144: Chapter 145 Concept Rain Blesses the Globe! Sealing the Moon Requires Creating Babies?

Boom!

Although the vacuum does not transmit sound, everyone heard a crisp cracking sound deep within their souls.

That dimensional predator, which even anti-matter cannons couldn't blast through and could devour Primordial Sword Qi, was crushed just like that by that jade hand.

There were no flashy skills.

It was pure overwhelming force, pure dimensional crushing.

It was like a person squashing a mosquito; no logic was needed, and no technique was required.

The black body disintegrated instantly, turning into spots of light filling the sky.

Those light spots did not dissipate; instead, under Change's will, they scattered down onto Earth.

This was an unprecedented "Concept Rain."

The satellite signals that had been devoured were restored, and the broken networks reconnected.

The consoles that had vanished reappeared, and even the tea on them was still hot.

Even the blood that Ji Linglong had just coughed up flowed back; her pale face instantly turned rosy, and she even felt signs of a breakthrough in her cultivation.

"This is..." Elder Qingxu reached out to catch a bit of the light rain, trembling with shock, "Is this the purest origin energy? After that monster was crushed, it actually turned into nourishment to feed back into Earth?!"

"Oh my god! My chronic leg pain is gone!"

"The dead cactus in my house has bloomed!"

"My graphics card's performance has doubled! And due to the concept reshaping, its cooling has become 'Absolute Zero'!"

Bursts of ecstatic cheers erupted across Earth.

This wasn't an invasion; this was practically a delivery service!

Is this what they call a "God's Treat"?

The crisis was resolved.

The giant hand in the sky slowly dissipated.

Change withdrew her right hand and turned around.

At this moment, where was the dominance she had shown earlier when crushing stars?

She pouted, her brows slightly furrowed, and she held up the right hand that had just crushed the monster in front of Jiang Chen.

Her eyes were aggrieved, like a little girl who hadn't gotten a piece of candy, and there were even glistening tears in her eyes.

"Husband, my hand is dirty."

"It's dirty stuff, sticky and full of resentment from other civilizations. It's so disgusting."

"I need you to blow on it and kiss it, otherwise it won't wash off. I only got it dirty to protect you."

Looking at this peerless beauty who was tearing apart dimensional monsters one second and acting spoiled for comfort the next, Jiang Chen's heart hammered so hard it felt like it was about to jump out of his throat.

Who could handle this gap moe?

This was even more lethal than the monster from before!

He hurriedly took out the towel he used to wipe his sweat (although it was a bit dirty, he had nothing else) and carefully cradled Change's hand, as if holding a rare treasure.

Her hand was warm and smooth as jade; there was absolutely no dirt on it, but he still did it with utmost seriousness, wiping it while blowing on her fingers.

"Hoo— hoo—"

"Wife, you've worked hard. Wife, you've suffered."

"I'll buy you the best hand cream later, a ton of it! No, I'll buy all the hand cream factories in the world for you!"

Change narrowed her eyes in satisfaction and leaned into Jiang Chen's arms, like a lazy cat, enjoying this moment of tenderness.

"Forget the hand cream; that stuff isn't as nutritious as my saliva."

She leaned close to Jiang Chen's ear and whispered a sentence that only the two of them could hear.

This sentence made Jiang Chen's heart, which had just settled, instantly jump back into his throat.

"Husband, when I took action just now, I felt it."

"The seal in the Moon's core loosened slightly because of the energy fluctuation just now. That monster was just a fly attracted by the leaking aura."

"That monster was just a scout. The real big guy is sealed inside the Moon. If it gets out, it won't be as simple as just crushing it."

Jiang Chen stiffened, and his hand-wiping motion stopped: "A... a big guy? Bigger than that one?"

"Mm."

Change's finger traced circles on his chest, her fingertips carrying a bit of electricity that made Jiang Chen feel numb all over, "Also, that seal is a bloodline seal. I am the gatekeeper, but the key... must be new. The old key has rusted."

"What do you mean?"

Jiang Chen had an ominous feeling, sensing that he was about to fall into a huge trap.

Change looked up, her peach-blossom eyes flashing with a light that could be called "the dagger is revealed," and the corners of her mouth curved into a cunning arc.

"It means..."

"Although my energy is strong, it belongs to the laws of the old era; it can only suppress, not repair. To reinforce the seal, we must fuse it with a 'variable' from the new era."

"And you are that variable. Your genes possess the perfect characteristics to be compatible with all worlds."

"So..."

Change licked her lips, revealing a small canine tooth, "We need to hurry and make a baby."

"We'll use the child's umbilical cord blood to create a new seal key. This is currently the only scientific solution."

"This is a mission to save the world, Comrade Jiang Chen. For the sake of all humanity, you cannot complain about being tired."

Jiang Chen: "..."

He suddenly felt a phantom pain in his kidneys, and looking at Change's gaze, which seemed to be looking at "top-grade medicinal herbs," he knew he couldn't escape this time.

Just then, Lei Keming rushed over with a group of experts, their faces filled with the ecstasy of surviving a disaster, completely failing to notice Jiang Chen's tragic expression at that moment.

"Director Jiang! A miracle! We recorded that scene just now! This is the best recruitment ad!"

"We've decided to make the footage of... er, your wife crushing the monster, the global screensaver! This is more effective than any nuclear deterrent!"

"Director Jiang, that shout of yours, 'Wife, save me,' really showed the spirit of us Earthlings! It reached a new height of eating soft rice hard! It was a textbook-level tactical call!"

Jiang Chen looked at this group of excited teammates, then looked at Change in his arms who was calculating how to "drain him dry," and revealed a smile that looked worse than crying.

He picked up the battered megaphone and, addressing everyone, as well as the whole universe, delivered his final concluding remarks:

"Listen up, everyone!"

"From today on, Earth is not under Newton's jurisdiction, nor is it under Einstein's."

"This territory belongs to my wife!"

"Anyone who dares to come and cause trouble again, ask my wife if she agrees first! Then ask me..."

Jiang Chen paused, glanced at Change's expectant eyes, and gritted his teeth as he added:

"Then ask my unborn child if they agree!"

The whole place erupted in cheers, the sound shaking the heavens.

Only Jiang Chen knew that this road of eating soft rice had only just begun.

And this was probably a point of no return leading to "many children, many blessings."