615: Chapter 615 That's enough!

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"mr. & mrs. smith" continues.

As the therapist asks "how the two met," the film's scene shifts, naturally transitioning to "five or six years ago" when they first encountered each other.

They met by chance, yet neither knew the other's identity as an assassin.

They spent half a year together, both feeling the other was the perfect lover, so they decided to walk down the aisle together.

However, "five or six years later," everything had changed.

They still woke up, brushed their teeth, ate, and went to work separately.

But married life had gradually lost its flavor, and even occasional topics like "whether to change the curtains" led to disagreements.

They felt the distance between them growing, coupled with the need to hide their assassin identities... though they still loved each other, they felt they had less and less to say.

Surprisingly, the audience found this seemingly dull daily life fascinating to watch.

The most important reason was that the looks of Lin Chuyan and Ruan Xingyu were simply too stunning.

Setting Lin Chuyan aside for a moment, Ruan Xingyu was truly top-tier.

Before marriage, she had the appearance of a young woman with a hint of exotic charm, but after marriage, her "wifely vibe" suddenly overflowed from the screen.

Even though she wasn't wearing anything revealing, why did she look so mature and sexy?

She wore her hair up, donned a turtleneck sweater, wrapped herself in a black coat, and wore a confident smile.

Combined with her height, she moved with grace, and the camera occasionally caught the handgun hidden in her thigh holster—sexy and deadly.

Less than 20 minutes into the film, all the necessary setup had been completed.

The subsequent plot was one wave of climaxes and surprises after another for the audience, keeping them breathless.

The two received the same mission without knowing each other's identity, and Lin Chuyan, without a second thought, set up a rocket launcher and fired directly at his wife!

This shot left clues for both sides, and after some investigation, they began to suspect each other, suspecting that the other was the assassin from that day.

So, after Lin Chuyan returned home, he didn't dare drink the wine his wife poured, suspecting it was poisoned, and had to secretly pour it out; he didn't dare eat the food his wife cooked, always feeling the taste was off, so he secretly spat it out; his wife holding a knife to cut steak?

He grabbed it! "Let me do it! Let me do it!" Who knew Ruan Xingyu would pull out an even bigger one from her apron and start cutting bread...

The audience was full of laughter.

What made it funny was that this comedic effect wasn't just about "telling jokes," but was deeply rooted in the "assassin couple" premise.

Within this premise, as long as their acting was solid, supported by various micro-expressions and small actions, the audience found it hilarious no matter how they looked at it.

If one also considered their real-life status as a married couple, it felt even more interesting.

The plot continued to soar.

The audience finally understood how the "fighting" the movie had been promoting actually played out.

Good heavens, a couple's nuclear tomb? Respecting each other like a funeral?

Ruan Xingyu was both ruthless and hardcore, firing at her husband with a machine gun in one hand and a shotgun in the other.

And she was truly sexy—extending her leg from under her black dress, mounting the gun, aiming—the "cool older sister" vibe was maxed out.

Brother Mosquito couldn't help but exclaim again: "Lin Chuyan really knows how to film his wife!"

But that wasn't enough; that was just an appetizer.

The real main course was the brutal, hand-to-hand combat between the two.

Knee strikes, elbow strikes, back throws...

The Junior sitting next to Brother Mosquito was stunned: "Is this a massive domestic violence scene? These two are too ruthless, Ruan Xingyu's expression is even twisted!"

Brother Mosquito, however, noticed something different: "Wait, what are these Lines? Are you guys seriously just showing off your affection?!"

Lin Chuyan threw his wife to the ground: "Come on, dear, come to daddy."

Ruan Xingyu got up, backhanded a piece of furniture onto his head, lifted her foot, aimed at Lin Chuyan's stomach, and kicked him hard: "Tell me, who is the daddy?"

Immediately after, the two wrestled together.

She straddled him, throwing punches; he flipped over and straddled her back; she locked her arms around his neck, her legs clamping around his waist...

They appeared to be fighting, but in reality, they were tightly embracing each other...

Brother Mosquito: ...

If you say it's a fake fight, they're fighting too hard...

If you say it's a real fight, you two definitely have something going on...

Brother Mosquito couldn't understand it.

