166: Chapter 166 The Heavens Recruitment Fair: That Crooked-Mouthed War God, Go Be a Greeter at the Entrance!
Pangu-003Number · Absolute defense perimeter.
If there were any Covenant observers present at this moment，They would definitely think they've gone crazy.. The originally dark and silent void of the universe，At this moment, it's like a pot of boiling eight-treasure porridge..Countless colorful orbs of light——That was compressed.**【The World of Drafts (bubbles)】**，It was trailing a long tail flame，Squeezed out from cracks in all dimensions，争先恐后地向着PanguNumber飞来.
These bubbles，Enveloped in all sorts of bizarre and fantastical scenes： Some bubbles contain scenes of chivalrous martial arts worlds filled with sword energy.，But everyone inside was picking their toes.（Because the author abandoned the project.，The character has nothing to do）. Some bubbles contain towering cities.，But everyone remained still.（Because of writer's block，Time Stop）. There are still bubbles...It's a mosaic.（Because I wrote something I shouldn't have written.，It was censored.）.
“Help!！Admin, please help me!！” “I don't want to be a eunuch！I want to finish the book！” “Let me in！I'm willing to be your slave.！Just give me a happy ending.！”
Countless thoughts converged into a cacophony of sound waves.，冲击着PanguNumber的防护罩.
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The Thirty-Third Heaven · Tianheyuan Square.
Li Mo sat in the makeshift tent**【Zhutian Talent Recruitment Office】On the podium，Holding in hand【Spring and Autumn Annals】，A mountain of resumes was piled up in front of me.（Actually, it's a discarded world-building document.）. beside，T-9The 1000-core processor is now enabled.，Frantically filtering data. Xiao Yan（Head of Explosives Department）and Dharma God**（Head of Programming Department）Then as the interviewer，Sitting on either side of Li Mo，serious face（Actually, it's just watching a show.）.
“Next batch！”Li Mo rubbed his temples..
Buzz——！ The teleportation array lights up. A dozen or so people dressed in suits、aloof temperament、The corners of their mouths, however, all turned to the upper left without prior agreement.45The man with the height came out.. Their movements were perfectly synchronized.，Each person held a marriage certificate or a black card..
“snort！The three-year period has come to an end.，Welcome the Dragon King back to his throne！” The leader shouted loudly，Then skillfully...A crooked smile. Immediately afterwards，A dozen or so men behind them also shouted loudly.： “Blind！This product，I don't want it.！”（Continue to make a crooked mouth） “The Divine Doctor Descends the Mountain，Specializes in treating all kinds of insubstances！”（Still a crooked mouth）
The entire venue was deathly silent.. Even the players responsible for maintaining order were dumbfounded.. “Holy crap...This is a mass-produced Dragon King.？” “The angle of that crooked mouth...Was it measured with a protractor?？” “This is too bizarre!！My eyes！”
Li Mo stared expressionlessly at the group of men.“Pretentious”EngravingDNAThe protagonist of the discarded draft. “This is your talent.？” The leading dragon king said proudly：“administrator！I am the Lord of the Dragon King's Palace.！100,000 soldiers under his command...”
“stop.” Li Mo interrupted him，I drew a circle on my resume.. “One hundred thousand soldiers did not，Only 100,000 players who are farming..” “Since you all like to laugh so much，Then let's make the most of our remaining energy..”
