134: Chapter 134 Zhang Chulan's Special Training Camp

"Mia the Cleric said this hammer can help you improve your pain tolerance. You have to practice, Brother Chu Lan!" Xiao Tang was a few months younger than Zhang Chulan, but he was every bit as ruthless and black-hearted.

Zhang Chulan drank a bottle of [Lesser Healing Potion EX]—a special supply from Mia that he was only allowed to drink one of per day (the healing potion kept getting upgraded as she made it)—restoring all his Qi and blood. He pulled himself together and, with a helpless look on his face, engaged in a brawl with Xiao Tang.

Not long after, Zhang Chulan was swept in the backside by [grief]. "Awoo!" he let out a yell, clutched his butt, and started jumping on the spot. He hopped for about five minutes before collapsing face-first onto the ground, covered in cold sweat, his clothes completely soaked.

"Sorry, Brother Chu Lan, if you want to hate someone, hate Mia the Cleric! Though I doubt you could hate her; it'd be good if you weren't secretly in love with her. Hehe!" Xiao Tang crouched in front of Zhang Chulan, spouting meaningless, snide remarks, and fed Zhang Chulan a [Small Heaven-Returning Pill]. He had refined it himself; it could alleviate pain and heal injuries.

Zhang Chulan secretly gave him a hand gesture. The two of them were very much in sync.

"Ryan, do you want to step in and try? You haven't sparred with Chu Lan for a few days." Mia, wearing a casual denim skirt and a white T-shirt, handed Ryan a cashew.

"Let's let Tuaner go instead. She's been quite hot-tempered lately. Yeah, I won't steal this task from her." Ryan took the snack from Mia, tossed it into his mouth, and after finishing it, chugged some ice-cold beer.

"Fine, I'll do it." Tuaner was wearing a red and white training outfit today, clearly prepared to beat up Zhang Chulan for daring to have designs on Mia. She realized that under her long-term cultivation (brutal beatings), Ryan had become increasingly thoughtful.

Tuaner stood up from the small stool. Today, she had let Mia help her tie up her hair, and she had even tied a rare red ribbon in it. The cool red and white training outfit, combined with the black wrist and ankle guards, made her look like a character who had walked straight out of an anime.

That's right, Tuaner was wearing the cosplay outfit of a well-known female anime character today, specifically prepared to challenge Zhang Chulan's "Qi doesn't go astray" skill. The only drawback was that if Mia wore it, she would absolutely be a perfect recreation, whereas on herself, it seemed to be lacking just a little bit.

The more she thought about it, the angrier she got. Tuaner immediately used [Xu Step] followed by [Instant Strike] and began the devastation of Zhang Chulan...

"Ouch, ah! Sister Mia, help! [Mai Shiranui], er, no, wait, Sister Tuaner is beating me to death!" Even with [Golden Light Spell] fully activated, Zhang Chulan was still being beaten until he was dizzy and disoriented.

"Your figure isn't as good as Sister Mia's, why are you cosplaying [Mai Shiranui]?" Zhang Chulan's muttering was completely picked up by Tuaner's small ears. (Vampire bats have good hearing.)

Tuaner's excessively sexy and beautiful appearance caused the shougongsha to constantly torment the already aroused Little Chu Lan.

For others, "lewd" is just an adjective; for Zhang Chulan, he couldn't even think about it! "Lewd" was synonymous with pain.

With a slight distraction, another wave of Tuaner's [My Style - Street Fighting] landed on him. He was knocked flying, sliding several meters across the grass.

In short, usually it just hurts to get hit, but now everything hurts.

"Didn't you say you wanted to try with me? Where did your courage go? Used up in two days? A man can never say he can't! Get up, Little Chu Lan!!" Tuaner's words were enough to make a normal person die on the spot, and Zhang Chulan was quite furious. However, the shougongsha honestly delivered a sharp pain.

