209: Chapter 210 The Green Tea Master's Dimensional Attack! Cupid Turns into a Lump of Coal, Buying Out the Copyright of Western Romance

*Gulp.*

In this bustling Olympus outsourced sweatshop, the sound of Jiang Chen swallowing was currently more piercing than the roar of Thor stepping on a generator.

In an instant, the air underwent a free fall from the sweltering dog days of summer to absolute zero.

Jiang Chen felt two masses of astonishing softness pressed against his arm, while a rose scent so thick it was pungent wafted into his nostrils.

If it were a green novice, encountering a "ball-hitting foul" of this level from the Western Goddess of Love, Aphrodite, they would probably have a massive nosebleed on the spot and lose their way.

But who was Jiang Chen?

He was a battle-hardened ultimate Sea King who waltzed on the tip of a blade in the Shura Field... no, the Soft Rice Heavenly Venerate!

Within 0.01 seconds of the five Killing Intents behind him locking onto the back of his head, Jiang Chen's physical instinct reacted before his brain could.

"Oh crap! What is this stuff? It's so pungent!"

As if he had touched a high-voltage wire, Jiang Chen jerked his arm back. Not only did he ruthlessly shake off Aphrodite, he even jumped back two large steps in extreme disgust, frantically patting his sleeve as if it were contaminated with some deadly virus.

"Achoo! Did you buy this perfume on Pinduoduo for 9.9 yuan with free shipping? It smells like low-quality industrial essence; it's choking me!"

Jiang Chen's ruthless combo of words immediately stunned Aphrodite, who had been preparing to showcase her charms.

She was the Goddess of Love and Beauty! In the Western Region, how many chief gods and demigods would line up to be her licking dogs at the flick of her finger? Today, her perfume was actually being called low-quality by a 3D carbon-based lifeform?!

Before Aphrodite could explode—

*Beep, beep, beep—*

A series of crisp electronic prompts rang out.

Gu Liuli had approached at some unknown point, holding a high-tech little device similar to a temperature gun, scanning Aphrodite from top to bottom.

"Star Alliance Green Tea Comprehensive Combat Power Analyzer scan complete."

Looking at the data on the screen, a contemptuous sneer curled on Gu Liuli's lips. Her crisp voice echoed through the factory:

"Target composition: 20% artificial hyaluronic acid, 30% silicone filler, 50% low-level hormone charm magic."

"Tea Art Rank: Stubborn Bronze. Judgment: A bottom-tier 'White Lotus' who only knows how to seduce men through exposure and low-level physical contact. Zero technical content. Recommendation: Return to the furnace for remolding."

Gu Liuli shook her head and turned to Jiang Chen with a look of deep sorrow. "Husband, you're now the boss who fully acquired the entire Western Region. Why is your taste getting lower and lower? How can this low-end 'side-ball' escort be worthy of being your personal guide?"

A fatal blow.

This was a dimensionality reduction strike from a high-civilization Green Tea Ancestral Master.

Aphrodite's face instantly turned the color of pig liver as she pointed at Gu Liuli and cursed, "What does a dried-up little girl like you know?! This is the purest art of love! You actually called me silicone?!"

"She doesn't understand, but does this Palace understand?"

An extremely cold voice, filled with the majesty of a high-ranking ruler, came from behind Jiang Chen.

Queen Mother of the West stepped forward in her high heels, passing Jiang Chen to stand before Aphrodite.

This Devil Head CEO, who had just been as soft as water in Jiang Chen's arms, had once again resumed her cold and powerful persona when facing outsiders.

Her oppressive eyes sized up Aphrodite's attire, which consisted of little more than a few gold threads.

"Is this the corporate culture of your Western outsourced region?"

Queen Mother of the West turned her head and gave a cold glance to Zeus, who was kneeling on the ground.

Zeus trembled all over, not even daring to raise his head. "M-Manager Wang, we're poor here, fabric is expensive..."

"Shut up."

Queen Mother of the West looked back at Aphrodite. "According to Article 12, Chapter 7 of the 'five dimensions Multiverse Cross-Pantheon Outsourced Employee Management Regulations': being improperly dressed, severe violations of grooming standards, and openly conducting improper power-for-sex transactions in the workplace..."