Li Mo wrote with a flourish： 【Offer letter】 【post：Tianhe Campus Welcoming Team.】 【Duties：Standing at the entrance of the first heaven，对每一个进来的新人A crooked smile，And shouted“Welcome!”.】 【Remark：The crookeder the laugh，The higher the salary.】
“take away！” Xiao Rentu led a group of Earth and Wood type players to charge up.，They dragged the still-crooked-mouthed dragon kings out.. “brother！Don't go astray！If I keep grimacing, I'll get a cramp.！” “walk walk walk！Go stand guard at our construction site！That aura is amazing!！”
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“Next batch！”
This time, a group of people dressed in white came out.、immortal demeanor，But the old man with a clear, foolish look in his eyes. They immediately knelt down before Li Mo.，Weeping and wailing. “administrator！I'm innocent!！” “I am‘Grandpa with me’The founder of a school of thought！Because the author forgot to mention me.，I've been locked inside the ring for ten thousand years.！” “I am‘System Flow’System Elf！The host was poisoned because he was too stupid.，I'm also unemployed.！”
Li Mo's eyes lit up. “old man？System Elf？” This is a really good thing!！ There are more and more players now.，We're really short of new player guides!！
“Recruitment！” Li Mo quickly wrote down the approval slip.. 【post：Smart Personal Customer Service.】 【Duties：Encapsulated“Tianhe Bracelet”inside，Provide navigation for players、Task prompt、as well as...Chatting service.】 【Require：Your voice should be sweet.，Have a good attitude，You are not allowed to swear at argumentative players..】
“谢谢administrator！Thank you, Your Honor！” 一群old man感激涕零，化作流光钻进了beside堆积如山的智能手环inside.
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The job fair lasted for three days and three nights..
PanguNumber的人口迎来了爆炸式增长. Various bizarre characters from rejected drafts，In Li Mo“Re-employment guidance”Down，Found myself（Although it's a bit outrageous）Location.
Eunuch Masters in the Wuxia World：I was assigned to**【Tianhe Canteen】**，Specialized in cutting vegetables.That was superb《Sunflower Manual》Knife skills，The potato shreds were cut as thin as hair.，Highly praised by players.
Zombie King in the Apocalypse：I was assigned to**【Netherworld Heavy Industry Layer】**When garbage collector.Because it eats everything.，Moreover, it has extremely strong digestive ability.，Solved the problem of industrial waste accumulation.
Concubines in the world of palace intrigue：This group of women are masters of scheming and backstabbing.，Li Mo threw it in**【External Relations Department】**，Specialized in verbal sparring with other civilizations in the Star Alliance（diplomatic）.It is said that the Titan King was almost driven to depression again by their insults..
整个PanguNumber，Presents a**“Demons dance，But order exists amidst chaos”**bizarre prosperity.
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The Thirty-Third Heaven · Observatory.
Li Mo stood by the railing，看着Down方那灯火通明、A world bustling with voices. The players rode the newly redeemed...**【Mutant Zombie Dragon】**Racing in the air； The Dragon Kings stood at the door, their mouths crooked as they greeted the guests.，The Titan envoys who had come to visit relatives were so frightened that they dared not enter the house.； 食堂inside传来“To practice this skill，First, chop the scallions.”The shouts.
“This art style...” Lumina stood behind Li Mo，Complex expression，“captain，Are you sure this is the world of cultivation?？Not a mental hospital？”
“What's wrong with mental hospitals?？” Li Mo smiled.，“Only madmen，才能在这个荒谬的宇宙inside活得开心.”
“but...” Li Mo changed the subject，His eyes became deep. “The arrival of these discarded characters，It brought more than just labor..” “They also brought...cause and effect.”
“cause and effect？”
“That's right.” 李默拿出一块从废稿世界inside提炼出的**【Regular ink】**. “Every draft，These were all ideas the author once had..” “These thoughts were dispelled.，But they are still connected....The depths of the narrative layer.” “When these thoughts come together，They are like a giant coordinate system..”
Li Mo pointed to the void above his head.. “The one who has been secretly observing us**‘author’**（Or a more advanced observer），They probably can't sit still anymore..” “Because we are...Tamper with his drafts.”
Just then. drop——！drop——！ T-9A piercing alarm sounded.. 【Highest alert！】 【Detected in the real world（Earth）Abnormal energy reaction occurs！】 【It's not a spiritual revival.！yes...Reverse Intrusion！】
“Reverse Intrusion？” Li Mo frowned.，“who？Star Alliance？还yes主神余孽？”
“都不yes.” T-9The voice became somewhat dry.. “yes...Conceptual body.” “Earth的网络上，A large number of sudden appearances...**‘Urban legends’**Concretization phenomenon.” “SCPfoundation、Cthulhu Mythos、甚至yes一些网文inside的怪物...正在Earth的各个角落凭空出现！” “and...Their appearance，It seems to be with us‘Recycle scrap manuscripts’related to behavior！”
Li Mo's heart stirred.. really. 世界yes守恒的. 他把废稿inside的“nice one”（resource、Talent）拉到了PanguNumber. 那么废稿inside剩Down的“Rubbish”（Logic virus、concept of horror、Out of control settings），Just because it lost its carrier，Start towards the only connection point——Real world——overflow.
