336: Chapter 336 If you're a brother, come and chop me up!
January 25th.
This day was the last stop of Lin Chuyan's roadshow, and also the official release day of black myth: wukong.
The influence of this game had gradually become incomprehensible to the locals; everyone realized that foreigners were looking forward to it too...
Holy crap, the whole world is waiting for black myth: wukong?
Buy, buy, buy, play, play, play.
Game Science did well, choosing a Saturday for the release. Finally, no need to find excuses to ask the boss for leave, and the boss doesn't have to pretend not to understand such lame excuses. Everyone knew what was up; it was the perfect time to enjoy playing at home right away.
It truly was anticipated by the masses.
Although Lin Chuyan didn't have time to play, Game Science had already shown him the opening CG. He still hoped to have some sense of participation...
So, he posted a Weibo message right before the game's release.
Nothing much, just wanted to get flamed.
Editing the text: "Heh, trash monkey."
Click post!
Usually, people might think he was acting crazy, and probably wouldn't understand what he meant.
But posting this kind of Weibo at this time, what other reason could there be?
This really provoked public anger...
"Idiot! Pure and simple."
"The one above is right, truly an idiot."
"Getting cocky? Is that how you leech off the Great Sage's popularity? Do you deserve it?"
"I quite like Lin the Dog, but this time I want to flame him too."
"No, are you sick? Go see a doctor if you're sick, why are you acting crazy here?"
"There are no wrong nicknames, only wrong names. Lin the Dog lives up to his name, starting to bite people at random."
"I think he's gone crazy wanting to trend."
Mosquito Hits Cannon was stunned when he saw this Weibo post.
As a loyal fan of black myth: wukong, he had pre-downloaded it early. He wasn't going anywhere today; he even rejected his Junior who asked him out, just getting ready to play.
Then he saw his idol, Lin Chuyan, fiercely flaming the game he was most looking forward to and supporting the most...
Truly a bolt from the blue.
No, why? Did black myth: wukong offend Lin Chuyan? Why flame it for no reason?
Mosquito Hits Cannon didn't understand, really didn't understand.
No, he couldn't let his idol continue to be wrong.
He started typing a comment. Every word was loyal, the sun and moon could testify.
Mosquito Hits Cannon: "Lin Chuyan! I remember a few days ago you bought black myth: wukong for your studio staff to play! I know you support domestic 3A games in your heart! You don't have to be like this, really! I don't like you being like this either. Can't you be grounded? Traffic is a double-edged sword; in the end, it will hurt you! You better act normal! ! !"
However.
Lin Chuyan: "What kind of thing is a monkey?"
Mosquito Hits Cannon: "... You really are sick."
Crazy, he's really crazy.
Mosquito Hits Cannon didn't expect the idol he had finally become a fan of to be this kind of person.
Unbridled, rude, speaking without thinking, reckless, talking nonsense, spouting rubbish!
Unfollow! Must unfollow!
No idol could insult the Great Sage Equal to Heaven in Mosquito Hits Cannon's heart!
Even Lin Chuyan couldn't!
Soon, a hot search related to Lin Chuyan appeared.
#Lin Chuyan calls black myth: wukong trash#
Simple and crude, clear at a glance.
Passersby were confused, black myth: wukong players were so angry they wanted to fight him, and many more people clicked into his Weibo to scold him. Quite a few fans, like Mosquito Hits Cannon, also had thoughts of unfollowing.
The happiest ones were Feng Liqian and Director Yu Jin.
Feng Liqian's movie had quietly left theaters a few days ago and moved to online platforms.
He wasn't interested in knowing how much it made.
Asking would be useless; the movie had lost a fortune anyway. What he needed to solve now was whether any investors would want him as the male lead in the future.
And the root cause of everything was Lin Chuyan.
Director Yu Jin didn't even need to be mentioned. At this critical juncture where Feng Shen and pegasus 2 were trying hard to sell pre-sales, the rival's movie suddenly had such negative news?
Holy crap, thank you Lin Chuyan for suddenly going crazy!
Director Yu Jin smiled so hard his gums were about to fall out.
However, facts proved that Director Yu Jin laughed a bit too early.
Because black myth: wukong was officially released.
10 AM, players started downloading the game. Those with good internet speeds at home were almost ready to play.
This was a race against time, because many gaming bloggers needed to release videos, like speedruns.
