203: Chapter 204 You Dare to Take Over a Soft Rice Bowl? The Ultimate Rampage Six-Dimensional Black Card Forcibly Tears Apart the Antivirus Program!
"What... what the hell is that thing?"
Change, who had been fighting the Queen Mother of the West with everything she had, couldn't help but stop her movements.
Her eyes, capable of seeing through spatial laws, felt a sharp sting as they locked onto the things protruding from the depths of the rift.
What hung down from the blood-red rift like a waterfall were not tentacles, nor were they the claws of a monster.
They were countless [Mechanical Logical Tentacles] composed of pure black-red geometric lines, chaotic code, and continuously flashing "404" characters.
Like vultures that had scented rotting flesh, they spread across the sky of the Five Dimensions South Heaven Gate plaza in an extremely eerie posture that defied all laws of physics.
"Beep—Severe logic deviation area detected."
"Beep—Target locked. Initiating deployment of [Logic Formatting Virus]."
The mechanical, cold, synthesized electronic voice, which carried an aura of "I represent absolute truth," exploded directly in everyone's cerebral cortex.
There was no room for negotiation, and no time for buffering.
A drop of dark red liquid, seemingly composed of countless mosaics, dripped down from the mechanical tentacles in mid-air.
As luck would have it, this drop of "water" landed precisely on the cyber-Howling Celestial Dog not far away, which had just been dismantled into a "toaster" by Zero and was lying in the ruins, gasping for its last breath.
"Woof... bzzzt... glitch..."
The Howling Celestial Dog didn't even have time to let out a scream.
The moment it made contact with that drop of dark red liquid, its body, crafted from top-tier Five Dimensions liquid metal, suddenly distorted, flickered, and dropped frames, just like an old television set losing its signal.
Then, with a soft "pop" sound.
A living Five Dimensions cyber-mechanical dog, right before everyone's eyes, turned into a gray pixel cube—with equal length, width, and height, showing no vital signs, and made of a material that couldn't even be parsed.
As the wind blew, that pixel cube turned directly into a stream of green data and dissipated completely into the air.
Not even a dog hair or a single screw was left behind.
That was true "erasure." It wasn't destruction in the physical sense; it was deleting the "concept" of your existence from the underlying code of this universe, such that you couldn't even enter the Recycle Bin!
"Hiss—!!!"
Every deity present who witnessed this scene, including Xihe and Ji Linglong who had been acting so arrogant just a moment ago, all gasped, feeling their scalps tingle.
Enforcement Captain, lying on the ground and originally hoping for reinforcements from the General Bureau to save him, was so terrified upon seeing his beloved dog get its account deleted that he scrambled behind a stone pillar, wetting his pants in the process.
"It's over... it's all over..."
The Queen Mother of the West, whose stunning face had just been flushed with a rosy glow from Jiang Chen's "soul massage," instantly drained of all blood, becoming as pale as paper.
She didn't even bother to pick up the gold-rimmed glasses that had fallen to the ground, watching the increasingly dense blood-red tentacles in the sky with a trembling body.
"This is... the General Bureau's highest erasure command."
The Queen Mother of the West's voice was filled with deep despair, "That Inspector... it's gone insane! It's not just going to kill Jiang Chen; it's going to format the entire Eastern Mythological Office along with him!"
"What does that mean?" Change frowned, grabbing the Queen Mother of the West's arm, "Aren't you the highest executive here? Don't you have counter-authority? What about the Jade Emperor? What about Lord Laozi? Call them out to hold it off!"
"Hold it off, my ass!"
The Queen Mother of the West gave a miserable laugh, "Don't you understand yet? In the face of an absolute logic virus, the magical powers of deities are a joke! Our divine powers, magical treasures, and even our very existence are all based on the underlying code of this Five Dimensions system."
"Now, the system's built-in antivirus software has determined that our area is infected with an irreparable 'virus' (referring to Jiang Chen), and it's going to format the entire C drive!"
"The Jade Emperor? Lord Laozi? They've probably already been frozen in the Recycle Bin of the High Heaven Palace by now! We... are all going to become a pile of meaningless garbled code."
Despair spread through the ruins like a plague.
The four women who had just been fighting tooth and nail over a man, wishing they could beat each other’s brains out, all fell silent in the face of this dimension-reduction level erasure.
That's right, no matter how strong your spells are, can you beat the administrator who pulls your internet cable and deletes your system?
Right in the midst of this suffocating doomsday atmosphere.
"Click."
An extremely abrupt sound, like someone heavily slamming a purple clay teacup onto a table, rang out.
"I say..."
"You women, aren't you being a bit too dramatic?"
Everyone followed the sound.
There, in the center of the ruins, on that grand armchair.
Jiang Chen slowly stood up.
He didn't wet his pants in fear like Enforcement Captain, nor was he waiting for death in despair like the Queen Mother of the West.
On the contrary.
At this moment, Jiang Chen's expression was terrifyingly gloomy. He kept his head down, making his expression unreadable, but terrifying energy fluctuations were uncontrollably overflowing from his entire body.
Just now, while these three high-dimensional goddesses were fighting and getting jealous over him, Jiang Chen had been frantically "leeching" on the side, soaking up all the top-tier jealousy, rage, and high-dimensional divine power they emitted to his heart's content.
His current state was like a super powder keg filled to the brim; the energy inside his body had reached the absolute limit of a three-dimensional being, and was even faintly beginning to leap toward Five Dimensions.
Added to that was the enhancement from the [six-dimensional black card] in his pocket, which emitted a faint starlight.
It could be said that Jiang Chen was at his absolute peak, most inflated, and most audacious moment!
He had finally managed to hook up with a Six Dimensions rich woman today, and by relying on his pair of ancestral "massage hands," he was about to conquer this 4.5 billion-year-old female demon CEO who sat atop the entire Heavenly Court Office!
As long as he conquered the Queen Mother of the West, this Five Dimensions High Heaven Palace would be his new villa! That Flat Peach Garden would be his backyard! He had even thought about what flavor of free meal he would eat tomorrow morning!
And what happened?
You damn piece of trash antivirus software, a big-eyed watchdog that I once roared back on Earth, actually dared to follow me to my new territory to conduct a forced demolition?!
You want to format my new cafeteria?! You want to delete my wife?!
"Cutting off someone's livelihood is like killing their parents; flipping my free meal bowl is equivalent to exterminating my entire clan!"
Jiang Chen suddenly lifted his head.
In those peach-blossom eyes, which were usually full of playfulness and lecherousness, burned an unprecedented, violent golden light!
"System, you big-headed son!" Jiang Chen roared in his mind.
"I'm here, I'm here! Dad! What are your orders!" The infant (the system's original form), seeing Jiang Chen's man-eating posture, even downgraded its own address.
"Turn the output power of the six-dimensional black card to the maximum! Convert all the 'jealousy energy' we just absorbed into combat modules for me! Today, I’m going to poke a hole in the sky of this broken Heavenly Court!"
Boom—!!!
The instant Jiang Chen finished speaking, a visible chaotic aura, interwoven with dark gold, ghostly blue, and icy white, erupted from his body and shot straight into the sky!
That violent aura actually forcibly sent the "mosaic virus rain" falling from the sky rolling back!
"Husband?" Ji Linglong stared in a daze; it was her first time seeing Jiang Chen reveal such an overbearing and aggressive side.
"Jiang Chen, you're crazy! That's a low-level logic virus, physical attacks are ineffective!" The Queen Mother of the West snapped back to reality and shouted at Jiang Chen, even subconsciously wanting to rush over to protect him.
"Shut up!"
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