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174: Feedback to the dog

Half a month later.

"Ah-da!"

Howls and shouts came from the courtyard. Li Haotian was playing cards with three others on the side, while Zhang Hai practiced Mad Dog Fist.

He specialized in attacking the Lower Three Routes while frantically using the dirtiest methods to assault the enemy.

Little Fatty Bai was performing Alchemy nearby, surrounded by over 30 Pill Furnaces, raising the air temperature of the entire courtyard by several degrees.

"Pair of twos!"

Li Haotian threw down a pair of twos, then shook the last remaining card in his hand, announcing a single.

"Joker Bomb!"

Crimson excitedly slammed the Joker Bomb in her hand onto the table.

This move completely stunned Li Haotian.

"Aren't we teammates?"

Hearing this, Crimson immediately nodded.

"Of course, we're teammates! I'm doing this to raise the multiplier! We're betting 500 Spirit Stones on this round, and I have two more bombs, which, combined with this one, will multiply the winnings many times over!"

As Crimson spoke, she enthusiastically threw out the bombs in her hand one after another.

Lin Tianxuan, sitting nearby, seemed to have accepted the outcome of losing and did not make a move, only sitting there with a wry smile.

"Alright, I'm out of bombs. A three. Your turn."

As Crimson spoke, she tossed out the three in her hand, revealing a brilliant smile.

Li Haotian helplessly rubbed his forehead and shook his head.

"No."

As soon as he said this, the smile on Crimson's face instantly froze.

"You still have a three?"

Li Haotian nodded.

The two looked at each other and fell into a deathly silence. Lin Tianxuan seized the opportunity to counterattack, defeating both of them in one fell swoop.

"Haha, I still had four tens left as a finishing bomb."

After Lin Tianxuan threw his four tens onto the table, a sudden loud bang came from the side.

Little Fatty Bai darted out of the smoke and dust, slapped out the flames on his body, and rolled several times on the ground.

He sat up, covered in dirt and ash, and looked at the scrapped Pill Furnace with a helpless smile.

"You scared me. I thought those four tens you threw were real bombs."

Crimson shuffled the cards while speaking, preparing for the next round. Little Fatty Bai immediately rushed back to his Pill Furnace in a fluster. Accompanied by explosion after explosion, the group didn't react much; everyone was used to it.

Soon, the last Pill Furnace slowly stopped shaking and expanding under his highly expectant gaze, and it actually opened its door little by little.

Little Fatty Bai excitedly reached in and pulled out a few green Medicinal Pills. The residual high temperature burned him, making him juggle the pills back and forth like a clown before catching them.

"Hahaha! It's done! I succeeded!"

Little Fatty Bai laughed heartily, continuously tossing the Medicinal Pills in his hand.

"Senior Brother, Senior Brother, this pill is exactly what you wanted. It will definitely give others diarrhea, and it won't have any side effects on you. You just need to eat this before you fight."

As Little Fatty Bai spoke, he took out the Detoxification Pill he had made.

At this moment, Little Fatty Bai had clearly become a Deadly Poison Master. All the Medicinal Pills he refined could not assist Cultivation or combat. The only pills he could eat had the sole purpose of clearing toxins from the body so he wouldn't be affected by negative status effects later.

He handed the Medicinal Pill to Zhang Hai. The two immediately selected their test subject: Wangcai, who was sleeping under the tree.

Zhang Hai gently squeezed with his right hand, and the Medicinal Pill immediately turned into fine powder. The two quickly swallowed a black Medicinal Pill, then gently blew the powder toward Wangcai.

Immediately afterward, a violent rumbling sound came from sleeping Wangcai's stomach, followed by a stream of foul, yellow substances erupting from its tail end.

Wangcai frantically scrambled to its feet, looking at its completely uncontrollable backside with a shocked expression. But upon seeing the two people with mischievous smiles in front of him, he immediately understood what had happened.

It immediately turned around and aimed its butt at the two of them. The two fled in panic, with Wangcai chasing after them while running.

The entire courtyard was left in a mess.

Li Haotian and the other two flew up in disgust, shaking their heads helplessly. They then prepared to call people to clean up. They couldn't even beat those three guys now; they were too disgusting.

"Junior Brother, that's truly malicious. How did you even think of throwing Medicinal Pills out for the enemy to eat?"

The two chatted while bathing in the Washroom.

Zhang Hai truly admired his Junior Brother's thought process. Normally, Medicinal Pills are refined for oneself, typically used to assist in combat or other aspects.

They are generally beneficial to oneself.

But the recipes the Junior Brother modified are simply Heaven-Defying. If someone really ate these Medicinal Pills, they would probably be suffering from diarrhea for more than a week.

After all, these are terrifying Medicinal Pills that can turn someone into a Spraying Warrior for several hours just by smelling them. This was the first time someone had refined Medicinal Pills not for consumption by oneself, but by the enemy.

Little Fatty Bai smiled.

"This is all thanks to Revered Master's excellent teaching. Even if I refine Medicinal Pills that assist in combat, the ultimate goal is still to defeat the enemy."

"But these kinds of Medicinal Pills can deliver a double blow to the enemy, both physically and mentally. When the enemy has a stack of negative status effects—headaches, hallucinations, and diarrhea—how could they possibly defeat me?"

The two burst into laughter after speaking. Just as they finished bathing and walked out, the courtyard had already been cleaned by their subordinates. Both of them had now been promoted to Myriad Commander.

The people under them were very quick and efficient.

Although a faint smell still lingered in the air, it would only be temporary; proper ventilation would fix it.

Just as the two were preparing to continue their Cultivation, someone pushed the door open and walked in.

Su Yao was wrapped in a black robe, looking utterly miserable, stumbling back into the small courtyard.

The moment she entered the courtyard, Su Yao collapsed directly onto the ground, losing consciousness. The two were greatly alarmed, quickly carried Senior Sister into the room to rest, and went to notify Revered Master, who was outside dodging the Biological Weapon.

Li Haotian entered the room and checked Su Yao's body, revealing a shocked expression.

"This fellow underwent Nirvana Rebirth?"

Li Haotian seemed to be speaking to the air, but an instant later, a figure walked out from the direction he was facing—it was Ghost Three.

"Yes, your Disciple successfully underwent Nirvana Rebirth in front of me and directly achieved a massive increase in Realm."

Hearing this, Li Haotian's mouth twitched with anger, and he immediately cursed the Dog System in his mind.

"Where is the promised Disciple Cultivation rebate? An entire major Realm—did you just swallow it? Are you trying to fool me? How much Spiritual Energy is contained in a leap of a major Realm, from Heaven-Man to Immortal Terrace! Did you feed all the feedback to the dog?"

The System was somewhat speechless.

"Host, please check the System Inventory before speaking."

Li Haotian clearly saw a Minor Cultivation Realm Advancement Card inside, and the anger on his face instantly vanished, replaced by a wide, toothy grin.

"Woof woof woof!"

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