Sure enough, later, the two got their guns at the same time, pointing them at each other, but couldn't bring themselves to fire.

"I can't do it." Lin Chuyan lowered his gun, his eyes filled with love and pity, "You want to do it? Then go ahead."

Ruan Xingyu couldn't do it either.

All the anger and resentment seemed to have been vented through the previous fight.

At this moment, both their hearts were filled with the same thought—aside from their identities, they were actually a couple who had loved each other for many years.

Lin Chuyan didn't hesitate any longer, stepped forward, reached out to push aside her gun, cupped Ruan Xingyu's face, and kissed her directly.

The two kissed passionately.

The camera shifted; Ruan Xingyu forcefully pushed her husband against the wall and stripped off his T-shirt...

The bare-chested Lin Chuyan lifted his wife again and placed her on the table...

The bed scene was left to the imagination.

Brother Mosquito finally understood: "So the previous gunfights and action scenes were just 'hardcore foreplay,' right? And all of us were just a part of your play, right?!"

If Lin Chuyan was relatively conservative when showing affection in "la la land," then "mr. & mrs. smith" is the kind of way to show affection that humans can come up with?

Brilliant, absolutely brilliant, brilliant in the literal sense, brilliant in every aspect.

Brother Mosquito was amazed.

The plot after this can basically be summarized in eight words: A couple with one heart can cut through metal.

The two counter-killed the organization that wanted them dead, and in the process, found back their original passion and feelings.

The couple appeared to be joining forces to defeat the enemy, but in reality, it was a process of gradually building trust and rekindling their relationship.

It is worth mentioning that the ending was set up brilliantly.

The two went back to the therapist.

Although it was still a conversation facing the audience, this time, their gazes were no longer directed at the camera, but at their other half.

Therapist: "You will always face challenges and threats, but as long as you work together, you will overcome them."

Lin Chuyan interrupted him: "Ask us about our sex life again."

Therapist: "Then..."

Lin Chuyan interrupted again: "Ten out of ten!"

The BGM played at the right moment, the big screen went black again, and the end credits rolled.

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Brother Mosquito and the others were completely relieved.

Several classmates chatted after leaving the cinema and finally found that compared to "la la land," everyone liked "mr. & mrs. smith" more...

"Actually, 'la la land' is also very good, but watching this during the New Year puts you in a better mood."

"Releasing 'la la land' during the Spring Festival Movie Season really owes a lot to that final marriage proposal easter egg."

"The ending of 'mr. & mrs. smith' was brilliant! How should I put it, is it considered crossing the line? It's really a high-class dirty joke."

"I'm impressed, truly impressed. Did you guys notice? Ruan Xingyu is too sexy."

"Indeed! Her previous looks were relatively restrained 'cool older sister' styles, but this one is different.

How to say, it's still about making movies... Good movies really make actors more charming."

"The key is that they are so shippable; the two of them are really just too shippable... I want to watch it a second time."

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With the end of this movie, the first wave of word-of-mouth came out.

Critics' overall evaluation of this film was certainly not as high as "la la land," but because Lin Chuyan had long said it was a pure commercial film, everyone couldn't demand anything from the perspective of an art film.

But it didn't matter what the critics said; what mattered was that among the audience, the word-of-mouth for "mr. & mrs. smith" was explosive!

[You two stunners are truly a match made in heaven!]

[Very S and very M! Whoever watches it will know! Highly recommended!]

[I absolutely believe that Lin Chuyan and Ruan Xingyu were love at first sight in reality too! Can't help it, God always creates a few pairs of perfect stunners to make others envious.]

[Drooling while giving five stars. A bold prediction: for at least ten years, it will be hard for us to see a sexier combination on the big screen.

The bad-boy yet extremely handsome Lin Chuyan and the so-sexy-it-makes-you-want-to-swear Ruan Xingyu are the best reasons for you to go to the cinema.]

[Ruan Xingyu's sexiness is unmatched!]

[Damn it, Lin the Dog slept with the female lead of every one of his movies, so annoying.]

[This movie is so much fun, Director Lin is awesome, he said it's a commercial film so it's a commercial film, not trying to play deep with you.]

[I want to read mr. & mrs. smith fanfiction! Is anyone writing it? Waiting online, urgent!]