There were also many streamers who started broadcasting almost the moment the download finished.
black myth: wukong was the traffic password!
It didn't matter what they streamed before! Right now, they definitely had to stream black myth: wukong!
If one had to describe the popularity of black myth: wukong, it was to the extent that even people who didn't usually play games would ask about it, and then find a stream to watch.
That was the situation; people who didn't usually play games, people who played games but were still on the fence, people who had bought the game but hadn't finished downloading it... all opened the streams.
And then everyone quickly realized something was wrong.
The opening CG arrived.
In the scene, Monkey Brother had a solemn expression, sitting on a large rock.
He wore the Phoenix-Feather Cap, the Golden Chain Mail, and the Lotus-Silk Cloud-Walking Boots.
He stood up.
This was a low-angle shot, making Monkey Brother look even taller and more majestic.
He scratched his ear with his right hand, and the next second, the Ruyi Jingu Bang was already in his hand.
As the scene shifted, players finally saw the surrounding environment.
It was shrouded in clouds and mist, with layer upon layer of peaks, craggy rocks, and ancient trees reaching the sky. Occasionally, one could hear a few bird calls, making it even more secluded and profound.
However, what was very discordant was that in the distant sky... stood a god of immense height!
Towering like a mountain, standing between heaven and earth.
It actually made Monkey Brother look small.
[This is... Giant Spirit God!] Many players had already recognized it.
At this moment, in the scene.
Monkey Brother walked step by step toward the Giant Spirit God, and the Giant Spirit God in the distance actually took a step back.
Monkey Brother started running, leaping towards the abyss—
The next second, the Somersault Cloud rose.
Players were already firmly attracted. Their eyes followed Monkey Brother on the Somersault Cloud through the bushes that blocked their view. Soon, the view suddenly opened up—
The Giant Spirit God was in the back, the Four Heavenly Kings—Mo Lihai, Mo Liqing, Mo Lishou, and Mo Lihong—were in the front, making Monkey Brother look even smaller.
Apart from these famous gods, there were one hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and generals holding weapons in an attack formation, seemingly about to surround Monkey Brother.
However, Monkey Brother was fearless.
He spoke: "The people, I have protected. The scriptures, I have obtained. My old Sun doesn't want any fame or fortune; I only seek to return to this Flower-Fruit Mountain and live a carefree life. The Heavenly Kings above don't trust me, I understand. Letting you kid bring some shrimp soldiers and crab generals to bluff and want to scare me back to be an immortal, hehe, I also understand. What I don't understand is, you motherf***er killed my monkeys!"
Monkey Brother pointed his staff at the sky, and the camera focused on the Giant Spirit God.
Before the Giant Spirit God could speak, the players watching the stream couldn't help but complain.
[No, does the Giant Spirit God have such a big lineup... ?]
[Holy crap, can the Giant Spirit God even bring heavenly soldiers to raid my Great Sage's home?]
[It's over, Game Science, act normal.]
However, the next second, the camera drifted past the Giant Spirit God's face to his shoulder...
Dog barking suddenly sounded.
Good guy, a strong and agile black thin dog was standing on the Giant Spirit God's shoulder barking frantically!
Behind it, someone was holding a three-pointed double-edged spear, and it seemed like a Tai'a sword was strapped to his lower back, standing motionless.
[This is Howling Celestial Dog!]
[Holy crap, thin dog!]
[The dog is so handsome!]
[The one behind standing on the Giant Spirit God's shoulder must be Erlang Shen.]
[No, why can't I see Erlang Shen's head? I can only see the clothes.]
[Game Science knows how to hide things. Why are they still hiding it at this point?]
[Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry!]
Howling Celestial Dog jumped from the Giant Spirit God's shoulder to the ground, seemingly about to attack Monkey Brother.
At this moment, a very beautiful sound, like vibrating silver threads, came from above. The three-pointed double-edged spear fell directly from the sky, stabbing straight into the ground in front of Howling Celestial Dog.
The next second, a young male voice rang out, but listening to it in the netizens' ears... why did it feel a bit familiar?
"Stupid dog, how dare you, step back!"
The voice was neither flamboyant nor low. At this moment, it echoed in this world, sounding clear, bright, and majestic, as if everything in the world was under his control.
