134: Chapter 135 Xue Youyou suffers a crushing defeat! Jiang Chen saves the day with his connections, and the muscular rabbit exclaims: "So it's the son-in-law!"

On the battlefield, Xue Youyou didn't care about quantum or whatever.

Seeing that her missiles were ineffective, she immediately drew the melee weapon from her back—a forty-meter-long [Blood Shadow Chainsword].

"Time to physically send you to the afterlife!"

The massive chainsword swept out with a piercing roar. This strike was heavy and powerful, cutting a deep trench into the hard rock of the lunar surface with its sword energy.

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This time, the Muscle Rabbit did not dodge.

It raised the carrot in its hand, which was shimmering with an eerie light.

"Clang—!!!"

A sound of metal clashing, loud enough to shatter eardrums, traveled through the ground, even triggering a small-scale moonquake.

Xue Youyou discovered with horror that her chainsword, which could cut through iron like mud, had been blocked by that carrot!

The surface of the carrot was covered in a high-frequency oscillating energy field, vibrating hundreds of millions of times per second, which completely neutralized the cutting force of the chainsword.

"Little girl, you've got quite a bit of strength."

The Muscle Rabbit chuckled, revealing a row of neat, white teeth. "Too bad your technique is terrible. Let me show you what the 'Guanghan Style' martial arts is all about!"

Before it finished speaking, the rabbit flicked its wrist. The carrot, as if alive, instantly elongated and softened, wrapping around the chainsword like a whip and lashing out viciously at the outer cockpit armor of the pink reaper.

"Snap!" A crisp sound rang out.

The fifty-meter-tall mech was sent staggering backward by the lash. The armor plate on its chest caved in significantly, erupting in a burst of electrical sparks.

"Damn it! Power output is damaged!"

Xue Youyou gritted her teeth. This rabbit's strength was ridiculously high, completely defying biological common sense!

"It's not over yet!"

The Muscle Rabbit didn't let up. It kicked off the ground, soaring into the sky like a cannonball. It performed a perfect 720-degree spin in the air, raised the carrot high, and brought it crashing down with the force of ten thousand tons.

"This move is called—A Blow to the Head!"

Xue Youyou had no time to dodge and could only force her energy shield to activate to take the hit.

"Boom!" Another loud crash.

Half of the pink reaper was smashed into the ground. The shield flickered twice before overloading and shutting down.

"Warning! Warning! Mecha damage rate exceeds 30%! Immediate evacuation advised!"

The system prompt blared incessantly.

Xue Youyou was stunned. Since she started, other than being screwed over by that perverted system of Jiang Chen, when had she ever suffered such a loss? To be rubbed into the ground by a rabbit?

"Argh! I'm so mad! Blood Demon Disintegration Art!"

Xue Youyou completely lost it, preparing to burn her vital essence to fight this rabbit to the death.

Just then, on the Earth side, Jiang Chen finally rushed into the command hall while holding his unfinished instant noodles.

"What's going on? Why is Youyou fighting someone?"

He saw the plaque on the screen with his name hanging at the main entrance at a glance.

"Pfft—" Jiang Chen spat it out too. This time, it was noodle soup, which sprayed directly onto Elder Huoyun's bald head in front of him.

"Guanghan Villa? Except for Jiang Chen?"

Jiang Chen widened his eyes, pointing at the screen. "Who did this? This is an infringement on my portrait and name rights! When did I buy a house on the far side of the moon? Can I even afford the housing prices here?"

"Director Jiang, now is not the time to discuss housing prices!" Lei Keming said, sweating profusely. "That rabbit is too fierce, Youyou can't hold on much longer! And Miss Ling says that rabbit is some kind of quantum ghost; it can't be killed at all!"

Jiang Chen looked closely at the Muscle Rabbit wearing sunglasses, and a hidden hint the system had once given flashed through his mind.

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"What the..." Jiang Chen's mouth twitched wildly. "Is this really a pet? With this physique, it could win a gold belt in boxing!"

On the screen, the Muscle Rabbit seemed to be getting addicted to fighting and was preparing to deliver a finishing move to Youyou.

