135: Chapter 135 Succubus Guardian's Participation Notice

She stepped into a horse stance and thrust her palm out, pushing Zhang Chulan several meters back.

Immediately following this, she leaped up, her feet stomping fiercely onto where Zhang Chulan was about to land. He scrambled and rolled away to dodge it.

The onlookers' faces began to darken with lines of speechlessness...

Then, many blue balls of Qi appeared out of thin air around Sister Baoer. As she waved her hand, they shot toward Zhang Chulan in front of her.

Seeing this, Xiao Tang was about to lose it. "Who is this? So mean, setting up this kind of move for a girl."

"Xu Si, of course. Who else could it be?" Tuaner replied casually.

"Uh, right," Sister Baoer used a flash step to approach Zhang Chulan, pinching her fingers into a cone shape to poke at Zhang Chulan's chest, the Qi energy piercing right through his body. "Poison Dragon Drill!!"

"Xu Si also gave my kitchen knife a name, called Okamoto 0.1." Sister Baoer showed off her moves, looking quite happy.

"This set of skills also has a collective name, called the Awei Eighteen Styles, full service with no discounts."

Liang Wuer couldn't hold back his anger anymore. "Xiao Tang, take care of Xu Si when you go to get the plane tickets reimbursed. This guy is just naturally asking for trouble. Just don't poison him to death."

"You got it!" Xiao Tang looked happy, though he was gritting his teeth.

"Hello, Brother San? Yeah, it's like this, Sister Baoer has a set of kung fu..."

After listening to Zhang Chulan's call, Xu San beat Xu Si up. "What the heck is the Awei Eighteen Styles, full service with no discounts? Can you stop teaching Baoer these messy, nonsensical things!"

While they were scuffling, Xu San's phone rang again. "Hmm? Three people died?"

Xu Si leaned in. "What died, three people?"

"Outsiders, three have been killed. One is a sorcerer, one is from the Shenxiao Sect, and another is a wild Outsider." Xu San's expression was somewhat grave.

"It seems like someone is hunting Outsiders. This looks a bit familiar." Xu Si said, puffing on a cigarette.

"Is it like Shen Chong has new clients again? Call Chu Lan and tell him and Sister Baoer to be careful." Xu San muttered to himself.

"What are you thinking about? Mia and that Liang Wuer from the Tang Clan are both there. It's perfectly safe." Xu Si patted Xu San's shoulder.

...Xiao Tang specifically asked to find Xu Si for reimbursement, using the excuse that Xu Si was the regional manager. Xu San seemed to see something and didn't stop him, and then... Xu Si had diarrhea for the whole day, and the next day at the exact same time, not a second off, he was fine.

"Hey, I'm telling you, you guys are too wicked." At the airport, Xu Si walked with a light, airy gait, his legs trembling as he greeted Xiao Tang.

"Can't help it, the Elder ordered it. I had to do it well. Didn't I make sure not to delay your important business?" Xiao Tang had learned to be a bit sharper with his words after hanging out with Tuaner and Ryan Nephalem these past few days.

"Fine, I'll remember this favor." Xu Si dropped a harsh threat and gestured for everyone to go check in.

Xu San passed by Xiao Tang and happily high-fived him. Xu Si, walking in front, stumbled in anger...

...Shanxi, Longhu Mountain, at the ticket office at the foot of the mountain.

"What are you doing? What are you doing? Buy tickets first. 260 per one person. An old man? You're that old? Free. Pay for ten people, 2,600 total." The lady at the ticket office scanned Xu Si's code fiercely. Two lines of tears streamed down Xu Si's face.

"Aren't we here to participate in the Luotian Grand Ceremony? Why do we still have to pay?" Zhang Chulan asked, confused.

"It's all the same. All the famous mountains and rivers in the country have to listen to the Tourism Bureau. It's even more so for our Wudang Mountain." A slightly disheveled young Taoist next to them was passing by Zhang Chulan, preparing to go up the mountain.

"Eh? Wang Ye, a living Wang Ye!" Tuaner saw Wang Ye and pulled Mia over, insisting on taking a photo with him.

Wang Ye, however, felt a substantial pressure like a mountain. "In this day and age, can [Devil] even come up to Longhu Mountain? What the hell? 'Hell is empty, and the devils are here on earth' really isn't just a saying."

He had just wanted to strike a fighting pose when Mia took his hand. He was shocked, and in a daze, he took a photo with the two stunning beauties, even striking several poses at Tuaner's request.

By the time he realized he had been tricked, he found that Zhang Chulan and his group were already walking ahead.

Just as he wanted to call out to warn Zhang Chulan, he noticed the Celestial Master taking photos with some leaders not far ahead. Only then did he feel at ease.

The Celestial Master cooperated with the camera in various ways, then turned his head to look at Zhang Chulan's group. Just as he was surprised, a clear, crisp baritone voice rang in his ear, "Wudang's Wang Ye pays respects to the Celestial Master!"

"Little Prince, how is your grandmaster?" The Celestial Master responded with a smile.

"He's doing well! You have some distinguished guests on Longhu Mountain today!" Wang Ye said, seemingly hinting at something.

"That's true," the Celestial Master followed Wang Ye's gaze and looked toward Mia and Chu Lan's group.

"Miss Mia, it's been a while." The Celestial Master greeted Mia with a chuckle.

"The 64th Generation Mountain Gate Guardian of Longhu Mountain pays respects to the Celestial Master." Mia also bowed her head to pay respects to the Celestial Master. For some reason, Wang Ye remembered a poem he read in school, "The gentleness of that bowed head..." This demon is something else, right? She even dares to bewitch the Celestial Master.

Eh? That's not right. What did she say she was? 64th Generation Guardian? Isn't the Celestial Master the 65th? The more he looked, the more familiar she seemed. Isn't this the owner of those charming feet from the [Perfected Master Nie Jiao] video?

Mia walked gracefully toward the age testing area at the back of Longhu Mountain. "Age twenty-three, eligible to sign up for the competition!"

The Celestial Master stumbled after hearing that. This [Devil] who brutally slaughtered the Bihe Mountain Shinobi, even wiping out their leaders, wants to participate in the Luotian Grand Ceremony??!!

"Thank you!" Mia politely said goodbye to the testing staff. She waved at the Celestial Master and Wang Ye with her back to them. "See you at the competition! Everyone!"

The Celestial Master was a bit petrified at first, but then he realized what was happening and clapped his hands in laughter. This is a great helper. If she doesn't subdue the devils, he might not be able to beat her in a fight, but at the very least, it would be a 50/50 start against old guys like Lv Ci and Wang Ai. This Guardian really wasn't for nothing...

Behind him, Wang Ye came up. "Celestial Master, if I'm not mistaken, isn't that a [Devil]?"

"Shh, that is the Mountain Gate Guardian accepted by our previous Celestial Master. She really is a [Devil] from the West, called a succubus, as all the old guys from back then know. There are many long-buried stories that you might not know about. Mia was even on the newspapers back then!"

"War of Resistance! Military rank! That was over seventy years ago." Wang Ye suddenly had the urge to cast a fortune for Mia, but considering he had just cast one for Zhang Chulan, and the image of himself bleeding from his seven orifices in the mirror was still fresh in his mind, he could only give up for the time being.

"If she participates in the Luotian Grand Ceremony, won't we juniors just be easily manipulated? Also, is there something wrong with your age testing method here?" Wang Ye was still not giving up.