"I now announce in my capacity as the Eastern Region Manager and... your new boss's wife: your performance pay for five hundred years is docked, your qualification for the Goddess of Love title is stripped, and you are to get to the boiler room to burn coal immediately!"

Dominant!

This was the ruling power of a workplace empress! She didn't bother with petty jealousy; she used regulations to smash your rice bowl!

However, the more ruthless part was yet to come.

"Why waste words with such a shameless barbarian? It only dirties our eyes!"

Xihe snorted coldly. With her fiery temper, she didn't care for workplace tactics.

She lightly flicked her finger.

*Puff.*

A wisp of dark-black True Sun Fire, only the size of a soybean but with a temperature of tens of thousands of degrees, landed directly on Aphrodite.

"Ah—!"

Aphrodite let out a terrified scream.

However, Xihe controlled the intensity; the fire didn't burn her flesh but instead, with extreme precision, reduced those pitiful gold thread bikinis to ash within 0.1 seconds!

Furthermore, this True Sun Fire came with its own 'Mosaic Law.' Although her clothes were gone, Aphrodite's body was instantly covered in a layer of un-washable black soot. The sexy Goddess of Love instantly turned into a black coal ball fresh out of a mine.

"Ahhh! My clothes! My peerless beauty!"

Aphrodite covered her vital parts, looking at her pitch-black body and screaming in a breakdown.

"If you dare look at my husband one more time, it won't be your clothes burning next time, but your godhood." Ji Linglong's primordial broken sword was half-unsheathed, and the cold Sword Qi directly sliced off a lock of Aphrodite's golden hair.

This series of strikes left the Western gods in the entire sweatshop dumbfounded.

These women from the East were too terrifying!

Docking five hundred years of salary over a disagreement? Burning the Goddess of Love into charcoal with a flick of a hand? This boss's wife's jealousy was even scarier than Zeus's thunder!

"You... you've gone too far!"

Thoroughly enraged, Aphrodite finally remembered that she was, after all, a deity.

"I am the Incarnation of love and beauty! In the Western Region, my Law is absolute!"

Aphrodite's eyes instantly turned pink, and a massive pink mist filled with thick hormones erupted from her body, ignoring the defenses of Queen Mother of the West and the others to lock onto Jiang Chen.

"Ultimate Law: Slavery of Love!"

Aphrodite laughed maniacally. "Jiang Chen! So what if you're the new boss! As long as you're a man, once you're hit by my Law of love, you will become my total slave! You will love me to the point of madness, and you will kill all these bitches for me!"

The pink mist instantly enveloped Jiang Chen.

"Husband!" Change and the others turned pale with fright. This kind of Law attack involving underlying concepts was the hardest to defend against!

Zeus raised his head from the ground, a flash of joy in his eyes: Well done! As long as we control this kid, this factory is still ours!

However...

One second, two seconds, three seconds passed.

The mist dissipated.

Jiang Chen stood there, and not only did he not show the slightest expression of being "madly in love," but he also looked at the soot-covered Aphrodite as if she were a total idiot.

He even let out a bored yawn and picked his ear with his pinky finger.

"That's it?" Jiang Chen curled his lip. "This charm technique of yours isn't even as lethal as a wink from a top cabaret girl at the old Shanghai Paramount back in the day."

"Impossible! How could my Law of love fail?!" Aphrodite went mad, desperately pushing her Divine Power.

"Because you didn't pay the copyright fee, lady."

Jiang Chen slowly pulled the six-dimensional truth black card from his pocket and twirled it between his fingers.

In his mind, he shouted, "Big Head Son, is the business done?"

The System's infant voice immediately rang out: "It's done, Dad! Just now, using your black card's unlimited limit, I forcibly bought out the underlying code copyrights for all concepts related to 'Love,' 'Desire,' and 'Charm' in the 'Western Outsourced Region' from the Five-Dimensional General Bureau!"

Jiang Chen grinned, revealing a row of white, neat teeth.

He snapped his fingers.

*Snap.*

"Did you hear that, coal ball?"

Jiang Chen looked at Aphrodite, his eyes shining with the light of capitalist exploitation.

"Starting from that very second, the patent for the word 'Love' belongs to me."

"On my turf, if you use the Law of 'Love' on me or anyone else..."