169: Chapter 170 The Sun Has a Long Mouth and Is Cursing? Xihe Makes a Temperamental Appearance, Disgusted by Jiang Chen's Unruly Acts!

Guanghan Palace, inside the fully transparent high-dimensional crystal room that had just been raised specifically to isolate Jiang Chen.

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Jiang Chen was plastered against the crystal wall like a jelly placed on a vibrating plate, every muscle in his body trembling at a high frequency of hundreds of times per second.

"Buzz—buzz—buzz—"

This vibration not only drove the air, it even made the entire crystal room emit a low humming sound similar to a bee flapping its wings.

Beside him, Gu Liuli had moved a chair and sat there, holding a cup of freshly mixed "Starlight Milk Tea," drinking it while watching Jiang Chen like she was watching a monkey show.

"Husband, don't stick to the wall."

Gu Liuli smiled and extended a finger, pointing at Jiang Chen's back from a distance, "Although this wall is cool, with you vibrating like this, the looks the Sisters outside are giving you have changed. Especially Sister Ji Linglong, her face has turned red to the roots of her neck."

Jiang Chen turned his head with great difficulty, feeling his retinas shaking; the images he saw were all ghosted.

"I... I want to... stop..."

Jiang Chen's voice came with its own electronic sound effects, "Hurry... think of a way... for me... I feel like... my brain matter... is about to be... shaken into a puree..."

"Just endure it."

Gu Liuli shrugged, "The system is stuck at 99%, this last step just won't go in. Unless... you are willing to let me get it done now."

As she spoke, she deliberately licked her lips. That touch of allure, combined with the "pink succubus signal" Jiang Chen was emitting at that moment, was simply adding fuel to the fire.

Jiang Chen quickly shut his mouth.

Get it done?

In front of so many people? With three murderous primary wives surrounding him outside?

That would be better off just vibrating to death!

Just as Jiang Chen was making his final struggle for his chastity and kidneys, on Earth, besides the "everyone in heat" crisis just now, another even more fatal situation appeared.

Heat.

Indescribable heat.

It was originally a crisp autumn season, but the temperature in Jinghua City soared from twenty-five degrees to forty-five degrees in just ten minutes! And it was still rising at a rate of one degree per minute!

Asphalt roads began to melt, car tires made cracking sounds, and the green belts on the roadside withered and spontaneously ignited at a speed visible to the naked eye.

In the command hall of the Xinhuo Bureau, the air conditioning had long been turned to maximum power, but everyone was still drenched in sweat, as if they had just been fished out of the water.

"What's going on?! Is the air conditioning broken?!"

Lei Keming pulled at his tie, feeling like he had been thrown into an oven, "Or is that old brat Elder Huoyun smelting steel and didn't turn off the furnace again?!"

"Re... Report to the Bureau Chief!"

The monitor's face was flushed red, and his hands pointing at the big screen were trembling, "It's not the air conditioning... it's... it's the sun! The sun is acting strange!"

"What's wrong with the sun? Can it explode or something?"

Lei Keming grabbed the ice water on the table and took a gulp.

"You... you should see for yourself..."

The big screen switched to the real-time observation image from the observatory.

I saw that Grandpa Sun, who had been hanging in the sky for billions of years and working hard to emit light and heat, was currently undergoing violent Changes on its surface.

The originally golden corona layer suddenly turned into a violent dark red. Countless huge sunspot groups surged crazily on the surface of the sun, like boiling asphalt.

The most outrageous thing was that these sunspots were not randomly distributed, but... on the "face" of the sun, they formed a line of huge, incomparably large Chinese characters that could even be seen clearly with the naked eye through sunglasses!

The handwriting was wild and unrestrained, revealing a bit of the bed-head grumpiness of a grumpy older sister who hadn't slept well these past few days:

[So noisy! Which pretty boy is spreading promiscuous vibes?! Shut up for this lady!]

"Pfft—"

Lei Keming spat a mouthful of ice water onto the screen.

"Is... is this a hallucination?!"

Lei Keming rubbed his eyes, "The sun has a mouth? And it can curse? Who is the 'pretty boy' referring to? It wouldn't be..."

Everyone's eyes subconsciously looked towards the moon.

At this very moment, Jiang Chen, who was acting as a "vibrator" on the moon, was the largest source of noise (succubus signal source) in the entire Solar System.

The moon, Guanghan Palace.

The terrifying heat wave from the sun even penetrated the vacuum, directly baking the surface of the moon.

The newly decorated pink crystal walls began to soften and deform under this high temperature, like melting candy.

Change stood in the hall, looking through the transparent dome at those huge words on the sun.

Her expression became extremely ugly in an instant.

It wasn't fear, but a kind of... disgust and loathing, like seeing an ex who owed money and didn't pay it back, or seeing a nemesis who snatched her limited edition bag.

"Tsk."

Change curled her lips and let out an extremely disdainful snort, "I knew it. This little commotion would definitely wake up that menopausal crazy woman."

"Sister, who is that?"

Ji Linglong wiped the fragrant sweat from her forehead. Even with the protection of Taichu spiritual power, she felt that the heat wave was annoying, "To be able to write words on the sun, this method... I'm afraid it's at least the cultivation of a Golden Immortal, right?"

"Golden Immortal?"

Change sneered, "If she heard you belittling her like that, she would probably smash the sun directly on your head."

"That is 'Xihe'."

When Change pronounced this name, her teeth ground together with a clatter, "The Sun Goddess of the last epoch, the 'chief steward' in charge of time and light. Of course, in private, we usually call her—'the grumpy menopausal auntie'."

"Xihe?!"

Linglong, who was undergoing overheating protection nearby, suddenly had a red warning pop up on her processor:

[Data match successful! Target: High-dimensional life form · Xihe. Danger level: Star level. Personality traits: Extremely narcissistic, extremely grumpy, extremely... greedy for money.]

"Greedy for money?" Jiang Chen heard this word in the crystal room and couldn't help but interject, "Immortals are also greedy for money?"

"She's not greedy for money, she has a perverted possessiveness for 'things that belong to her'."

Change gave Jiang Chen an annoyed glare, "Back then, I lived next door to her (referring to the Earth-Moon system), just because the rabbit I raised went to her yard and stole a carrot, she chased and beat me for three thousand years! And demanded I compensate her with a whole galaxy of carrots!"

"This time..."

Change looked at Jiang Chen, who was vibrating wildly and emitting pink aura, "Your succubus signal is too strong, not only did it wake her up, it probably also made her feel... that her territory has been polluted."

Before she could finish speaking.

"Boom—!!!"

A loud noise shattered the space barrier on the periphery of the moon that had just been repaired.

That wasn't thunder; that was the sound of space being burned through by high temperature.

I saw a golden light in the distant direction of the sun, like a meteor chasing the moon, instantly spanning a distance of 150 million kilometers, and charging directly into the Earth-Moon system.