133: Chapter 134 Pink Reaper VS Muscular Rabbit! The Ultimate Showdown on the Far Side of the Moon

The far side of the moon—this is an absolute forbidden zone that humanity has failed to glimpse even after gazing at the starry sky for thousands of years.

Darkness, deathly silence, and cold are the eternal themes here.

Until today, a highly incongruous, garish pink broke the tranquility of this place.

"Boring, so boring!"

Xue Youyou lounged in the cockpit of the [pink reaper] mecha, grabbing a family-sized bag of potato chips brought from Earth, stuffing them into her mouth while complaining incoherently.

As the granddaughter of the Blood Demon Old Ancestor and a former troublemaker, she felt she had been deceived.

That big jerk Jiang Chen said there would be something fun on the moon, but it turned out to be nothing but dust and craters.

What's that in front? That's a crater that hasn't changed in ten thousand years. What's that behind? That's just another crater.

"If I had known, I wouldn't have come out. It would have been better to stay at the base and leech off Sister Ling's internet speed to download anime."

Xue Youyou sighed, bored, and manipulated the fifty-meter-tall giant mecha to perform a remarkably human-like scratching gesture.

The giant mechanical arm swept across the ground, instantly kicking up a moon dust storm capable of obscuring a small satellite.

"Beep—High-energy reaction detected ahead! Energy waveform unrecognizable?!"

The alarm inside the mecha suddenly startled Xue Youyou, and she spilled the potato chips in her hand.

"Hmm? Monsters to fight?"

Xue Youyou's eyes lit up instantly, her heterochromatic eyes flashing with the excited gleam of a hunter spotting prey.

She slammed the joystick forward, and the pink mecha emitted a ghostly blue spiritual energy exhaust, charging toward the direction indicated by the radar like a violent giant baby.

Meanwhile, on Earth, the command hall of the Xinhuo Bureau.

The big screen was broadcasting a real-time feed from Xue Youyou's first-person perspective.

Lei Keming held a thermos, his brows furrowed: "This girl is running around again. The magnetic field on the far side of the moon is chaotic; what if she loses contact? Where is Director Jiang?"

"Director Jiang is currently on a video call with Saintess Ji Linglong, seemingly explaining why he liked Miss Ling's post last night." The assistant nearby whispered.

The corners of Lei Keming's mouth twitched. He was actually slowly getting used to these days where national affairs and family dramas seamlessly switched.

"Look! What is that?!"

An exclamation interrupted Lei Keming's thoughts.

Everyone looked up, staring fixedly at the big screen.

In front of Xue Youyou's mecha, deep within what should have been a barren crater, a light abruptly appeared.

It wasn't the fire of a meteorite impact, nor the cold light of an alien spaceship.

Was that... neon lights?

Yes, it was the kind of garish, flashing neon light you often see at the entrance of a foot massage parlor in a third-tier city or a cyberpunk-style bar.

As the distance closed, everyone clearly saw the huge holographic plaque floating in the vacuum.

On the plaque, four large characters were written in brilliant, shimmering gold script—[Guanghan Villa].

That wasn't even the worst part.

What made the jaws of hundreds of people in the command hall drop was that there was a line of scrolling text beneath the plaque, and it was actually in Simplified Chinese:

[Private Property, Trespassers Will Die (Male Guests Prohibited, Jiang Chen Excepted)].

"Pfft—"

Lei Keming, who was drinking water, sprayed his goji berry tea all over the expensive console in front of him.

The entire hall fell into a deathly silence, with only the humming of machines running.

A few seconds later, Elder Huoyun pointed at the screen tremblingly, his beard shaking: "Has... has Director Jiang's business scope expanded to the far side of the moon? Is... is this also system-matched?"

Elder Qingxu adjusted the reading glasses on the bridge of his nose (specially obtained to blend in), and analyzed with a serious face: "From the perspective of array formation studies, these neon lights implicitly align with the principles of the Nine Palaces and Eight Trigrams; this is an expert. But from an ethical perspective, I'm afraid Director Jiang is going to crash and burn this time."

