167: Chapter 168: Catching Adultery Turns into an Accident? Jiang Chen Transforms into a Human Medicine Giant, Across the Entire Solar System

The air in Guanghan Palace seemed to have frozen.

The silence, like that just after a "nuclear explosion," was often more unsettling than the explosion itself.

The bedroom door—that door claimed to be unopenable even by high-dimensional gods, covered in primordial talismans and quantum locks—had now been reduced to a pile of debris.

The dust settled, revealing three figures at the doorway, resembling reincarnated Asuras.

The black hole in Change's hand was still crackling, as if ready to swallow some ignorant green tea bitch at any moment; the Primordial Myriad Sword Formation behind Ji Linglong had already locked onto every coordinate on the sofa; the Star-Destroying Cannon on Zero's chest was glowing red-hot, and as soon as her logic core determined "fire," this place would become a basin in the next second.

As the male lead of this "caught-in-the-act" scene, Jiang Chen was lying on the sofa with a dazed expression.

His posture was very awkward.

He was definitely disheveled, and the belt buckle (that piece of heart of absolute calm) was dangling to one side, having been forcibly hacked by the system.

The most critical part was that Gu Liuli was currently riding on top of him, and the distance between them was close enough to count each other's eyelashes.

"Explain."

Change's voice was very soft, yet it sounded like it drifted out from the Nine Nether Hells, "I'll give you three seconds. If you can't explain it clearly, this Palace will let the moon Change its decoration style again."

"Um... Wives, listen to my sophistry... ah no, wait, listen to my explanation!"

Jiang Chen was scared out of his wits. He just wanted to push Gu Liuli off him, but he found that this woman's strength was shockingly great, pressing down on him as firmly as a thousand-pound weight.

Before he could exert any force, Gu Liuli moved first.

Not only did she not jump up in a panic, but she also helped Jiang Chen pull up his open collar in a slow, deliberate, and even somewhat sacred manner.

Although, because the movement was too fast, the buttons were misaligned, choking Jiang Chen until he rolled his eyes.

After finishing all this, she turned around to face the three murderous main Wives at the door, wearing her signature, harmless, sweet smile.

"Sisters, you've come just in time."

Gu Liuli wiped the non-existent sweat from her forehead, looking exhausted as if to say "I did my best," "Husband's system suddenly had a malicious malfunction just now and is undergoing an extremely dangerous 'hot update.' If we don't perform physical cooling in time, his CPU... I mean his soul, might just burn out."

"Hot update?"

Ji Linglong stared at her suspiciously, "Does a hot update require taking off clothes? Does it require riding on top of him? Do you take me for a three-year-old child?!"

"Sister, you don't know."

Gu Liuli spouted nonsense with a straight face, "Star Alliance technology emphasizes 'biological magnetic field resonance.' Husband's internal energy is running wild, and only by using my body as a conductor can I conduct the excess heat out. This is a... very noble medical procedure."

"Bah!"

Change laughed in anger, "Noble? Where was your hand touching just now? Does conducting heat require touching the kidneys?"

Seeing that they were about to fight again, Jiang Chen was just about to speak when suddenly, the damnable system in his mind exploded again.

[Warning! Warning!]

[Detected that the "StarCraft · Soft Rice Module" installation process was unexpectedly interrupted!]

[Current progress: 99%!]

[Due to the critical plugin (Gu Liuli) being forcibly separated, the system has frozen! Data packets have encountered a logic conflict!]

[Error Code: 404 Not Found (Missing Wife)]

[Emergency plan initiated: System is attempting a forced restart... Failed! Attempting hardware self-check... Failed!]

[Host is about to enter "Vibration Mode" to release redundant data streams!]

"What? Vibration Mode?"

Jiang Chen hadn't yet realized what these four words meant.

The next second.

"Buzz——!!!"

An extremely high-frequency vibration erupted from his body without warning.

It wasn't the level of a mobile phone vibration, but rather like a high-power industrial vibrator had been stuffed into his body. Jiang Chen's entire person instantly turned into a blur.

"Fu... Fuck... I... I can't... stop... stop... it..."

Jiang Chen's voice had turned into electronic sound, and every word was shattered into a tremolo.

It wasn't just vibration.

As the vibration frequency increased, a strange pink light sprayed out from his pores. The light carried an extremely rich, sweet, and cloying scent that was enough to make any female creature's hormones go haywire.

"What is this smell?"

Ji Linglong's expression changed, and she subconsciously covered her nose, but the scent ignored physical barriers and drilled directly into her soul.

In that instant, she felt her Dao heart, which had been cultivated for ten thousand years and had long been as still as an ancient well, actually begin to beat violently. Looking at Jiang Chen, who was still vibrating frantically on the sofa, she actually developed an urge... to rush over and eat him?

"Something's wrong! This smell is poisonous!"

Change also felt the abnormality. As a high-dimensional being, her resistance was the strongest, but even she was flushed red and breathing heavily, intoxicated by that pink aura.

"Zero! Analyze the components!" Change shouted, trying to use her divine power to suppress the restlessness within her.

Zero's electronic eyes flashed red wildly, and the processor issued an alarm:

"Alert! Detected ultra-high concentration of 'Full-Band Biological Mating Pheromones'!"

"This is not poison gas! This is a cosmic-level 'Succubus Signal'!"

"Husband's current state is like a lit... human aphrodisiac! Every one of his cells is sending a message to all female creatures within a ten-light-year radius: 'Come and play, let's get wild!'"

"If not controlled, this signal will trigger a massive rampage of all creatures in the Solar System!"

"What?!"

The three women's faces changed drastically.

Human aphrodisiac?

Solar System-wide broadcast?

This is too ridiculous!

"Quick! Seal him!"

Change made a prompt decision, forming hand seals, and a spatial restriction capable of sealing a black hole covered Jiang Chen.

"Primordial Sword Prison!"

Ji Linglong didn't dare to delay, the Myriad Swords returned to their origin, turning into a golden sword sphere, trying to trap Jiang Chen.

"Anti-gravity field, full power!"

Zero activated the highest level of physical isolation.

Three top-tier seals landed on Jiang Chen simultaneously.

However.

A scene that left everyone dumbfounded occurred.

"Sizzle, sizzle, sizzle——"

The moment those three seals touched Jiang Chen's body (that is, when they touched that layer of pink system light), they actually exploded instantly, like water droplets hitting a hot oil pan!

"Boom!"

A terrifying repulsive force erupted.

Change was sent flying three meters back, Ji Linglong's sword was shaken to the ground, and Zero's field generator directly overloaded and burned out.

"How is that possible?!"

Change exclaimed, "My high-dimensional laws were actually bounced away?!"

The system's infuriating notification sound rang out again in Jiang Chen's mind (and in everyone's minds, because the vibration was so strong it leaked sound):

[Notification: Due to the update being stuck at 99%, the system is in a "semi-invincible" crash protection state!]

[Except for the uniquely matching "patch" (Gu Liuli), any contact from external forces will be judged as "virus intrusion" and forcibly expelled!]

[Please Host, retrieve the lost "patch" as soon as possible to complete the final 1% installation! Otherwise, the Host will remain in a permanent vibration state until the kidneys are shattered!]