Yes, only he was worthy of the "him" in Monkey Brother's mouth. The "him" qualified to lead troops to wipe out Flower-Fruit Mountain. Who else could it be but the True Lord Erlang Xiansheng!
"Remember well, he is not an ordinary monkey."
Erlang Shen stood above the clouds, like a god of war walking out of an ancient painting, and slowly flew down.
He wore a Three-Mountain Flying Phoenix Cap and a white robe, with gold and silver threads woven in between, shining in the sun like the rising morning sun.
The white robe swayed gently with his movements, revealing the dragon-coiled socks and gold-embroidered boots underneath. A jade belt was tightly wrapped around his waist, highlighting his nobility and extraordinary nature.
"He is a monkey with merit, a monkey who has been granted the rank of Buddha. Here, besides me, no one is qualified to fight him one-on-one. Monkey, oh monkey, I originally didn't want to fight you, this defeated opponent, again."
However, the netizens had no time to care about what he said—when they saw Erlang Shen's face, they were already so shocked they couldn't speak coherently.
The Erlang Shen before them had eyebrows flying into his temples, eyes like lacquer stars, a face like jade, and an exceptionally elegant demeanor, with an inviolable majesty revealed between his brows.
He continued to speak, his words full of indifference and mockery.
But in the eyes of the netizens, although this Erlang Shen had a cold face, he only appeared noble...
"How about this, if you lose in a while, I will take you back to the Heavenly Court, and they will stay here to level Flower-Fruit Mountain. If I lose, I will certainly not give up, and they will still level Flower-Fruit Mountain."
He sighed: "Alas, it's a disaster for all living things. Hmph, we were colleagues after all, I really don't want to fight. Why don't you kneel down and admit your mistake now, and let this matter pass, how about it?"
[Holy sh*t sh*t sh*t sh*t sh*t! ! ! ! ! This f***ing isn't Lin Chuyan! ! ! ! !]
[Holy crap! Holy crap! No wonder the voice sounded familiar!]
[No, brother, no, when did Game Science cooperate with Lin Chuyan? ? ?]
[There really wasn't any news at all. It's too sudden, holy crap!]
[Lin Chuyan's Erlang Shen look is too amazing! ! !]
[I declare this is the True Lord Erlang Xiansheng in my heart!]
[Looking at it this way, what were those previous Erlang Shens?]
[Erlang Shen seems to be the villain here? Damn it, it suits Lin Chuyan even more. This guy plays villains perfectly.]
[No, the villain looks so good? Can't bring myself to do it...]
[Handsome my ass! Lin the Dog brings a Howling Celestial Dog? This is clearly two dogs, okay!]
[Holy crap, I remembered one thing, this guy was still saying "trash monkey" on Weibo just now, so that's why! ! !]
[Misunderstanding cleared!]
The CG was still going on. Everyone was no longer paying attention to what Monkey Brother and Yang Jian said, only knowing that the two of them suddenly started fighting.
[Holy crap, Lin Chuyan is so handsome!]
In the scene, Erlang Shen gripped the legendary three-pointed double-edged spear tightly, the spear tip flashing with cold light, as if it could tear through the void.
The two fought from the ground to mid-air. Erlang Shen's body was like a golden bolt of lightning, every movement full of power and beauty.
His spear technique was open and closed, every swing bringing with it the sound of breaking through the air, making heaven and earth tremble.
His Tai'a sword suddenly split into several, each flying towards Monkey Brother with lightning speed.
He took out an opening-mountain axe, the axe surface showing a red light, throwing it towards Monkey Brother, splitting the mountain behind Monkey Brother.
[No, this is f***ing handsome to an excessive degree, right?!]
[Sisters, I can't take it anymore. How much is this game, hey, I'll buy it, okay?]
[Buy, buy, buy, can I only watch the opening CG? Or is Lin Chuyan still there later? Want to see him beat the monkey.]
[Monkey, don't resist, this is your blessing.]
[Come to think of it... that is to say... this game allows you to beat up Lin Chuyan? ? ?]
[Holy crap, Haters are ecstatic!]
Before the CG was finished, many people ran to Lin Chuyan's Weibo to leave messages.
Then they found that Lin Chuyan had already posted a new Weibo.
"If you are brothers, come cut me."
Arrogant! Too f***ing arrogant!
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