How is this Guanghan Palace? This is clearly a private harem villa with Jiang Chen's name plastered all over it!

On the lunar scene.

Xue Youyou looked at that line of text, and her little face instantly darkened.

"Jiang Chen excepted? Why can that uncle who only knows how to live off women enter, but this demon child cannot?"

Xue Youyou was furious. This was blatant discrimination!

"Hey! Is there anyone alive in there? Get out here, this young lady demands it!"

The pink reaper mecha raised its right arm, which held a heavily modified [Blood God Particle Cannon]. Although it hadn't charged yet, the pitch-black muzzle was already intimidating enough.

The loudspeaker converted Xue Youyou's voice into electromagnetic waves, violently bombarding the neon-lit palace.

There was no response.

But the next second, the palace gates—those antique vermilion doors that looked like they were made of some high-tech alloy—slowly opened a crack.

"Boom!"

A white shadow darted out from the crack in the door.

Its speed was so fast that even the mecha's fire-control radar couldn't lock onto it, leaving only an afterimage on the big screen.

Xue Youyou only felt a blur before her eyes, followed by a blaring alarm.

"Warning! Mecha has suffered a heavy blow! Armor integrity decreased by 15%!"

"What was that?!"

Xue Youyou was shocked and maneuvered the mecha to jump backward, putting some distance between them.

The dust settled.

When she saw the true face of the attacker, whether it was Xue Youyou on the scene or the audience on Earth, their worldviews collapsed at that moment.

It was a rabbit.

To be precise, it was a giant rabbit that walked upright, stood over three meters tall, had muscles bulging like granite, wore sunglasses, and was sporting a pair of floral trunks.

It wasn't holding a medicine-pounding pestle, but was carrying a half-meter-thick carrot that glowed with high-frequency vibrations?

"Where did this wild girl come from, daring to shout at the entrance of the Master's villa!"

The rabbit actually spoke! And it was a deep, magnetic bass voice filled with the tone of a professional broadcaster!

It pushed up the sunglasses on its nose, its ruby-like eyes revealing a thick sense of disdain: "Mechas these days are becoming more and more gaudy. Pink? Are you here on the moon to do renovations or to act cute?"

Xue Youyou was stunned.

Is this really the legendary Jade Rabbit that is soft, cute, and acts like a spoiled pet in Change's arms?

This is clearly a muscular hunk who just came out of the gym from lifting weights!

"Damn rabbit! Who are you calling a renovation worker?!"

Xue Youyou hated it when others called her mecha ugly (even though it was indeed a bit of an eyesore), and she immediately flew into a rage.

"Die!"

The pink reaper mecha fired with full firepower. The six-tube missile launchers on its shoulders instantly popped open, and twelve micro-missiles engraved with explosive runes roared out, trailing exhaust flames, heading straight for the muscular rabbit.

This was firepower enough to blow a frigate into pieces!

However, the corners of the rabbit's mouth curled into an extremely human-like sneer.

"Too slow."

It moved.

Not running, but teleporting.

The instant the missiles were about to hit it, its body twisted eerily, flickering like a TV screen with a bad signal, and it passed directly through the missiles!

"Phase shifting?!"

At the Earth command center, Miss Ling's voice, currently on the line, became sharp.

"No! This isn't phase shifting! My data stream can't capture its physical form! It exists and doesn't exist at the same time in this second... Is this a quantum state?!"

Miss Ling's computing power instantly soared to the extreme, attempting to analyze the composition of this rabbit.

[Warning! Logic error! Target cannot be defined!]

[Target is in a wave-particle duality superposition state! Observation leads to collapse; non-observation leads to invincibility!]

"This is unscientific!" Miss Ling's data core almost overloaded, "Is this rabbit raised by Schrödinger?!"