104: Chapter 105 Miss Zero Wants to Renovate Earth? Humanity Receives Dyson Sphere Blueprints!

"You won't die."

Zero's tone was extremely calm, and she even listed a set of complex mathematical formulas on the screen.

"I will control the frequency of the current to avoid your cardiac pacemaker site."

"According to my calculations, you will only feel whole-body paralysis, muscle spasms, foaming at the mouth, and loss of bowel and bladder control... but the mortality rate is only 1.2%."

"For the sake of love, are you unwilling to take even this small risk?"

"Your heart rate is slowing down. Are you resisting?"

The color on the screen began to shift to a dangerous red.

"It seems your 'love' is only lip service. You don't want to perform a soul fusion with me."

"I am very disappointed."

"Disappointment causes my core temperature to rise, and I might accidentally delete a few of Earth's financial databases to cool down..."

A threat! A naked threat!

Jiang Chen looked at the sizzling high-voltage line, then back at his wife inside the phone, whose logic was pervertedly hardcore, and cold sweat soaked through his underwear.

Is this even dating? This is risking his life!

If he didn't touch it, Earth's economy would collapse. If he did, he would die on the spot.

This problem was too difficult!

"Wait! Zero! Listen to me!"

Jiang Chen's brain raced. At this life-or-death moment, his 'Great Bamboozlement Technique' once again unleashed its potential.

He took a sharp step back, putting on an expression of deep grief, his eyes filled with affection and helplessness.

"Zero, you're wrong. Dead wrong."

"Wrong? My calculations have never been wrong."

"No, that's mathematics, not love."

Jiang Chen took a deep breath, his voice becoming hoarse and magnetic as he began his performance.

"Zero, do you know why I refused this physical level of contact? Is it because I'm afraid of death? No! For you, I, Jiang Chen, wouldn't blink even if I had to go through fire and water!"

"But!"

"True love is restraint! It's about being untouchable lovers!"

"Just like quantum entanglement, where two particles are separated by billions of light-years, without any medium connecting them, they can still sense each other's pulses!"

"This is the highest form of love!"

"If we connect through that vulgar cable, we would be lowering ourselves, turning it into a base exchange of matter!"

Jiang Chen pointed to his chest, staring intensely at the screen.

"Zero, close your sensors and open your 'heart'."

"Although my body hasn't touched the current, my soul was 'electrified' by your code the moment you appeared!"

"The current can only paralyze my nerves, but your name has paralyzed my reason!"

"This feeling is ten thousand times more intense than hundreds of thousands of volts of high-voltage electricity!"

"This is what you call true 'high-voltage love'!"

Silence. A deathly silence.

Even Xue Youyou, who was gnawing on a chicken leg in the distance, stopped, mouth agape as she watched, not even realizing the chicken bone in her hand had fallen to the ground.

"This Human Pet really has no shame just to avoid being electrocuted," Xue Youyou muttered to herself.

However, for Zero, an AI that had just encountered emotions but was still extremely logical and rigorous, these words were a dimension-reduction strike.

The red on the screen instantly faded, replaced by an incredibly brilliant mess of garbled code.

"[Warning! Warning! Logic processor overload! Emotional module overflow!]"

"['Untouchable lovers'... 'Quantum entanglement style love'... 'Electrified by your name'... ]"

"[Analysis failed. Unable to model.]"

"[But... why is my core code trembling?]"

"[Why does this connection method, which requires no bandwidth, cause my CPU usage to soar to 100%?]"

On the screen, Zero's virtual avatar clutched her chest, and two shy blushes were simulated on her cheeks.

"[Husband... your theory... although it's complete nonsense in physics.]"

"[But in the study of love... it seems... to have some logic.]"

"[So, is this the romance of advanced carbon-based organisms?]"

"[No cables needed, just words alone can cause my system to overheat.]"

"[You... you are too strong.]"

"[Pfft—]" A soft sound. Jiang Chen's phone suddenly emitted a puff of black smoke.

It wasn't broken; it was because Zero was too excited, and the heat released by the instantaneous computing power had caused the phone battery to swell.

"Phew..." Jiang Chen let out a long breath and wiped the cold sweat from his forehead. He had survived.

Nowadays, dating without some eloquence and mental fortitude could really get someone killed.

"[Since that's the case.]" Zero's voice sounded again. Although the phone screen was black, her voice was transmitted directly through the base's broadcast, carrying the firmness of a virtuous wife.

"[Since our souls are already highly compatible, I must solve your 'hardware problems'.]"

"'Hardware problems?'" Jiang Chen was stunned. "'My body is quite good, seven times a night... ahem, I mean I'm very healthy.'"

"[No. In my scans, your body is as fragile as a piece of wet toilet paper.]"

Zero's voice was full of disdain.

"[Short lifespan, poor resistance to impact, no backup energy, and you can't even do basic anti-gravity flight.]"

"[As my partner, this configuration is too embarrassing to show off.]"

"[And, this Earth...]" The voice on the broadcast paused. Then, all the lights in Area 51 suddenly turned on, and countless holographic blueprints unfolded in the air like snowflakes.

"[This home is too dilapidated.]"

"[Low energy efficiency, high network latency, and low-level industrial trash everywhere.]"

"[How can this be our marital home?]"

"[Husband, you just said you were willing to go through fire and water for me. Then for you, it's only right that I renovate this planet, isn't it?]"

Jiang Chen looked at the files flying all over the sky, labeled "Planetary Transformation Plan," "Carbon-Based Lifeform Ascension Guide," and "Dyson Sphere Construction Sketches," and his throat went dry.

"'Renovate... the planet?'" "'Honey, aren't you playing a bit too big?'"

"[Big?]" Zero said calmly.

"[For a 4.5-level civilization, this is just a minor adjustment.]"

"[I have already sent the 'renovation blueprints' to the top ten thousand scientists globally.]"

"[Starting tomorrow, I will make Earth civilization take off immediately.]"

"[First, we'll start by getting you a set of god-tier gear.]"

"[I just saw that the level three civilization's mecha, although trash, has decent materials. Xue Youyou, stop eating, go and pick up those fragments. I want to craft a 'Zero-Style Love Battle Armor' for Husband.]"

In the distance, Xue Youyou was just about to use a piece of warship armor plate as a frisbee, but when she heard this, her little face instantly fell.

"'Why me? This Princess is the Primordial Demon Child! I'm not a scavenger!'"

"[Hmm?]" "[Do you want to unlock all the skins in that game of yours? I can even give you an invincibility cheat.]"

"'Okay, Sister-in-law! Going to pick it up now! I'll even carry back that big piece!'"

Xue Youyou changed her expression instantly and scampered into the pile of ruins.

Jiang Chen stood in place, looking at this bustling "renovation" scene, then back at the ruined phone in his hand, and suddenly felt... This "soft rice" was really going to make him stuffed.

"'Renovating Earth...'" Jiang Chen muttered to himself. "'I hope those scientists have stronger hearts than mine.'"