82: Chapter 83 Who are you calling an old auntie? The Gothic Demon Child's reckless provocation has caused the four empresses to lose their composure!

"See that? This is the power of science!"

Once Blood Demon Old Ancestor said this, the entire scene was stunned.

The four female powerhouses looked at each other, feeling that their worldview had been refreshed once again.

They had brought a large army, arriving with murderous intent to save someone.

As a result, they didn't save the person, but instead discovered that the kidnapper had been bamboozled by the victim?

And he even acknowledged the thief as his father?

"So..."

Su Daji put away the poison in her hand and looked at Jiang Chen with a strange expression: "Little brother, not only are you fine, but you've also annexed this Blood Demon Sect?"

"You could say that."

Jiang Chen straightened his collar, resuming his calm and detached expert demeanor.

"This is called—subduing the enemy without fighting."

"It's also called—resource integration and industrial upgrading in the cultivation world."

"Alright, alright."

Jiang Chen waved his hand and directed: "Since everything is fine now, don't just stand there. Old man! Don't you have any tact? Can't you see that the esteemed mistresses... cough, the esteemed guests are tired of standing? Bring out the fruit platter! Bring out the happy water!"

"Understood!"

Blood Demon Old Ancestor, as if granted amnesty, scurried off to the ruins to rummage through the surviving snacks and drinks.

Just as the atmosphere slightly eased.

An extremely discordant and provocative childish voice suddenly rang out from behind the sofa.

"Tch."

Holding the game controller, Xue Youyou poked her little head out from behind the sofa.

Her heterochromatic eyes, one red and one black, swept over the four female powerhouses, finally resting on Ji Linglong, and she curled her lips in disdain.

"I thought they were some powerful characters."

"Turns out they're just four old hags who only know how to scream and can't even play video games."

"Snap."

It sounded as if something had snapped.

The four female powerhouses, who were just about to sit down, froze in unison.

"Old hag?"

A vein bulged on Ji Linglong's forehead, and a dangerous smile curled the corners of her mouth: "Little girl, what did you just call me?"

"Auntie."

Xue Youyou didn't know how the word 'death' was written, or rather, relying on the fact that Jiang Chen was there, she wasn't afraid at all.

She jumped onto the sofa, puffed out her unremarkable little chest, pointed at Ji Linglong and the others, and said righteously:

"Looking at your bone age, you must be at least several hundred years old, right? That one in the yellow clothes is probably over a thousand years old. If I don't call you aunties, should I call you big sisters? I am an eternal three-thousand-year-old beautiful girl!"

"And you!"

Xue Youyou pointed at Su Daji: "Wearing so little, aren't you afraid of getting rheumatism? Shame on you!"

"Boom—!!!"

Four terrifying auras of murderous intent surged into the sky once again.

Even more intense than before.

Even purer than before.

That was the anger of being called an old hag!

"You little brat..."

Su Daji's smile became incredibly ferocious, and the poisonous mist in her hand began to churn: "Big sister will teach you today what it means to respect the old and love the young!"

"I'm going to tear her mouth apart!" Wu Mingyue's dragon aura transformed into sharp claws.

"Slash!" Dugu Xue said concisely.

Ji Linglong was even more direct, charging up with her sword: "How dare you call me an auntie? I'll show you why the flowers are so red!"

It looked like the second great cultivation war was about to erupt.

And this time it was a bratty child versus a group of rampaging female cultivators.

Jiang Chen felt like his head was about to explode.

"Stop, stop, stop!"

Jiang Chen lunged over, grabbed Xue Youyou, and tucked her under his arm, while simultaneously using his other hand to block the four women's attacks.

"Children say the darndest things! Children say the darndest things!"

Jiang Chen shouted: "She's only three thousand years old! She's still a child! Why are you arguing with a child!"

"A three-thousand-year-old child?!"

Ji Linglong trembled with rage: "She's older than me!"

"That's her physiological age! Her mental age is only three!"

