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102: Chapter 102 The Kind of Goodnight That Requires a Kiss
Jiang Che originally thought that having the Stinky Girl lying in his arms was already torturous enough, but he soon learned what true torture was.
The Stinky Girl had been watching TV for a long time, so naturally, she had used Jiang Che as a human pillow for just as long; by the end, Jiang Che felt his arm had gone completely numb.
Jiang Che had mentioned it twice in the middle, but the Stinky Girl righteously claimed she wasn't sleepy and wanted to lie there a while longer.
Helpless, Jiang Che could only watch with her until ten o'clock.
Finally, when he managed to wait for this little madam to yawn, Jiang Che found his opportunity and said that if she didn't go to sleep, she wouldn't be able to get up tomorrow and would be late for class.
Jiang Ning thought for a moment, then sat up and muttered, "I'm going to take a shower."
Jiang Che took the opportunity to return to his own room, and after lying down on the bed, he let out a sigh of relief.
After she finished showering, he would go wash up, then sneak back to his room to avoid the Stinky Girl being shameless again and trying desperately to squeeze into his room.
The Stinky Girl showered for a full ten minutes or more; once she came out and returned to her room, Jiang Che heard the sound of a hairdryer in the next room, so he grabbed his clothes and entered the bathroom.
It was still filled with water vapor and the pleasant scent of the Stinky Girl's body wash.
Given the Stinky Girl's behavior over the past few days, Jiang Che suddenly realized that smelling this scent made him feel a bit... restless.
Jiang Che's heart skipped a beat, then he cursed inwardly and turned on the shower.
He took a thorough shower, and when he came out of the bathroom, he found the Stinky Girl back on the sofa, staring intently at the TV without blinking.
Jiang Che carefully and quietly walked out of the bathroom, then headed toward his bedroom door, but just as he reached the doorway, he remembered he had left his phone in the bathroom, and as he turned around...
"Ouch!"
A soft cry, and then, the Stinky Girl landed on her bottom on the floor.
Jiang Che was stunned; he looked at the sofa, then at the Stinky Girl, who was sitting on the floor clutching a pillow with a pained expression on her face. "Damn, are you a ghost? Weren't you on the sofa? I just turned my head, and you were right behind me?"
"You jerk! It hurts, why did you bump into me?"
As Jiang Ning spoke, her eyes welled up with tears, and she reached out her hand.
Jiang Che hesitated for a moment, but thinking that she really had been knocked down by him, he still reached out, took Jiang Ning's delicate little hand, and pulled her up.
This girl... how are her hands so soft...
Jiang Ning patted her behind lightly, then pouted at Jiang Che: "Did you do that on purpose?"
"I didn't even hear your footsteps, how could it be on purpose?"
"Then why did you turn around?"
"I was going back to the bathroom to get my phone."
Jiang Ning looked at him skeptically for a few seconds, then huffed, turned, walked into the bathroom, and brought out Jiang Che's phone.
"Here, I'm sleepy, going to bed."
Jiang Ning handed the phone to Jiang Che, then, with a calm expression, walked toward a room, but... it was toward Jiang Che's room.
The next second...
Jiang Che's scalp tingled, and he grabbed the Stinky Girl's braid.
"Ah! Ouch, ouch, ouch, what are you doing~"
"Go to sleep if you want to sleep, your room is next door!"
"I, I like the big bed."
Jiang Ning argued.
"You like the big bed? Jiang Ning, do you even know how to write the word 'shame'? Huh? I'm your brother! Who does that, running to my room every single day? Find me one person who does that, and I won't stop you!"
"Me!" Jiang Ning said righteously, lifting her head and puffing out her chest.
"..." Jiang Che was almost infuriated to death, so he immediately raised his hand.
Seeing this posture, Jiang Ning, who had had a psychological shadow since childhood, changed expression and immediately stepped back two paces.
"If you dare to come in, I'll beat you up," Jiang Che said, his head pounding.
"I, I can't sleep, I want you to tell me a story."
"Tell you a story my foot! That's how you tricked me a few nights ago, and then you bit me like this!"
Seeing Jiang Che pointing at the corner of his mouth, even with skin as thick as Jiang Ning's, she felt a little embarrassed; her face immediately flushed red, and she said coyly, "I, that was, that was an accident."
Jiang Che had black lines all over his head; Stinky Girl, don't think you can fool me.
Seeing that Jiang Che was impervious to reason, Jiang Ning was slightly shy and annoyed, "I'm sleepy, if you're like this, I'll be sleep-deprived, and it will affect my studies."
"Wow, what a refined excuse, you still know that you're only a freshman and should be studying hard?"
Jiang Che's words made Jiang Ning blush deeply, and she immediately showed signs of being embarrassed into anger.
Jiang Che saw the Stinky Girl's face flush, and his heart skipped a beat; the previous few times, whenever the Stinky Girl had this expression, it meant she was about to get anxious!
"Alright!" Just before Jiang Ning was about to explode, Jiang Che said softly, "I have a lot of things to do at the company these past few days, I'm very busy and tired, go back to your room obediently, I also want to rest early."
Hearing Jiang Che say this, Jiang Ning was slightly taken aback.
She could endure the embarrassment and find all sorts of reasons to get close to Jiang Che, but hearing him seriously say he was very tired, her heart immediately softened.
The Stinky Girl liked Jiang Che, and she felt even more sorry for him.
Jiang Ning pouted, hesitated for a moment, and then slowly asked, "Really?"
"Why would I lie to you? I have to go on a business trip next week, some things need to be done in advance, so I'm very busy, and I have to work overtime for the next two days."
Jiang Ning looked at Jiang Che's serious expression, hesitated for two seconds, and muttered softly, "Hmph, fine, I'll go back to my room to sleep."
The Stinky Girl had just turned around and taken one step when she immediately stopped and turned back.
Jiang Che, who had just been secretly happy and almost laughed out loud, managed to restrain his expression at the critical moment, returning to a serious and helpless look.
"It's okay if you don't tell a story..." Jiang Ning said softly.
However, the sight of the Stinky Girl's slightly flushed face gave Jiang Che a bad premonition.
Sure enough, soon after, Jiang Ning said with shyness in her eyes, her hands behind her back, and her gaze dodging, "Say goodnight to me."
Jiang Che was stunned; goodnight? What's difficult about that? Stinky Girl, do you need to blush?
"Goodnight." Jiang Che said without hesitation.
Who knew, seeing him be so straightforward, Jiang Ning frowned slightly and chided softly, "That's not the kind of goodnight I meant."
Now it was Jiang Che's turn to be dumbfounded, "Not that kind? Then what kind? Good night?"
"Good your head! I meant, it's the kind that..."
Seeing the Stinky Girl stammering and feeling embarrassed to speak, Jiang Che's heart suddenly trembled; oh no, this girl is not right!
Sure enough, just as he was thinking about whether to take advantage of the Stinky Girl not paying attention, return to his room, and lock the door, the next second, he saw Jiang Ning with flushed cheeks, humming in a voice as soft as a mosquito:
"The kind that involves a kiss..."
Jiang Che froze, his mind blank for three seconds. A few seconds later, he stared straight at Jiang Ning, and then, pretending to be confused, said, "Oh, well, goodnight."
After saying this, Jiang Che immediately greased his feet and slipped toward his room.
But before he could step inside, his arm was grabbed, and then came the Stinky Girl's shy and annoyed voice:
"You jerk! You definitely heard me, that one just now doesn't count!"