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192: Chapter 193 Six-Dimensional Soft Rice is So Delicious! The Doctor's Black Card as Deposit, Jiang Chen Counterattacks the Five-Dimensional Big Eyeball

Jiang Chen subconsciously wanted to retreat, but found he couldn't move. The surrounding space was locked, but he didn't feel fear; instead, he had a feeling of... being placed on an operating table by a doctor for an examination.

"Are you Jiang Chen?"

The woman's voice was very pleasant, carrying a magnetic huskiness, like a late-night radio host, but her tone was an unquestionable declarative sentence.

"Codename: soft rice king."

"Traits: Carbon-based life form peak appearance, causality-level peach blossom luck, and... that mouth that can talk dead people back to life."

Jiang Chen swallowed, forcibly squeezing out a smile: "That... sister, you flatter me. Actually, I... mainly rely on talent."

"Talent?"

The woman's lips curled into a very faint smile, "Eating soft rice to this level is indeed a talent."

She reached out, her slender fingers gently lifting Jiang Chen's chin.

This movement was extremely aggressive.

The five Wives beside him instantly bristled.

"Let him go!"

Change rushed up first, "This is Guanghan Palace! Even if you are from Six Dimensions, you cannot tease my man in front of me!"

"Tease?"

The woman turned her head and glanced at Change indifferently.

"No."

"I am... inspecting goods."

"Inspecting goods?!" The women were furious.

"Don't misunderstand."

The woman let go, and took out a... black card from the pocket of her white lab coat.

That was not a bank card.

It was a flowing black card that seemed to contain the entire universe's starry sky. There was only one symbol on the card face: [∞] (infinity).

"Let me introduce myself."

The woman pushed up her glasses, "I am the Chief Architect of the [Hall of Truth]. My name is too long for you to remember, you can call me—'Truth', or... 'Doctor'."

"I came here this time, besides seeing my useless son, mainly to... discuss a business deal with you."

"Business?" Jiang Chen looked at the black card, instinctively feeling the scent of "soft rice".

"That's right."

The Doctor pointed to the sky (although it was the ceiling now).

"That Five Dimensions Inspector who came to trouble you before, that big eyeball."

"Actually... is a pet dog of mine."

"What?!" The whole audience was shocked.

That terrifying existence that almost turned the Earth into a two-dimensional foil, was actually just a dog?!

"Yes."

The Doctor sighed, looking a bit troubled, "It was an AI program I designed to manage low-dimensional order. Commonly known as 'antivirus software'."

"But recently, its underlying logic has a bug."

"It started to have self-awareness, became extreme, irritable, and even wanted to rebel against its master. It thinks, since it can manage low dimensions, why can't it manage high dimensions? Why can't it... become a god?"

"It's crazy."

The Doctor spread her hands, "It not only wants to destroy Earth, it also wants to attack the Hall of Truth, and wants to usurp the throne."

"Then why don't you just delete it?" Ling couldn't help but ask.

"Can't delete it."

The Doctor looked helpless, "Because I designed it too perfectly. Its firewall is impenetrable even by me. Besides... you know, scientific researchers are lazy, and I'm not good at fighting."

"So..."

The Doctor looked at Jiang Chen again, with a hint of expectation in her eyes.

"I need a fighter."

"Someone who doesn't play by the rules, has infinite possibilities, and can even use the bizarre logic of 'soft rice' to pierce through absolute rationality... a variable."

"That is you."

Jiang Chen pointed to his own nose: "Me? Big sister, are you mistaken? That is a Five Dimensions being! I'm just a guy who eats soft rice, you want me to slaughter a god?"

"Not asking you to work for free."

The Doctor shook the black card in her hand.

"This is a supplementary card for the [Hall of Truth]."

"With it, you can call upon all resources below Six Dimensions."

"You can modify physical constants at will (e.g., make water flow uphill)."

"You can extract energy infinitely (use stars as batteries)."

"You can even... access the private files of all goddesses in the universe (including measurements)."

Speaking of this, the Doctor paused, leaned into Jiang Chen's ear, and said in a voice full of temptation:

"As long as you help me kill that mad dog, or... tame it."

"This card is yours."

"Even..."

The Doctor's gaze swept over Jiang Chen's abs, "If you perform well, I don't mind... letting you taste what 'soft rice' from Six Dimensions tastes like."

"That is... the taste of truth, oh."

Boom!!!

In Jiang Chen's brain, it was like a firework exploded.

Soft rice from Six Dimensions!

Infinite resources!

Modify physical constants!

This isn't a business deal; this is a pie falling from the sky! And it's pure gold!

But...

Jiang Chen looked at his five Wives behind him who looked ready to kill.

Change had a black hole in her hand.

Xihe's hair was already on fire.

Ji Linglong's sword qi had cut the floor.

Gu Liuli's smiling face was distorted.

Ling's weapon system had locked onto the Doctor's head.

"Um..."

Jiang Chen swallowed, feeling like he was dancing on a volcano.

"Auntie... ah no, sister."

Jiang Chen took a deep breath, and put on his signature unabashed smile.

He reached out, not to take the card, but... to hold the Doctor's hand back.

"Is this soft rice... ripe?"

The Doctor was stunned, then smiled.

That was genuine, heartfelt appreciation.

"Ripe."

"Riper than ripe."

"As long as you dare to eat, I dare to give."

"Good!"

Jiang Chen yelled, snatched the black card, "I'll take this job!"

"Isn't it just a mad dog? I even dare to tame the Xihe... ah no, wait, I dare to tame the Xihe, am I afraid of a dog?"

"Wives!"

Jiang Chen turned around, holding the black card high, as if holding a precious sword.

"Pack up! Get ready to work!"

"This time... we counterattack Five Dimensions!"

"Let that big eyeball know what happens when you mess with the soft rice king!"

The five women looked at the spirited Jiang Chen, and their anger miraculously dissipated.

They looked at each other and sighed helplessly.

"This wretch..." Change shook her head.

"Whatever, who told me to choose him." Xihe pouted.

"As long as there's a fight, I'll accompany you." Ji Linglong sheathed her sword.

"Logic judgment: Following husband, win rate 99.9%." Ling gave the data.

"Oh my, can go play on a new map again." Gu Liuli smiled the happiest.

Only the baby floating in mid-air (System), watching this scene, silently rolled its eyes.

"Mom, you're pitting me..."

"If this kid really goes to Six Dimensions, then this universe... won't he eat all the soft rice to extinction?"

The Doctor touched her "son's" head and smiled without speaking.

She looked at Jiang Chen's arrogant back, her eyes profound.

"Perhaps..."

"Only soft rice can save this boring universe."

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