355: Chapter 354 Hehe and Not Hehe - 2

"Comrade Feiyue, I call this rational analysis!"

Jiang Ye carefully kept his eyes on the target ahead while continuing to correct her "erroneous thinking":

"In today's society, how hard is it for men! The pressure is immense—mortgages, car loans, children's education... when they get home, they might even get nagged by their wives. They don't even have a place to vent. How many grown men can only hide in their cars after work to smoke a cigarette in peace? As long as it doesn't affect the foundation of the family, this... um... appropriate 'stress relief,' shouldn't it be understood? Otherwise, if they're repressed for a long time, won't people turn into perverts?"

The more he spoke, the more he felt he was standing on the moral high ground, and he unconsciously straightened his back a bit.

"If you insist on saying I'm empathizing, then I'm empathizing with all the male compatriots in the world who are carrying heavy burdens and have hardships they can't speak of! I feel it's just not worth it for them!"

Tian Lijuan looked at his suddenly tall and glorious image and snorted. Just as she was about to continue refuting this "big scumbag's" fallacious theories, a burst of extremely lewd laughter came from the Second Uncle-in-law walking ahead.

"Hello? Lao San, what was the number of that technician you were bragging to me about last time? ...Right, right, right, the one you said is especially uninhibited and knows how to have fun..."

Tian Lijuan's eyes widened instantly, and she whispered urgently into Jiang Ye's ear, "Holy crap! He really is looking for a girl! It's confirmed!"

Jiang Ye wore an "I knew it all along" expression and replied in a whisper as well, "Didn't I tell you already? But for this kind of thing, we need to analyze the specific situation."

Second Uncle-in-law's voice continued to drift over: "...Right, right, I'm right here, about to go up... Damn, don't even mention it. That woman just made me so angry, shouldn't I blow off some steam?"

Tian Lijuan: "Excuses! All excuses! Just because you had a fight, you can come out and mess around?"

Jiang Ye: "Couples fight, emotions run high, finding a way to vent is also... cough, anyway, I can understand..."

Second Uncle-in-law: "...Lili? Oh, Lili went home for the New Year! Otherwise, would I even bother with her? I wouldn't even spare her a second glance!"

Tian Lijuan suddenly grabbed Jiang Ye's arm and whispered excitedly:

"Little Uncle! Did you hear that? Lili! He really has a mistress! That bastard!"

Jiang Ye frowned, still insisting on being "rigorous":

"Xiao Ershiyi, calm down! I told you, seeing is believing. You can't just make deductions based on a few snatches of a phone call. What if... what if this Lili isn't a mistress, but his illegitimate daughter?"

"???"

Tian Lijuan was stunned by this bizarre angle: "Huh? Illegitimate daughter? Is... is that possible?"

Second Uncle-in-law was clearly unaware he was being broadcast live and continued to complain:

"...Play mahjong? Let's wait until tonight. I'll go up and have some fun, then I'll find you guys for a few rounds... I can't be bothered with these trash relatives, not a single one of them is useful! All they can do is talk."

Tian Lijuan got even angrier: "Damn! He's even insulting us! Calling us trash!"

"Hmm... that is a bit much..."

Jiang Ye continued his "rational analysis": "Wait until we get back and ask your dad if there's really some conflict between your families. Besides, he's in a fit of rage right now; what he's saying might just be out of anger, we can't..."

Before he could finish, Second Uncle-in-law's voice drifted over again:

"...Seriously, it's so annoying! Especially since Tian Laoda brought his daughter's Boyfriend today. Said something about starting his own company, entrepreneurship... Fuck, that brat is such a poser. Once I see him, nobody else bothers me anymore!"

"..."

Hearing this, Tian Lijuan's footsteps instinctively paused. She turned her head slightly and cautiously peeked at Jiang Ye's expression.

Sure enough, her Little Uncle's face, which had just been trying to maintain a "rational and objective" look, darkened instantly.

She felt like laughing but was also a bit embarrassed. She scratched her head and tried to comfort him:

"Little Uncle! Hearing is false, seeing is believing! He... he just doesn't know you..."

Jiang Ye's mouth twitched. Before he could speak, even more painful words drifted from ahead:

"...Damn, he looks so girly, just a pretty boy. And he talks so sarcastically, like a freaking eunuch. It's disgusting; I couldn't even eat more than a few bites!"

"..."

Tian Lijuan shrank her neck, feeling the low pressure beside her intensify. She quickly continued to "put out the fire":

"Little Uncle... maybe there's some misunderstanding between you? He's in a fit of rage right now; what he's saying might just be out of anger..."

Jiang Ye: "..."

Second Uncle-in-law was clearly on a roll with his insults and continued to vent to the other end of the line:

"...Right! Just a little kid who hasn't even grown hair yet. His body probably hasn't even developed. I bet he was still at home breastfeeding yesterday! Hahaha..."

"..."

Seeing black smoke rising from the top of Jiang Ye's head, Tian Lijuan hurriedly pulled on his sleeve in fright:

"Little Uncle... Little Uncle, don't be angry... How about... how about I let you touch me a few times to vent your frustration..."

"..."

Jiang Ye turned his head expressionlessly and squeezed a few words through his teeth: "Save it for later! I'll touch you then."

Tian Lijuan looked at his face, which was like a gathering storm, and couldn't help but point at the top of his head:

"Little Uncle... really, don't be angry anymore... The top of your head... really seems to be smoking..."

"...?"

Jiang Ye instinctively touched the top of his head, then suddenly pulled out his phone and began swiping through the screen rapidly with a dark expression.

Tian Lijuan leaned in curiously: "Eh? Little Uncle, why are you looking at the map?"

"It's nothing. I'm checking the administrative divisions of this place... Damn, it's not Dadong District..."

Jiang Ye silently locked his phone, his face completely black like the bottom of a pot. "Let's go! He's finished his call! Follow him!"