It threw away the carrot in its hand, clenched its fists, and struck a pose like a bodybuilder showing off his biceps. Its muscles instantly doubled in size, and the fabric of its spacesuit emitted a tearing sound from being unable to bear the strain.

"Ultimate Technique: Lunar Smash Punch!"

A terrifying energy fluctuation gathered on its fist, and the surrounding space began to show visible cracks.

If this punch landed, let alone the mecha, the crust in this area would probably be shattered!

"Stop! That's a friendly!" Jiang Chen grabbed the communicator and shouted into the microphone, "That's your future... uh, sister-in-law? Anyway, don't hit her!"

The voice instantly traveled to the lunar battlefield via quantum communication.

The Muscle Rabbit's fist, which was about to strike, stopped abruptly in mid-air.

It tilted its head, and its ears twitched twice, as if it had heard something unbelievable.

"This voice..." It reached up and took off its sunglasses, revealing a pair of small eyes full of wisdom (actually gossip), staring at the pink reaper's loudspeaker.

"Are you... the one who lives off women?"

The whole scene went silent. Even Youyou forgot to counterattack and stared foolishly at the rabbit.

Jiang Chen felt like he had taken an arrow to the knee.

"Ahem, I'm Jiang Chen." Jiang Chen suppressed his shame. "Can you do me a favor and stop fighting?"

The Muscle Rabbit looked the mecha up and down, then glanced in a certain direction in the void. The fierce expression on its face instantly vanished.

It was replaced by an extremely fawning, even slightly lecherous, grin.

It rubbed its huge paws together, and its attitude did a 180-degree turn: "Oh my! So it's the son-in-law! A misunderstanding! It's all a misunderstanding!"

While speaking, it actually reached out to help brush the dust off the pink reaper's armor (even though that piece of armor had already been smashed by it).

"Since you're the son-in-law's person, that's easy to handle. This lowly one was blind and didn't recognize a superior, and will apologize to this young lady right away."

As it spoke, it pulled a brand-new carrot out of its shorts (don't know how it shoved it in there) and offered it with both hands: "This is a specialty of the Moon Palace, good for beauty and skin, please accept this small token."

Youyou looked at the carrot, which was thicker than her own thigh, and fell into deep thought.

Jiang Chen breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, this rabbit was a snob... no, a person of great discernment.

"Um... since the misunderstanding is cleared up, may I ask, your master..." Jiang Chen asked tentatively.

Since his name was written there, the person in charge must have a relationship with him. He knew the system's nature all too well; it never did anything decent, but the wives it gave were truly top-tier, one after another.

Hearing the word "master," the Muscle Rabbit's expression suddenly became solemn.

It turned around and bowed deeply toward the Guanghan Villa.

"Son-in-law, you have come at the perfect time."

"Master... she has awakened. And..."

The rabbit paused, its tone becoming a bit strange. "Her morning crankiness might be a bit severe. You'd better prepare yourself mentally."

As soon as it finished speaking, "Crackle—" a crisp shattering sound echoed across the entire far side of the moon.

The palace gate, which had originally been tightly closed, was not pushed open, but exploded directly.

A wave of pink energy surged out like a tsunami, instantly submerging a hundred miles in radius.

There was no lethality to it. However...

In the Earth command hall, everyone could feel an inexplicable palpitation.

That feeling was just like when you forget your wedding anniversary, come home, open the door, and see your wife sitting on the sofa, sharpening a knife with a half-smile.

A trembling that came from the depths of the soul.

Immediately after, a lazy, husky, magnetic female voice, still carrying a hint of lingering sleepiness, completely ignored the vacuum environment and the communication equipment, and rang directly in everyone's minds.

"Three hundred million years..."

"Has the partner that old liar, the system, said it would assign to me finally come online?"

"If he looks ugly, I'll blow up this damn planet and watch it as fireworks."

The instant noodle cup in Jiang Chen's hand fell to the ground with a "clatter."

It's over.

This tone, why does it sound even harder to deal with than Ji Linglong?

And blow up the planet? Is she talking about Earth?

This is the legendary Change?!