135: Chapter 136 Chang'e wipes out the entire field with a single finger! The Primordial Sword turns into a carrot, and Zero's code is forcibly modified!

That voice didn't sound like sound waves traveling through the air; it was more like a small hook, directly snagging into everyone's consciousness. It was tingling and numb, yet carried an unquestionable queenly aura.

As the threat of "exploding the ball" fell, the dust from the door of Guanghan Villa, which had been blown away, finally dispersed.

A high-heeled shoe stepped out.

It wasn't an ancient embroidered shoe, nor a modern red-bottomed high heel, but a pair of tactical high-heeled boots that seemed to be condensed from flowing mercury, with miniature anti-gravity rune halos flashing at the heels!

Immediately after, the main character appeared.

There were no accompanying flowers or auspicious clouds, only ripples in space visible to the naked eye, as if a giant rock had been thrown into a calm lake.

The surrounding vacuum environment seemed to turn into a solid, emitting unbearable creaking sounds under the pressure of this force. Even the starlight coming from the distant Earth underwent a subtle gravitational lensing effect around her, automatically bending and submitting.

In the Earth's command center, hundreds of eyes stared fixedly at the big screen, forgetting even to breathe.

What kind of woman was that?

She wore a translucent flowing fairy dress of unknown material, but the dress looked like it was woven from some high-dimensional nanomaterial. At the hem, green code streams were scrolling in real-time, flowing like a waterfall, each line of code containing enough information to cause Earth's existing technology to explode.

A head of silver hair was casually pinned up behind her head, held by a hairpin—was that a hairpin?

That was clearly a miniature quantum signal tower, with the tip still faintly flashing red light for receiving and sending signals!

The most absurd thing was that she was actually holding a transparent crystal the size of a brick, her fingers sliding quickly across it, as if she were scrolling through videos.

"This is... Change?"

Lei Keming felt his common sense about mythology being rubbed into the ground, his thermos shaking in his hand: "What happened to the cold and aloof fairy? How does she look like a cyberpunk female executive who just got off work? And the kind of ruthless character who could fire half the universe's employees with a flick of her fingers!"

On the screen, that muscular hunk of a rabbit, which had been arrogant just a moment ago and was pressing Xue Youyou down to beat her, was now prostrate on the ground, butt stuck way up, two long ears drooping to cover its eyes, shivering.

"Master... Master, you're awake."

The rabbit's voice was trembling, completely devoid of the confident broadcast tone from earlier, "This little one was just teaching the ignorant intruder a lesson for you..."

"Shut up, you dead rabbit."

Change didn't even lift her head, her gaze still glued to the crystal tablet in her hand, her tone lazy with a hint of morning grumpiness: "I just scrolled past a post from three hundred million years ago. That guy Pangu was still posting selfies in his Moments, saying he was exhausted from creating the world—simply pretentious. And Nuwa, if you're going to mold clay figures, you have to add the negative BUFF of 'anxiety' to everyone, making me feel like this bunch of carbon-based organisms are all full of misery."

The whole place fell into dead silence.

This was too much information, so much that people's brain CPUs were directly burned out.

A Moments post from three hundred million years ago? Pangu posting selfies? Nuwa setting game parameters? What kind of divine social circle was this?

At this moment, Change finally seemed to have finished processing the information at hand. She casually threw the transparent crystal into the void, and it instantly dissipated into points of light. She slowly raised her head.

That was a face of unreasonable beauty.

If Ji Linglong's beauty was the kind of fairy aura with a touch of worldly life, and Zero's beauty was the mathematical beauty precise to the micron, then the woman before them—her beauty was a rule.

A kind of cosmic hegemony that says, "I say it's beautiful, so it's beautiful. I don't accept rebuttals; whoever rebuts is a downgrade in aesthetics."

Her gaze pierced through the endless vacuum, through the camera, through the screen, and even through dimensions, locking with extreme precision onto Jiang Chen, who was sitting in the Earth's command center, holding half a cup of instant noodles.

The next second.

The corners of her mouth curled up in an arc, a smile carrying thirty percent playfulness, thirty percent satisfaction, and forty percent greed like a hungry wolf pouncing on its prey.

"Found you."

The simple two words made Jiang Chen's hair stand on end, as if he had been targeted by a predator at the top of the food chain.

"Alert! Alert!"

The red lights in the command center flashed wildly. It was an unprecedented high-risk signal, the alarm sound shrill as if mourning the dead.

Miss Zero's voice was sharp and out of tune: "Detected ultra-high energy spatial folding reaction! Coordinates locked... right in the hall! Right next to Jiang Chen! Damn it, cannot intercept! This is a dimensional reduction strike! Run!"

Run?

Where to run?

Before Jiang Chen could even put down the instant noodles in his hand, he felt the air in front of him suddenly become viscous like jelly, and even the flow of time seemed to slow down.

All physical laws seemed to fail at this moment.

Light twisted, space collapsed.

A figure carrying a faint scent of sweet osmanthus (actually some kind of high-level pheromone, concentrated enough to cause hormonal imbalance in male creatures within a hundred miles) stepped out of the void without warning and stood directly on Jiang Chen's desk.

Yes, standing on the desk.

Those mercury-like high-heeled boots stepped on Jiang Chen's pile of documents, looking down at him from above.

Change, who was on the far side of the moon just a moment ago, crossed three hundred and eighty thousand kilometers in the blink of an eye, appearing on Earth, appearing in this room with the tightest security in all of China.

The agents with loaded guns and the Taichu elders who were casting spells nearby all froze. It wasn't that they didn't want to move, but they couldn't.

This was an absolute suppression at the level of life.

