My Girlfriend is 800 Years Older Than Me, and the Government is Raising Money for My Dowry

State Security Bureau Top Secret File No. 001[Target Person]: Jiang Chen[Danger Level]: Cataclysmic Level (mainly depends on his girlfriend's mood)[Current Mission]: Do everything in our power to make him continue his relationship!Scene 1:Jiang Chen: Boss, she's coming! Because I haven't replied to her messages for three hours, she thinks I'm having an affair!The head of the National Security Bureau (roaring): Everyone on high alert! Where are the psychologists? Where are the relationship coaches? Quickly write a reply for him! It must be heartfelt, cheesy, and deeply moving! If you anger the Holy Maiden, who among you can take responsibility?!Scene 2:Primordial Saintess (in video call): Husband, your place is truly a desolate wasteland, devoid of even spiritual energy. You might as well feed this Nine-Turn Golden Elixir to the dogs...