这就good比他清理了电脑inside的Rubbish文件，结果Rubbish箱满了，It exploded on the desktop..
“It seems，Real world要有大麻烦了.” Li Mo took a deep breath，A resolute glint flashed in his eyes.. “这可不yes闹着玩的.” “那些东西如果在Earth扩散开来，人类文明撑but三天.”
“Send order！” Li Mo's voice instantly turned serious.，充满了administrator的威严. “Server-wide announcement：Emergency version update！” “New expansion pack——【Earth保卫战】Open！”
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Real world · Huaxia · A bustling commercial street.
It's the weekend，People coming and going on the street. Sudden，The large screen that was playing advertisements suddenly became distorted.. Immediately afterwards，The sky turned an eerie gray-white.. The asphalt road in the middle of the street cracked，一只只有在恐怖小说inside才会出现的、Ten meters tall**【Stitched Corpse】**He climbed out. It was covered with traffic lights. and Car wreck，It let out a deafening roar.. “roar——！！！”
The crowd erupted instantly. “Ahhh！Monster！真的有Monster！” “Run!！Where is Ultraman?？” “Call the police！快Call the police！”
In the midst of this chaos. Sizzle——！ 商业街的广播系统Sudden被接管. A calm、But a powerful voice rang out.： “Attention all citizens.” “这insideyes‘National Bureau of Extraordinary Events’and‘Tianhe Courtyard’Joint Command.” “Please remain calm.，orderly evacuation.” “接Down来的战斗...Leave it to us.”
As soon as he finished speaking. 天空中Sudden亮起了无数道传送白光. One by one, they were dressed in strange costumes、A figure wielding a glowing weapon appeared out of thin air..
The leader，正yes雷战. He was wearing a set at the moment**【Titan-Rune Hybrid Exoskeleton】，手inside提着一把长达两米的【Ship-cutting sword】. Behind him，yes数千名已经“Concretization”Experienced players with skills**. There are magical girls riding brooms（male），There was a body cultivator whose whole body was radiating golden light.，There were also mech pilots operating modified excavators..
“brother们！” 雷战面罩落Down，The voice was cold. “这inside不yes游戏.” “这insideyes我们的家.” “Take this ugly monster...Tear it down for me！”
“kill！！！” 玩家们发出震天的怒roar，从高楼上一跃而Down. This moment，现实and游戏的界限，Complete collapse. The Fourth Calamity，降临Earth.
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The Thirty-Third Heaven · Tianhe Courtyard.
李默看着大屏幕上Earth的实时画面，Clenching my fist. “finally...Fully integrated.” “这yes一个危机，也yes一个机遇.” “As long as we get through this wave......” “Earth就能真正...Ascension.”
他转头看向身边的Xiao Yanand Dharma God. “Two professors，Stop watching the show..” “Earth那边虽然有玩家撑着，But after all, they lack high-end combat capabilities..” “This level‘Conceptual Monster’，光靠物理输出yes不够的.” “I'll have to trouble you....I went on a business trip.”
Xiao Yan闻言，A grin，He flashed that signature wild smile.. 他活动了一Down手腕，Strange fire in the palm（现在yes核能火莲）A dangerous glint flickered within.. “On business trip？” “去Earth？” “Ha ha ha ha！good！” “我在书inside看了那么多年Earth，I haven't been there in person yet.！” “I've wanted to try it for a long time...Earth的烧烤到底正不正宗了！”
法神也整理了一Down法袍（Although it is printed onC++code）. “正good，我去考察一DownEarth的互联网架构.” “By the way, give it to the programmers over there....Go to class.”
Li Mo nodded.. “Go.” “remember，Make the moves cooler.” “给Earth人一点...A small shock of cultivating immortality.”},