164: Chapter 165 She flirted with the wrong person and, in a fit of shame and anger, overturned the dining table!

Earth, Xinhuo Bureau Command Hall.

Lei Keming was sitting on pins and needles.

As the main pusher (and scapegoat) for this "Interstellar Marriage," he didn't dare to miss this banquet.

Although he wasn't qualified to sit at the table, he had to be on standby behind the screen to prevent these gods from fighting and causing collateral damage to Earth.

At this moment, he was holding a cup of instant noodles (to save money for Jiang Chen's dowry), slurping while nervously staring at the big screen.

"The atmosphere isn't quite right..."

Lei Keming muttered, "Why does it feel like Director Jiang's complexion is turning red then white? Did he eat something bad?"

Just as he was about to put a mouthful of noodles into his mouth.

Suddenly.

An extremely bizarre sensation crawled into his pant leg.

It was cool, slippery, and climbing up frantically!

"What the f*ck?!"

Lei Keming shook violently, the noodle cup almost spilling on his head.

What was that?!

Before he could react, that force (originally intended by Gu Liuli to flirt with Jiang Chen) suddenly increased its intensity, fiercely scratching his waist, and even performing an extremely ambiguous "caress" on his inner thigh.

"Ah~!"

An extremely ecstatic, winding, tear-inducing, and blush-inducing strange cry erupted from Lei Keming's mouth.

This sound, transmitted through the high-fidelity microphone of the command hall, instantly spread throughout the hall and, following the communication lines, echoed in the Starry Sky Restaurant on the Moon.

Silence.

Dead silence.

Hundreds of staff members in the command hall stopped their work, staring at their director with expressions as if they had seen a ghost.

Director... what's wrong with him?

Can you reach climax just by eating instant noodles?

Meanwhile, on the Moon, Jiang Chen, Ji Linglong, Ling, and even Gu Liuli herself, were stunned.

On the big screen, Lei Keming was flushed, slumped in his chair, his hands gripping the edge of the table tightly, his body twisting uncontrollably, his expression... quite colorful.

"Di... Director Lei?"

Jiang Chen asked cautiously, "Are... are you okay? Is the instant noodle too spicy?"

Lei Keming felt like dying right now.

That sensation was continuing! It was even trying to undo his belt!

"No! Not that! There's something dirty! There's a ghost!"

Lei Keming screamed and jumped up, starting to slap his thighs in front of everyone, his movements as funny as breakdancing.

"Pfft—"

Change finally couldn't hold it in and laughed out loud.

With her laugh, Gu Liuli instantly realized what happened.

As the owner of the tentacles, she naturally felt the feedback—something was wrong! The density of the leg hair was wrong! The roughness of the skin was also wrong!

This wasn't Jiang Chen's leg!

This was an old man's leg!

"Ah!"

Gu Liuli exclaimed, abruptly withdrawing her spiritual power as if electrocuted.

Her face flushed instantly, not out of shyness, but disgust.

She had actually... tried to flirt with a bald director?!

"Oh my, little sister Liuli, what's wrong?"

Change put down her wine glass, looking at Gu Liuli playfully, "Why is your face so red? Did the 'remote operation' just now fail? Although we use spatial laws a lot, sometimes there will be signal drift."

"You..."

Gu Liuli stood up abruptly, staring daggers at Change.

She was a smart person, of course, she knew who did this.

She had been played!

In front of her crush, she had been played by this old hag!

"Sister, good tactics."

Gu Liuli took a deep breath, the green tea mask in her eyes completely torn off, replaced by the domineering and arrogance belonging to the Star Alliance Princess.

"Since sister doesn't like this kind of little fun, then we won't play."

"Bam!"

She slapped the table.

The round table, polished from white dwarf fragments, actually developed a crack under her palm.

"This meal is too terrible!"

Gu Liuli pointed at the dishes on the table, looking disgusted, "What sword qi steak, what laser soup, the energy is as low-level as pig feed! My husband is the future Star Alliance Prince Consort, how can he eat this trash?"

"Husband!"

She turned to look at Jiang Chen, the heart-shaped pupils no longer filled with charm, but strong possessiveness.

"Come with me!"

"Back to my palace ship!"

"I will cook for you personally and make you a 'Star Alliance Feast'! It's made from the essence of high-dimensional life forms, symbiotic minerals on the edge of black holes, and spirit fish from the river of time!"

"Only after eating that can you truly be reborn and be worthy of my dowry!"

As she spoke, a circle of pink sacred halo suddenly erupted behind her.

In that halo, eighteen huge, materialized energy tentacles shot into the sky, baring fangs and brandishing claws, each tentacle flowing with terrifying runes capable of destroying a planet.

This was the full form of the Star Alliance Princess!

No longer that delicate green tea, but a queen controlling the power of destruction!

"Want to take him away?"

"Clang—"

The taichu divine sword was completely unsheathed.

Ji Linglong stood up, the seat behind her instantly turning into dust.

"Have you asked the sword in my hand?"

"Hostile high-energy reaction detected. All weapon systems unlocked."

Ling also stood up, the nano-mecha on her body instantly covering her, countless dark gun muzzles locking onto Gu Liuli.

"Want to fight?"

Change got up last.

She just gently smoothed her skirt, and the surrounding space began to shatter like glass.

"Just right, when decorating earlier, I felt the Moon was still too monotonous. It lacks a bigger potted plant."

Change looked at the dancing tentacles behind Gu Liuli, a dangerous light flashing in her eyes.

"I think sister's main body is quite suitable to be planted at the entrance of Guanghan Palace as a landscape tree."

"You!"

Gu Liuli was furious, the tentacles behind her instantly swelling a hundredfold, directly flipping the crystal dome.

"Then let's try!"

"Let's see if you natives are powerful, or if my Star Alliance technology is stronger!"

Boom—!!!

Four terrifying auras collided in the narrow restaurant.

The table exploded.

The food flew.

Jiang Chen was caught in the middle, watching the tentacles, sword qi, lasers, and spatial cracks flying overhead, then looked at Lei Keming still breakdancing on the screen.

He silently took out the insecticide he hadn't thrown away from his pocket.

"Um... ladies..."

"Before fighting, can you let me finish that bowl of soup?"

"Ling specially heated it for me, it won't taste good if it gets cold..."

The answer to him was four simultaneous roars:

"Shut up!"

"Get down if you don't want to die!"

Jiang Chen covered his head and skillfully crawled under the table (although the table was already half broken).

He touched the still-hot heart of absolute calm, silently weeping in his heart.

This soft rice...

It's so f*cking hard to eat!

Is this a dinner table war? This is Ragnarok!