136: Chapter 136 The Succubus and the Exorcist's Polite Eye Contact
"No problem. Since you also know how to read bones, I'll call Ms. Mia over in a bit. Why don't you check if she's twenty-three?" The Celestial Master rarely let a mischievous smirk show on his face.
"Don't, you were quite accurate when you measured me just now." Wang Ye waved his hands repeatedly.
Unlike the usual crowds of "tourists" gathering towards the back mountain.
A young Taoist priest stood before a valley.
Wooden stakes were driven into both ends of the valley, with ropes as thick as a child's arm tied between them.
"Everyone, if you have no other means, please cross using these ropes."
Zhang Chulan immediately felt that the caliber of his opponents was quite high. Those capable of crossing this rope bridge likely possessed more than just one method of light-foot technique, right?
Just as he was wiping his sweat, two men and a woman approached. One man was dressed in a suit and leather shoes, while the other held a big green stick, wore a thick gold chain around his neck, and had a young girl in his arms.
"Whoa! Rare sight. Isn't this the two brothers, Deng Youfu and Deng Youcai?" Xu Si greeted them.
"Who's Deng Youfu? Please address me as Smith!"
"Oh, give me a break. You've had a few days of foreign schooling and now you've lost your way? I heard you even got some kind of [Exorcist] title while hanging out in foreign lands..."
Deng Youcai's complaining drifted into Tuaner's little ears. "Exorcist? Where? Hurry up and kill him!" Loran and Luo Xiaoya had to struggle quite a bit to hold her down.
"There's a demonic aura? That shouldn't be right. This is Longhu Mountain, isn't it?" Deng Youfu (Smith) looked around suspiciously.
Mia, dressed in a white sleeveless chiffon gown, came into his view. Like a flower blooming in spring, she radiated a fresh and charming allure. Her attire and appearance combined to sketch a heart-stirring picture.
Her long black hair rested casually behind her back. Her unadorned, pretty face paired with her natural eye makeup appeared both pure and alluring. Her heterochromatic eyes carried a full sense of exoticism, stirring uncontrollable desires deep within one's heart.
The halter-neck design revealed her delicate shoulders and neck, while the waist tie highlighted her slender waist and accentuated Mia's feminine Charm. Mia's slender, willow-like waist added a touch of casualness and liveliness.
The hem of her skirt was light and fluid, and the nude-colored stockings on her legs added a sweet and romantic atmosphere to those long, jade-like legs. The overall look was fresh, natural, and fashionable. It was incredibly seductive, yet appeared simple and elegant.
"WTF?" This was clearly a [Succubus], and quite possibly of the [Demon King] level. Deng Youfu was one hundred percent certain. If he hadn't been admiring Mia's beauty with wariness, he would have already been [Charm]ed by now.
Although he was a [Demon Hunter], he was currently out of service (on vacation), and it wasn't his jurisdiction anyway.
Deng Youfu didn't make a sound; he didn't engage.
"Tch, so it's just a Jerry." Tuaner's mouth was absolutely the most lethal weapon on her entire body, bar none.
Today, she wore a red dress. That splash of wine-red long-sleeved dress was like a glass of vintage wine, exuding a rich and charming aura.
The clever halter and off-shoulder design seemed to inadvertently reveal her delicate collarbones and fair skin. The dress hugged her body curves tightly, from her slender waist to her slightly upturned hips. Every turn sketched out an intoxicating silhouette, showcasing youthful vitality and feminine softness.
Black silk stockings were like a layer of mysterious veil, adding a touch of hazy beauty to her legs. Beneath the stockings, the faintly visible leg lines were long and well-proportioned. Paired with a pair of black high heels, they set off her posture, making it upright and elegant. Every step felt like it was walking on the hearts of those innocent young boys stealing glances at her.
Her appearance, though not as "rule-breaking" as Mia's, was still a precious gift bestowed by heaven. (Charisma 13 versus Charisma 43 is indeed a bit of a struggle.)
Her jet-black, lustrous long hair cascaded down like a waterfall, smooth and glossy. An exquisite hair clip was pinned in her hair, adding a hint of playfulness and liveliness to her overall look.
Between her brows and eyes lay infinite Charm. Her eyes were like a clear pool of water, reflecting the beauty and innocence of the world. The makeup at the corners of her eyes slanted slightly upward, as if carrying a faint smile, making one inadvertently become intoxicated within them.
Her high-bridged nose added dimension to her face. Her lips were just like dewy rose petals, painted with lipstick that echoed her red dress, full and vibrant in color.
Deng Youfu lowered his head even further. Did he stumble into a demon's nest? One was a "King" level [Succubus], the other was a "General" level [Vampire & Succubus]. Once they reached a safe area, the first thing he had to do was call Grandma (Guan Shihua) and ask, what on earth happened to the Central Plains? Why were demons running rampant? And if they were running rampant, fine, but why all the way to Longhu Mountain?
The Qi on the two brothers erupted; one could tell they were both from a shaman background, and they leaped directly across the rope bridge. "San'er, Si'er, we'll see you later."
Behind them came a burly man who tossed his young child directly to the other side of the rope bridge. The child smashed a crater into the ground but was still laughing. The father who threw the child took a running start, jumped, and was then kicked into the bottom of the valley by the child's mother...
Successive people with all sorts of bizarre ways to cross the bridge appeared, using all sorts of bizarre methods to cross.
"Everyone? How about it? Are you crossing?" The Taoist boy by the bridge began to urge them. Zhang Chulan, however, was complaining frantically in his heart, "Are all my opponents these kinds of monsters?" What he didn't know was that the real monsters were right beside him...
Sister Baoer began her tightrope walking tutorial, while Zhang Chulan performed the traditional rope-climbing river crossing act. Just then, a youth crossing the bridge with a flying eagle claw bumped into Sister Baoer. Feng Baobao's figure swayed, and at the very moment she was about to fall into the valley, she grabbed the rope with one hand.
Jia Zhengliang arrived stepping on thin air, hands in his pockets, looking completely unaware of what an opponent was.
"Judging by your uniforms, you're employees of Everywhere-Connect, right? I'm from the West, my name is Jia Zhengliang. I have a good-for-nothing older brother who was beaten into a slump by the sister of a kid from your company named Zhang Chulan... and it was even live-streamed to the whole internet... I heard..."
"It was me—" A sexy, husky, and sweet female voice sounded from behind Jia Zhengliang. A pair of huge wings, nearly two meters high and one meter wide, cast a shadow that blocked out the sky under the setting sun. Mia revealed the curved horns on her head. She flew to Sister Baoer's side and hugged her. A rare trace of a blush appeared on Feng Baobao's face.
Zhang Chulan, however, was nearly blown away by the air current from the flapping wings. He was grabbed by the back of his collar by Tuaner, who had flown over with her, and carried across the rope bridge.
"You are welcome to offer your guidance anytime." Mia bowed slightly, leaving the face-conscious Jia Zhengliang with absolutely no reason to lash out.
"Fine! I look forward to facing you at the tournament... No matter how trashy he is, he's still my big brother, and I have to avenge this!" After saying this, Jia Zhengliang flew away.
"The Sword Immortal is really handsome." Xiao Tang and Liang Wuer brought Luo Xiaoya and easily crossed the rope bridge using [Xu Step]. Xu San and Xu Si also had their own ways. Ryan just leaped lightly from the cliff edge and flew across the valley, his wolf claws digging into the rock on this side, and he climbed up in a few moves.
Mia and Tuaner retracted their wings, returning to their maiden forms...
"Let's go! Let's go witness the young powerhouses of this era!!" Mia, walking in front, turned her head back and threw a smile at everyone...
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