"What are you doing? How am I supposed to fight you when you're dressed like that?" Zhang Chulan stole a glance at Mia and realized her pure look in casual clothes was also quite deadly. While distracted, he was kicked in the chin by Tuaner's silk-stocking-clad whip kick, which carried her body scent, and he nearly passed out.

"How about letting Sister Mia come over and see if you can mend your ways?" Tuaner gently patted Zhang Chulan's shoulder. "You can't always expect the enemies on the other side to be burly men, right? What if you face [Bone Scraping Knife] Xia He again? Last time, you couldn't even distinguish between friend and foe. Sigh, tsk, tsk, it's unthinkable..."

"Still bringing up Xia He? You're already more alluring than her, and Sister Mia leaves her in the dust by three streets. Sister Mia's allure has already reached the realm of returning to simplicity. If you two went back to the Cleric headquarters now and said you were the Saintess and the Saintess's attendant, no one would disbelieve you!!" Zhang Chulan retorted loudly. "Right now, I probably wouldn't see much difference between seeing Xia He and seeing Ryan."

[Xu Step] + [Tumulary Flow] + [Instant Strike]. Over a dozen footprints appeared on Zhang Chulan's body, and he collapsed to the ground, unable to get up...

"Still dare to talk back?" Tuaner returned to the "tea area" with satisfaction.

"Why don't we stop here for today? Look at how the kid's been worked over." Liang Wuer smoothed things over. He had also provided some minor guidance to Zhang Chulan over these past few days. Indeed, the young man was progressing rapidly.

"It's still a bit early. How about it, Sister Baoer, shall we move around a bit?" Mia seemed eager to move, looking so adorable that one just wanted to pull her in and dote on her.

"No!" Sister Baoer shook her head firmly. "Your injury hasn't healed yet! You still need to rest for a few days!"

"Sigh," Mia let out a sigh, her little face falling...

"Sister Mia! Sister Mia!" The sound of a young girl's shouting came from afar. Luo Xiaoya came running all the way to their temporary training ground.

"Outsiders with a physiological age under 30 can compete?" Mia looked at the latest news on Xiaoya's phone, then looked up at Liang Wuer with some confusion. "Brother Wu, your skill in determining age by bone-reading hasn't regressed, right?"

"Absolutely not. Go, Mia! Torture these brats to death! Hahaha! I really want to see the awkward expressions on Lv Ci and the others' faces!!" Liang Wuer laughed heartily.

"Let's go together! Brother Wu! This little girl still has to rely on you for protection." Mia began shaking Liang Wuer's arm, acting spoiled and pestering him. This tactic was always effective on Liang Wuer.

"Alright, Xiao Tang, go buy the tickets to Jiangxi. Let me count: one, two, three, four... six tickets. The company will probably buy Zhang Chulan's. After buying them, go to Xu Si for reimbursement. If he doesn't reimburse you, ask him if he's been wanting to eat croton beans lately."

After listening to Liang Wuer's instructions, Xiao Tang looked speechless. He turned to look at Mia, who was covering her mouth and laughing, and answered with a sense of resignation, "Yes! Master Wu, don't worry, I'll get it done."

"Sister Mia, you're competing too?" Zhang Chulan was pleasantly surprised. It was impossible for Mia to covet the position of Heavenly Master. He had gained another good helper to clear his obstacles. Even if she won the [Heavenly Decree], he would be happy for her.

Zhang Chulan felt that Mia's strength was a mystery; like Sister Baoer, she still hadn't shown her true capabilities. Even when facing Feng Zhenghao, she hadn't used her trump cards. (Mia: Sword in hand, follow me! Behind her, a thousand "Mias" rushed towards the opponent one after another.)

"Eh? By the way, Sister Baoer?" Zhang Chulan asked, feeling a bit confused.

"What's up?" Sister Baoer looked at Zhang Chulan with a blank expression.

"Don't you have any famous skills you can name? Like the [Golden Light Spell] or [Ruyi Strength] that Sister Mia knows. Although the color (pink) of her abilities isn't exactly normal."

"I actually do," Sister Baoer said to Zhang Chulan with a serious face. "Come, try it out..."