Just like two-dimensional paper figures cannot resist three-dimensional humans, in front of Change, a high-dimensional life form, everyone was a paper figure.

"Gulp."

Jiang Chen swallowed, his Adam's apple bobbing.

He had to admit, although this entrance was terrifying, the woman in front of him had truly long legs, truly white skin, and that aura of a mature woman was simply deadly.

"H-hello?"

Jiang Chen tentatively greeted her, raising the fork in his hand, with a few soggy noodles still hanging from it, "Have you eaten? How about a bite of braised beef noodles? This is a local specialty of our Earth..."

The people around him wanted to die.

Big brother! What time is it now! Are you trying to bribe a god with instant noodles? This is an existence that can tear apart a warship by hand!

However, Change was not angry.

She slowly crouched down, her eyes, which seemed to contain the entire galaxy, staring straight at Jiang Chen's face, as if she wanted to count every one of his pores.

She extended a slender, cold finger and gently lifted Jiang Chen's chin.

"Tsk tsk."

Change made a sound like someone appraising an antique, "Bone structure is average, root bones are terrible, the carbon-based body is as fragile as a piece of tofu; a little force might break it. Compared to that silicon-based rock man from the last epoch, you are simply fragile."

The corner of Jiang Chen's mouth twitched: "That... actually, I can perform, like singing, dancing, rap..."

"However."

Change changed the subject, a smile suddenly blooming on her face that could make the galaxy pale, "This face, it's really pleasing. Especially these peach blossom eyes, they were grown exactly according to the perfect partner parameters I set three hundred million years ago, not a fraction more, not a fraction less."

She leaned closer to Jiang Chen, her nose almost touching his, the hot air from her breath carrying a strange, sweet fragrance.

"Little guy, do you know how long I waited on that crappy moon?"

"How many epochs have passed; civilizations have been born and destroyed, destroyed and born. Those big dumb dinosaurs were smashed by a meteorite before they learned to walk upright, and those monkeys playing with stones and practicing cultivation didn't survive the Age of Dharma Decline either."

"I was even so bored that I started naming every grain of sand on the moon. The crater on the left is called 'Da Qiang,' and the pit on the right is called 'Cui Hua.'"

"Finally, that damn system notified me that the match was successful."

Change's eyes became misty, full of longing, just like a person who has been hungry for three days seeing a full banquet.

"Although you are pitifully weak, like an unweaned baby."

"But that doesn't matter."

Change waved her hand domineeringly, and an invisible force directly swept the annoying cup of instant noodles from Jiang Chen's hand. The cup drew a beautiful parabola in the air and accurately landed on the head of Elder Huoyun, who was playing dead in the corner.

"In this universe, looks are justice, and compatibility is the law of heaven."

"As long as you suit my taste, even if you are a single-celled organism, I can make you the Supreme of the Heavens!"

As soon as she finished speaking, the screen in the hall suddenly lit up.

Two faces distorted with anger appeared on it.

One was Ji Linglong, who was holding the taichu divine sword, with a background of a lunar crater that had already been leveled: "Where did this flashy slut come from! Dare to touch my husband! Take your dirty hands off! Do you believe I'll detonate the moon's core and die with you! That is my man, and you dare to touch him?!"

The other was Zero, whose data stream had turned into countless red warning pop-ups, almost bursting the screen: "Logic error! This behavior is a serious violation of the 'First Spouse Right'! Anti-matter annihilation program initiated! Suggest target stop contact immediately, otherwise, indiscriminate strike will be executed! Countdown: 3, 2..."

Shuraba.

An epic shuraba.

One is the leader of the cultivation world, the other is the supreme will of the technology side.

At this moment, for the sake of the same man, they aimed their guns at this high-dimensional god who had just descended.

Lei Keming and the elders were so scared they huddled in the corner, not daring to breathe. This level of "family dispute" was no longer something mortals could intervene in; even a stray spark could burn through the Earth.

Facing the threats of two love rivals, Change didn't even turn her head.

She just casually raised her right hand and snapped her fingers at the void behind her.

"Snap."

The crisp sound rang out.

Ji Linglong on the screen suddenly found that her taichu divine sword had turned into a huge rubber carrot that made the sound of a screaming chicken?

And Zero's originally murderous red warning pop-ups instantly turned into a screen full of pink hearts and scrolling blessings like "Have a child soon" and "Together forever."

"This... what kind of sorcery is this?!"

Ji Linglong was dumbfounded; this was the treasure of the Taichu Holy Land!

How could it Change just like that?

And the material seemed to be food-grade?

Zero was even more terrified: "Reality modification?! This is underlying code tampering! She has administrator privileges? No, she has development team privileges! She rewrote my logic lock at the physical level!"

Change snorted disdainfully: "Two little girls who haven't grown up, daring to clamor in front of the main palace? Go back and drink more milk, grow up a bit before talking."

After speaking, she ignored the two "little sisters" who had been silenced, turned her head, and pulled a booklet out of that indescribable chest as if performing a magic trick.

The booklet radiated the rhythm of the Great Dao, with only two words on the cover: [Marriage Certificate].

She didn't say a word, directly shoved the booklet into Jiang Chen's arms, and incidentally stuffed a pen in there too.

"Sign it."

Concise and comprehensive, unquestionable.

Jiang Chen held the heavy marriage certificate, feeling like he was holding a nuclear bomb that could explode at any time: "That... big sister, isn't this progressing too fast? How about we start by adding each other on WeChat? Get to know each other's hobbies?"

"Fast?"

Change raised her eyebrows, "For four-dimensional beings like us, time is non-linear. In my observation, we have already had eight hundred children, and the oldest one has already gone to the neighboring galaxy to be the overlord. This is just making up the ticket, just going through the motions."