120: Chapter 121 Did the bizarre cuisine give him X-ray vision? Jiang Chen's nosebleed turned into a hot air balloon and flew away?

"Um... can we... order takeout?" Jiang Chen asked weakly.

"No!" the two women said in unison, looking murderous.

"You must eat it! And you have to say whose is better!"

Xue Youyou urged him on from the side, gloating, "Eat up, Human Pet! I'm waiting to score you!"

"Whatever, death it is!" Jiang Chen closed his eyes and steeled himself.

He first scooped up a spoonful of Ling's "cement" and stuffed it into his mouth.

"Mmph!" It didn't taste as bad as he imagined; instead, there was a strange electric sensation?

It was like holding a popping candy, crackling and exploding on the tip of his tongue.

Immediately after, a cool current of air rushed straight to his brain.

Jiang Chen snapped his eyes open.

In that instant, his pupils turned a deep, eerie blue.

"Holy crap! I can see through it!" Jiang Chen exclaimed, pointing at the wall.

He could actually see through the wall and saw Lei Keming smoking outside!

He could even see the tar in Lei Keming's lungs clearly!

[Night vision + X-ray hack, activated.]

Ling nodded in satisfaction. [These are the nanobots I added, currently enhancing your retinas.]

"So... so amazing..."

Before Jiang Chen could even enjoy it, he was forcibly fed a spoonful of lava soup by Ji Linglong.

"Gulp!" The soup went down his throat like a line of fire, burning straight into his stomach.

"Boom!" Jiang Chen felt like a nuclear bomb had exploded in his stomach.

That terrifyingly massive amount of spiritual energy instantly erupted, rushing through his limbs and bones.

"Pfft—" Two streams of noseblood shot out of Jiang Chen's nostrils like fountains, spraying directly onto the ceiling.

Immediately after, under everyone's horrified gaze, Jiang Chen began to slowly float up, just like an inflated balloon.

"Hot! So hot! I'm going to explode!"

Jiang Chen flailed in mid-air, his skin bright red, white smoke rising from his head, and his eyes flickering with an eerie blue light (Ling's nanobots were fighting against the spiritual energy).

Inside his body, two forces were tearing at each other madly. Cyber-technology VS Cultivation spiritual energy.

The nanobots tried to repair the blood vessels ruptured by the spiritual energy, while the spiritual energy tried to refine these "foreign objects."

Jiang Chen felt like an old house being demolished by two violent construction crews at the same time.

"Help... help me..." Jiang Chen, floating on the ceiling, cried out weakly for help.

"How is it? Husband!" Ji Linglong tilted her head back, looking expectant. "Do you feel full of power? Do you want to go fight ten people?"

[Data anomaly.] Ling frowned, analyzing Jiang Chen's condition.

[It seems there is an energy conflict. But it's okay, just eat another spoonful of my neutralizer (actually another mush with an even weirder taste) and it will be fine.]

"Don't! Don't feed him anymore!" Xue Youyou finally couldn't watch anymore (actually, she was afraid of killing her long-term meal ticket).

She leaped into the air, grabbed Jiang Chen's ankle, and dragged him down.

"Alright, alright! Let's call this round a draw!" Xue Youyou quickly tried to smooth things over. "One nourished the brain (even if it turned into X-ray vision), and one nourished the body (even if it turned into a hot air balloon). Both are very virtuous! Especially virtuous!"

Hearing the word "virtuous," the two women, though still a bit unconvinced, softened their expressions slightly.

"A draw?" Ji Linglong huffed. "You got off easy."

[Temporarily accepting this result.] Ling put away the kitchenware in her holographic projection.

Jiang Chen lay on the chair, with two wads of tissue stuffed in his nostrils, feeling like he had just returned from a trip to the gates of hell.

He thought it was over. But he was wrong. The real nightmare often begins only after the meal.

"Since the meal is finished," Ji Linglong looked at the mess on the table. Her eyes lit up; she felt another opportunity to shine had arrived.

"As a virtuous wife, I should handle the housework."

She rolled up her sleeves (though there wasn't any dust) and walked toward the sink.

"I will wash these dishes."

[Washing dishes?] Ling's data stream instantly became active.

[This is low-level labor. It does not befit your status. Leave it to me.]

[I can use ultrasonic vibration technology to remove all grease in 0.01 seconds.]

"No need!" Ji Linglong pushed away Ling (her hand projection). "I have the Dust-Repelling Spell! And the Water Control Spell! They are much cleaner than your whatever-sonic waves!"

"Stop arguing, both of you!" Jiang Chen tried to stop them, but it was already too late.

To show off her "Water Control Spell," Ji Linglong pointed her finger.

"Water Dragon Roar!"

The water from the faucet instantly transformed into a violent water dragon, roaring as it rushed toward the plates in the sink.

"Crack! Crack!"

Even if the power of the Taichu Realm's spells was suppressed, they were still spells.

Those poor ceramic plates were instantly shattered into powder under the impact of the water dragon. Even the stainless steel sink was cut in two by the water pressure.

"Oops..." Ji Linglong awkwardly withdrew her hand. "Why are these mortal plates so fragile?"

[See? I told you that you're a destructive maniac.]

Ling sneered and took over the battlefield.

[Watch me.]

[Activating molecular decomposition cleaning mode.]

A high-frequency laser swept across the remaining pile of chopsticks and spoons.

Ling's original intention was to decompose the grease. But perhaps the power settings she adjusted while cooking for Jiang Chen earlier were too high, and she forgot to change them back.

"Zzz—" A cloud of blue smoke rose.

That pile of chopsticks and spoons, along with a corner of the table, was vaporized instantly. They disappeared completely, leaving not even a trace.

[Hmm...] Ling was silent for a moment. [Cleaned very thoroughly. No bacteria residue.]

The entire kitchen now not only lacked plates and a sink, but even the table was missing a corner. It was a complete mess.

Jiang Chen looked at these two women who were still arguing about "who washed cleaner," and finally broke down.

He dropped to his knees with a thud, hugged Xue Youyou's thigh, and wept bitterly.

"Youyou! Help me!"

"Take me away! Anywhere is fine!"

"I can't handle this kind of blessing! If they keep being this 'virtuous,' I won't even have my eating utensils left!"

Xue Youyou sighed, patted Jiang Chen's head, and looked old and world-weary.

"Human Pet, this is the price of greed."

"How about we go out and hide for a while?"

"I heard a mall nearby just opened?"

Hearing the words "mall," Ji Linglong and Ling, who were originally still confronting each other, both perked up their ears.

Shopping? Buying things? As women (even if one is an AI), this is an instinct engraved in their DNA (or core code).

"Granted!" Ji Linglong waved her sleeve, looking heroic.

"I brought ten chests of gold! Today, I will buy out the entire street for my husband!"

[Tch.] Ling curled her lip disdainfully.

[Gold? That is primitive currency.]

[I have already hacked into the global banking settlement system. The entire world's GDP is my balance today.]

Jiang Chen lay on the floor, watching these two female demons who had instantly reached a consensus and were preparing to wreak havoc on human commercial civilization, shedding tears of regret.

What a disaster! This isn't shopping? This is clearly just moving the demolition to a new location!