247: Chapter 247 Philosophical Reflections on Bathing

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What is happiness? Lin Chuyan had understood that long ago.

What does it mean to have happiness doubled? On this night, Lin Chuyan understood that, too.

As for whether there would be any issues with not using a 001, Ruan Xingyu simply told him it was her safe period.

However, whether it was safe or not was actually okay with him; having a little Lin Chuyan or a little Ruan Xingyu wouldn't be such a bad thing, right...

After all, with parents as good-looking as they were, not having a few kids would simply be a waste of their genes.

The question was: would they have a boy or a girl?

If it were a boy, would he be very mischievous? The kind that makes you want to smack him no matter how good-looking he is.

A girl would be quite nice, a father's little darling. But it would be miserable when she grew up; just the thought of having to marry off his daughter one day made him feel like he might want to kill her boyfriend.

Thinking about it that way, he really had to be careful when he went to see his future father-in-law...

Oh right, Brother Yue had taught him that before visiting the parents, he could ask Wen Qi about Xingxing's parents' preferences and then buy good gifts... This matter needed to be prepared for.

During his post-coital clarity, Lin Chuyan let his thoughts wander, pondering these questions quite seriously.

Besides all that, he also had a brand-new explanation for why he was so obsessed with Ruan Xingyu's body.

Actually, when it came to the business between men and women, no matter how exciting it was, it was only sensory stimulation...

To be honest, he had a similar feeling when he was racing cars—the human body secreted dopamine and adrenaline simultaneously, and under the combined effect of these two substances, the resulting excitement and pleasure were off the charts. He even felt that kind of rush was no less than the act between a man and a woman.

But! But!

If the person you were doing it with was your one-hundred-percent intimate lover, then it was different.

This night, she looked directly into his eyes, not calling him "Brother," but calling his name.

Lin Chuyan looked up; the dim lights of the hotel cast down, light and shadow playing across her body, both holy and seductive.

She leaned down, bringing her face close to his.

He looked at her face seriously, and she seemed to want to carve his image into the bottom of her heart.

They gazed into the depths of each other's souls, calling each other by their names.

Whispers, murmurs.

Their bodies were in sync, and their hearts were in sync at this moment too.

The sense of fulfillment brought about by this mutual achievement between advanced beings was something that nothing else could replace.

This wasn't something one could achieve by just finding anyone.

This was absolutely a luxury.

Love was its solid foundation, and above that, spirit and flesh—every step was a perfect fit. They became even more familiar with each other, and because of this thorough "familiarity," their souls began to tremble, reaching another dimension.

Mysterious and profound, the gateway to all wonders.

Perhaps most people would never experience this in their entire lives.

It turned out that this kind of act and love also achieved each other.

It turned out that after such a vigorous experience, it wouldn't be like what was described in some third-rate novels, where you'd get bored or impatient after obtaining it. On the contrary, he only felt that he loved her even more.

This was what Lin Chuyan was thinking at that moment.

If there was anything that could bring more inspiration than philosophical thoughts in the bath, it had to be philosophical thoughts in the bath during post-coital clarity.

After showering, his state had recovered almost completely. He wasn't tired, not tired at all; it wasn't even him who had been moving just now, he could fight for another three hundred rounds.

However, coming out of the bathroom, he discovered that Ruan Xingyu had fallen asleep at some point.

Lin Chuyan put away his thoughts, walked over cautiously, and tiptoed to lie down beside her, but the slight noise he made still caused her to stir.

Ruan Xingyu didn't open her eyes; she turned over and hugged him again.

She seemed to still be in her dreams.

It was just that the pink color on her body and face hadn't faded yet, making her appear even more alluring.

...

One day of their three-day vacation had already passed, and for the remaining two days, the two of them naturally stuck together every single second.

The time was distributed quite reasonably: half the time spent playing in the hotel, and half the time spent going out to play.

With a hat and sunglasses on, he didn't care about anyone except Ruan Xingyu, and he didn't worry about whether he would run into passersby. If he did, he would just greet them openly; he would go out and play as he pleased.

Not only did he go out to play, but he also posted on Weibo and Douyin.

He couldn't help it; he had just won the Golden Melody Awards, and he had a beautiful woman by his side. He tried his best to control himself, but he still couldn't help it.

One must enjoy life to the fullest when one is successful.

Holding Ruan Xingyu's little hand, "click," he took a selfie.

Then he posted it on Weibo with the photo: "Went out on a date."

It drew frantic middle fingers from netizens: "Damn you, if you're going to do it, just do it, if you're not, then don't. What does 'date' mean?"

"Why are you posting on Weibo? Do you think I want to know?"

"You finally get to meet once, and you go out? Lin Chuyan, you are truly pathetic!"

"Can Mom and Dad take me along?"

"Are you not paying for the hotel? I gave you a chance, and you didn't take it!"

Lin Chuyan ignored them and spent the day showing off several landmark buildings in Star City.

Just when everyone thought he was going to continue showing off, he posted on Douyin again—the Violin he carried with him. This time, he finally didn't need Xia Zhi to film him.

He uploaded it and edited the text: "Played my favorite Violin in the hotel and was praised by my girlfriend, which has strengthened my resolve to continue on this path."

He clicked send.

Soon, Douyin users once again welcomed their nightmare.

In the video.

Lin Chuyan stood in front of a floor-to-ceiling window and looked at the camera: "Has it started?"

There was a girl's voice in the background: "It has started!"

Lin Chuyan smiled confidently: "A Bach 'Minuet in G Major,' dedicated to everyone."

The next second, the sound of a sawmill rang out again.

But you have to admit, even though it was so awful, why couldn't you help but want to listen to the end? Was it just because he was handsome?

But what surprised Douyin users was that in the second half of the video, the girl in the background was actually still encouraging him!

Lin Chuyan: "How was it?"

Ruan Xingyu laughed while cheering him on: "It was okay, practice a bit more, and it will definitely sound even better."

At this point, the netizens really couldn't hold it in anymore.

"This is true love, this is definitely true love, this time I believe Ruan Xingyu really loves him."

"Ruan Xingyu, touch your conscience—doesn't your conscience hurt when you say things like that?"

"Bro, can we please stop playing? I'm going downstairs to buy a pack of cigarettes, the kind where I don't take the stairs or the elevator."

"Requesting the full version."

"I'm in the bathroom, and after listening to this, I feel like there's no obstacle in life I can't overcome. I've decided not to wipe. I've never been this confident, thank you, Lin Chuyan."

"It feels like someone is defecating in my house."

"Awesome, I had to pinch my philtrum to finish listening."

"Is this the gold standard of the Golden Melody Awards Best New Artist?"

"A newborn baby suddenly doesn't want to come out anymore."

Someone even tagged Wawa in the comments section: "Is this the idol you picked? What kind of shitty taste do you have?"

Wawa: No, how can they even curse at me for this?