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131: Chapter 131 Pervert! Who wants to sleep with you!
"You Stinky Girl! What kind of nonsense are you watching on TV?!"
Jiang Che had originally wanted to ask, 'Aren't you also slim-waisted and long-legged yourself?' But... An Ran was right there in his arms. If he said that, he was afraid he'd immediately be kicked out of the house as a pervert for hitting on his sister.
"Who..."
The Stinky Girl had just started to speak when Jiang Che hurriedly hung up the phone.
Sitting on the bed, Jiang Ning stared at her phone and huffed angrily, "Stinky Jiang Che, how dare you hang up on me."
After cursing, she fell silent for a few seconds. The girl looked at her own fair, smooth, and long legs, then touched her waist, muttering softly:
"Hmph, although I have a slim waist and long legs, and my chest... isn't small either, I would never be like other women, and I wouldn't pester boys... to do shameful things all the time."
Thinking of this, Jiang Ning's face suddenly felt a bit hot.
That's not necessarily true... I haven't tried it before. What if... it becomes addictive? Oh my, Jiang Ning, you're still just a girl, what are you thinking!
...
"Do you usually... talk about these things with your sister?"
On the other side, An Ran looked at Jiang Che with a strange expression, her eyes filled with an indescribable meaning.
Jiang Che felt a bit guilty, but still feigned composure, "That girl is older now, she often spouts nonsense. You'll get used to it."
An Ran felt it was a bit strange. Although she didn't have any older brothers or younger sisters, but... a girl who had just reached adulthood discussing such topics with her brother in the middle of the night seemed a bit inappropriate, right?
However, nowadays, there seem to be many boys and girls who are imaginative, bold, and precocious.
"Has your sister ever dated? Or, does she have a boy she likes?"
This question made Jiang Che's heart skip a beat. After locking eyes for three seconds, Jiang Che shook his head.
"Girls these days are quite precocious."
Jiang Che wrapped his arm around An Ran's shoulder, wanting to change the subject, but after An Ran noticed his movement, she realized that they were still completely unclothed. Her cheeks flushed instantly, and she shied away.
"?" Jiang Che looked at her, puzzled.
"Your sister said it, this... is bad for your health."
"..."
Jiang Che was on the verge of tears. That Stinky Girl ruined his good time. If she were in front of him right now, Jiang Che would love to pin the Stinky Girl onto the sofa and spank her a few times.
An Ran went into the bathroom, and to be safe, she blocked Jiang Che outside the door. Even if Jiang Che swore that he wouldn't be up to no good if he went in, she didn't believe him.
After all, even Jiang Che didn't believe himself.
Afterward, Jiang Che could only hold An Ran and take some liberties with his hands, but whenever he tried to misbehave, he was stopped by An Ran every time.
A somewhat helpless Jiang Che told An Ran that he was young, strong, and full of energy right now, so there wouldn't be any problems.
An Ran looked at him with great interest, "Really?"
Thinking she had changed her mind, Jiang Che immediately gave his word and swore, and then, An Ran said: "In that case, why don't you go downstairs and run for half an hour?"
Seeing the suppressed teasing in An Ran's eyes, Jiang Che finally realized he had been played. Then, he fiercely hugged An Ran, flipped her over, and gave her a smack, just like he had disciplined the Stinky Girl earlier.
After being smacked neither too lightly nor too heavily, An Ran covered her backside, her face full of shyness.
"Will you be naughty again next time?" Jiang Che asked, looking at her with a smile.
"You, do you think I'm a child?"
"Not convinced?" Jiang Che made a move to lean in again.
Fearing that this guy would give her another one of those shameful smacks, An Ran could only huff softly and stop talking.
Watching her reaction, the corners of Jiang Che's mouth curved upward.
The cool and aloof An Ran had a contrasting side in front of him; it was very cute, and Jiang Che liked it very much.
At past eleven in the evening, An Ran fell asleep in Jiang Che's arms.
And Jiang Che, who was both enjoying and suffering because of An Ran's soft, delicate body, still couldn't fall asleep.
It wasn't until the middle of the night, nearly one in the morning, that he was still scrolling through videos, trying to hypnotize himself to sleep.
Just as his eyes were about to close, his phone vibrated.
Su Su sent a message: "So sleepy."
Jiang Che, who had woken up, looked at the message and felt a bit strange, "If you're sleepy, hurry up and sleep."
Soon, Su Su replied with a few question marks, "Why aren't you asleep yet?"
"I was woken up by you."
"Yeah, right. I just sent it and you replied immediately. You're clearly just staying up late."
"Where are you?"
"Shenzhen."
"Another Concert?"
"Yeah, why else would I come here? But, you heartless person, how come you disappeared after watching my Concert that day?"
"I've been a bit busy these past few days."
"Busy? Are you dating someone?"
Jiang Che smelled the fragrance in An Ran's hair in his arms and felt a bit helpless. This Su Su, she guessed randomly and actually got it right.
"Why do you say that?"
"When you're dating, with a girlfriend watching you all day, it's definitely inconvenient to chat with other girls."
"You're different to me; you aren't just any other girl." Jiang Che replied.
On the other end, Su Su looked at Jiang Che's message on the screen, feeling slightly dazed, and her heart suddenly skipped a beat.
She edited and deleted, deleted and edited, and finally, she deleted everything she had just typed and asked: "What do you mean by that?"
Jiang Che saw that she had fallen for it and found it a bit funny, so he continued: "You're Colonel Sanders."
"???" Su Su was full of question marks. Soon, she remembered when they first met, in the car, when this guy Jiang Che said there was a poster of Su Su on their company wall that was bigger than the Colonel Sanders at a KFC store.
Her mood having been like a roller coaster, Su Su immediately became embarrassed and angry, "Jiang Che! Go to hell!"
Seeing Su Su get anxious, Jiang Che felt great. He didn't know if it was because of Su Su's special status, but Jiang Che realized that he really liked teasing her, especially making her angry.
And Su Su was the same. This guy would talk trash in front of her and often provoke her, but... she just really liked chatting with him.
"You're a female celebrity, don't get angry often, or you'll get wrinkles, and later people won't call you sister, they'll call you auntie."
"You're the auntie! Auntie Jiang!"
Seeing Su Su bickering with him so childishly, Jiang Che couldn't help but laugh, and then he yawned.
"I'm so sleepy, I can't keep my eyes open. I'm done chatting."
"Mm."
"Aren't you sleepy too? Get some rest early. I'm going to sleep too, let's sleep together."
After sending this, the other side was quiet for a full ten seconds or more. Just as Jiang Che thought she had obediently gone to sleep and had just put down his phone, it vibrated again.
"Pah! You pervert! Who wants to sleep with you!"
Meanwhile, in Shenzhen, at a five-star hotel.
Chen Xuan, carrying a glass of milk, walked into Su Su's room.
"Here, the milk you wanted, it helps you sleep... Huh? What's wrong with you? Why are your cheeks so red?"