166: In the first episode of "Love and Redemption," Jiang Chen is forced into a relationship, and three women break down the door to catch them in the act!
Jiang Chen swallowed hard, a sense of foreboding rising within him: “So... how do you want to plug it in?”
Gu Liuli smiled.
She smiled like a big bad wolf that had just caught a little white rabbit.
“Husband is a smart man, do I really need to be that explicit?”
“Since it is a genetic-level key, it naturally requires deep, bodily fluid-level, and even cellular-level ‘great harmony of life’.”
“Simply put: we need to consummate our marriage.”
“And it must be that kind of consummation where spirit and flesh become one, with nothing held back. Only in this way can my genetic data be transmitted to you and activate the spark within your body.”
Jiang Chen instantly clutched his collar, like a decent man being harassed by a bully: “You... you’re lusting after my body! You’re shameless!”
“Shameless?”
Gu Liuli sneered, “Don’t be naive. Do you know who the master of that dimensional monster crushed by Change is?”
“That is the ‘Lord of Silence’ from the Five Dimensions. It has already set its sights on the Solar System. The one just now was merely its pet dog.”
“If the system doesn’t upgrade, when that Lord descends, let alone Change, even if you tied all your wives together, it wouldn’t be enough to serve as a snack for it.”
“This is not seduction at all.”
Gu Liuli’s face leaned close to Jiang Chen’s, nose to nose, “This is a political mission. It is a necessary requirement for saving the world. It is for the survival of all humanity, and even the entire galaxy.”
“Jiang Chen, you have no choice.”
At this moment, the level of moral blackmail was raised to a cosmic scale.
Jiang Chen fell silent.
He looked at the peerless face so close at hand, smelling the intoxicating fragrance on her, while his mind was racing frantically.
Saving the world? Consummating the marriage?
Although this logic is a bit far-fetched, it sounds like... it’s impossible to refute?
“But...”
Jiang Chen pointed to his belt, “I have this. The lock Change put on me, the [heart of absolute calm]. I am a saint right now, I’m powerless!”
This is a high-dimensional divine artifact! Specifically designed to prevent cheating!
Gu Liuli glanced at the belt buckle that was emitting a blue light, a trace of disdain flashing in her eyes.
“A lousy rock wants to block the highest technology of the Star Alliance?”
“Husband, have you forgotten who created your system?”
As soon as she finished speaking.
The system in Jiang Chen’s mind that had been playing dead suddenly jumped out like a corpse coming back to life.
And the commotion this time was unprecedented.
[Ding!]
[Detected high-compatibility external hardware (Star Alliance royal princess) approaching! Distance: 0.01 meters!]
[Scanning target genetic sequence... Scanning complete!]
[Match rate: 1000%! It’s even overflowing!]
[Alert! Alert! Core upgrade patch found! Codename: ‘soft rice king · StarCraft Module’!]
[This patch includes functions: Host’s total attributes increase by 100 times. Unlocks ‘conceptual-level’ soft rice skills. Automatically immune to all mental control below Five Dimensions. Repairs kidneys, strengthens to ‘perpetual motion machine’ level.]
[System judgment: This patch is a ‘mandatory’ installation item! Not installing it makes you less than human! If not installed, the system will self-destruct!]
Jiang Chen was stunned: “Hey! System, can you have some integrity? She’s here to sleep with me! You’re actually helping an outsider?”
The system ignored him completely and directly popped up a line of blood-red text:
[Executing mandatory installation program...]
[Step 1: Disable all firewalls hindering installation.]
“Bzzt, bzzt, bzzt—”
The [heart of absolute calm] around Jiang Chen’s waist, which was indestructible and couldn’t even be blown up by a nuclear bomb, suddenly seemed to have met its nemesis.
The blue light on it flickered violently twice, and then... it went out.
“Click.”
The belt buckle popped open automatically.
The cold air that had been suppressing Jiang Chen’s desires vanished instantly. Replacing it was a volcano-like heat that surged back after being suppressed for so long.
“What the hell?!”
Jiang Chen looked at his belt in horror, “You... you’re an inside traitor!”
This system could actually hack Change’s divine artifact?!
“It seems your system has already made a choice.”
Gu Liuli looked at the popped-open belt buckle, the smile on her face becoming even brighter.
She reached out her finger and gently hooked Jiang Chen’s chin.
“Husband, look, even your body is welcoming me.”
“Now, the door is closed, and the Sisters are busy with a meeting, so no one will come to disturb us.”
“For Earth, for peace, and for yourself...”
“Lie down obediently.”
She gave a gentle push.
Jiang Chen, like a ragdoll with no strength to resist, fell directly onto the sofa.
Gu Liuli pressed herself on top of him, her skirt spreading out like flowing clouds, enveloping them both.
“Wait! This is not scientific!”
Jiang Chen was still making a final struggle, “This is too sudden! We haven’t even developed any feelings yet! And... and the sofa is too hard!”
“Feelings?”
Gu Liuli’s finger traced across his Adam’s apple, “Over time... feelings will naturally develop.”
“As for the sofa being hard?”
She snapped her fingers.
Those invisible mental tentacles that had been hidden by her instantly laid a thick, soft cushion on the sofa. Several tentacles even wrapped around Jiang Chen’s wrists, fixing him in the most comfortable position.
“Is it soft now?”
Jiang Chen looked at the peerless face getting closer and closer above him, feeling the evil fire in his body that threatened to burn right through him, while listening to the system’s insane countdown in his mind:
[Time until forced estrus: 3... 2...]
He closed his eyes in despair.
How the hell is this soft rice?
This is being forced against my will!
“Lei Keming! Damn you! Is this the sacrifice you wanted?!”
“I’ve really sacrificed a lot this time!”
Just at the moment when their lips were about to touch.
“Boom—!!!”
The bedroom door, that door with three layers of seals, suddenly exploded.
It wasn’t pushed open, but blasted to pieces by an extremely terrifying energy wave.
Three figures, like three angry demon gods, enveloped in monstrous killing intent, appeared in the dust.
Change held a collapsing black hole in her hand.
Behind Ji Linglong, the taichu divine sword transformed into a sword formation of ten thousand swords returning to the origin.
Ling’s chest split open, revealing a “planet-destroying cannon” that was charging up.
They stared fixedly at the ambiguous position on the sofa, roaring in unison:
“Gu Liuli!!!”
“How dare you steal a bite?!!!”
Gu Liuli paused, turned her head, but showed no panic at all.
She licked her lips, her eyes provocative:
“Steal a bite?”
“I’m snatching it openly.”
“If you have the ability... why don’t you bite me?”
Jiang Chen lay underneath, watching this scene, two lines of clear tears streaming down the corners of his eyes.
It’s over.
This time, it really is going to be Ragnarok.
System, you pitfall, can you help me put my pants on first?!
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