you!" Master Lin was so angry he was about to explode. Even with his good cultivation of temperament, he was on the verge of blowing up.
The trouble was, while others didn't know these things, he knew very well that he did have goat eyes. However, he would never admit it. He could barely accept the labels of cunning, evil, and heartless—after all, the business world is heartless.
"Heh heh, don't be in such a rush, I haven't finished yet," Zhou Sheng said with a chuckle, stroking his beard.
"In physiognomy, seventy percent depends on the eyes. Today, I will focus solely on your eyes."
"You have a mole at the inner corner of your eye, the Dragon Palace (also known as the lacrimal caruncle). You haven't spent little time seeking pleasure, have you? Hasn't this caused your household to be in turmoil?"
"It's not over yet. Your pupils are small and the whites of your eyes are prominent; you are cunning and heartless. Looking at those two masters who look apprehensive, especially the one who just lost..."
"Did you scam them? Boss Ma, I suggest you look into this."
As he spoke, Zhou Sheng looked at Boss Ma with a smile. Upon hearing this, Boss Ma noticed this detail and believed him a few points more.
In his view, this was just an ordinary sparring session; why were they so apprehensive after losing? And why did they keep glancing at Master Lin?
As Boss Ma's rationality gradually returned, his mind became sharp again. His gaze toward Master Lin carried a hint of scrutiny and contemplation.
"Also, Master Lin, your eyelids are thick and drooping. According to the physiognomy analysis of the Book of Changes, you value enjoyment and are greedy for private desires. The people who cooperate with you must have it pretty rough, right?"
"Oh, look, what did I say just now? Your drooping eyelids have turned into eye bags, and they've even darkened. This is a severe deficiency of kidney Qi; you must have overexerted yourself last night, right?"
"Looking further down, you have a mole on the bridge of your nose in the Disease Palace area. Your digestion isn't very good, is it? Do you still have hemorrhoids that haven't healed?"
Hearing Zhou Sheng say this, Master Lin unconsciously straightened his posture.
This scene happened to be caught by Boss Ma, and he was immediately even more surprised.
He had just been wondering why Master Lin was only sitting on the edge of his seat—was it to show respect? Now it seemed...
"Master Zhou, take a break. Prepare a seat and refreshments for Master Zhou!"
Boss Ma was now even more convinced by Zhou Sheng.
If it were possible that Master Lin had investigated him, it was absolutely impossible for Master Zhou.
He knew that Master Zhou and his group were people that special departments had instructed them to bring back to the country; there was no reason for this group to have conducted a comprehensive investigation of him recently.
Now it seemed that this Master Lin, it appeared...
"Master Lin, I have some things to attend to today. Don't you have things to busy yourself with? A-Dong, go see Master Lin and his group out."
Boss Ma was still being tactful; even if such a person might be a fraud, he wouldn't truly offend him.
"Boss Ma, I'm free. I'm free all morning today. Although this Master Zhou has some skills, I think the two masters still have abilities. You see..."
Seeing that Master Lin was a bit oblivious to the situation, Boss Ma felt a bit troubled.
The man was, after all, a well-known figure around here. If he were to be dealt with harshly and truly offended, it would be a trouble.
Just as he was struggling with what to do, Zhou Sheng, who was to the side, spoke up again.
"What kind of nobodies are showing off? My brothers could easily beat these two with one hand."
"Hmm?"
Not to mention Master Lin and the two masters he brought, even Boss Ma was stunned.
After his initial astonishment, Boss Ma felt curious and delighted. "Master Zhou, are you talking about Master Zhang, Master Li, and Master Chen?"
Master Lin, who was to the side, reacted and couldn't help but snort coldly, "Anyone can brag. If they have skills, let them come out and practice!"
"Right, I wonder if Master Zhang and the others could compare notes with these two masters, just as a friendly martial arts exchange?"
Boss Ma was also curious; he really loved this kind of contest between martial arts experts. Of course, he wanted to see that mysterious Master Li make a move even more.
Previously, he had spoken with Zhang Zhao, Chen Youcai, Zhou Sheng, Azure Dragon, and a group of other Martial Masters, and these people would vaguely mention one person in their conversations.
Among them, Master Chen was the most complimentary, almost praising Master Li to the level of a great hero found only in Wuxia novels.
As for how much Boss Ma loved Wuxia novels, that went without saying. He loved to apply things like sword duels and Bright Peak to reality, which showed just how obsessed he was.
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