Jiang Chen explained while frantically winking at Xue Youyou.

But this brat was still looking for trouble: "Brother, let me go! I want to challenge them one-on-one! I want to beat them at Mario Kart!"

"Shut up!"

Jiang Chen immediately pulled a new game cartridge—"Animal Crossing"—out of his pocket and stuffed it into Xue Youyou's hand.

"Take it! This is the latest version! Go play over there! No talking until you beat the game!"

Xue Youyou looked at the new game in her hands, and her eyes lit up instantly.

"Wow! Animal Crossing! I want to play!"

She instantly forgot about the one-on-one challenge, hugged the game console, retreated to the corner of the sofa, and obediently became a shut-in gaming addict.

Having dealt with the little one, Jiang Chen looked at the four older ones who were still furious.

"Esteemed Empresses, Holy Maiden, Sect Mistress."

Jiang Chen rubbed his hands together and revealed his signature crafty merchant smile.

"We are here to build things, not to destroy them."

"Look at this Blood Sea, although it's a bit dilapidated, the foundation is good! As long as we renovate it a little, it will be the first magical theme park in the cultivation world!"

"And..."

Jiang Chen pointed at Blood Demon Old Ancestor, who was serving tea and water.

"With the addition of the Blood Demon Sect, our Cultivation World Entertainment Alliance has truly completed its territory."

"The righteous path has Taichu Holy Land, the imperial power has the Great Xia Dynasty, the sword cultivators have Myriad Sword Tomb, and the demonic path has the Netherworld Blood Sea."

"This is—monopoly!"

"From now on, we decide the entire entertainment industry of the Nine Provinces!"

Jiang Chen's words were like a basin of cold water, extinguishing the four women's anger.

Wu Mingyue retracted her dragon aura, lost in thought: "Monopoly... I like this word."

"As long as it can make money and buy more games, I have no objections." Su Daji shrugged.

"Whatever." Dugu Xue sheathed her sword.

Although Ji Linglong was still a bit annoyed by the 'old hag' remark, seeing her husband's expectant gaze, she still huffed.

"Fine. For my husband's sake, I won't argue with a little brat."

She walked over, took Jiang Chen's arm, and glared at Xue Youyou as if to assert her dominance.

"However, death may be avoided, but living punishment is inevitable."

Ji Linglong pointed at the ruins covering the ground.

"The renovation costs for this place must be paid by the Blood Demon Sect alone!"

...

A crisis that could have overturned the cultivation world was miraculously resolved just like that through Jiang Chen's mediation and sweet-talking.

The next day.

A piece of news that shocked the Nine Provinces spread out.

[Taichu Holy Land, Great Xia Dynasty, Myriad Sword Tomb, and Joyful Union Sect have jointly issued a statement!]

[The Blood Demon Sect has officially abandoned darkness for light and joined the Pan-Cultivation World Entertainment Alliance!]

[Starting today, the Netherworld Blood Sea is renamed—Atlantis Resort. We welcome fellow Daoists to come and experience signature attractions like the "Blood Sea Hot Springs" and "Skeleton Disco"!]

[There is even a service provided by Master Jiang Chen's personal disciple—Blood Demon Old Ancestor, who will scrub your back!]

The cultivation world was in an uproar.

Meanwhile, Jiang Chen was sitting on a huge flying ship, carrying a full load of spoils (the Blood Demon Sect's thousands of years of inventory), along with a group of new allies, returning triumphantly to Taichu Holy Land.

On the deck of the flying ship.

Jiang Chen looked at the mountains and rivers rushing backward below, and then looked at the circle of beauties around him (the four women and one little girl playing games online together).

He let out a long sigh of relief and unscrewed a bottle of happy water.

"Although this soft rice is eaten in a heart-pounding way."

"But it tastes really good."

However.

Just when Jiang Chen thought he could go back and live a peaceful life for a few days.

The system suddenly sounded.

[Family visit has ended, Host must return to Blue Star within 24 hours.]