150: Have you ever seen a succubus who helps a Taoist priest find his way? (Chapter 150)

Looking at the floor covered in [Water Dirt Thunder], Mia furrowed her brows. This stuff was like oil and mud, seeping into everything.

Just a touch of this Yin Thunder made one's legs turn to jelly. While it caused massive damage and severe negative status effects to others, to Mia, it was just a nuisance.

Zhang Lingyu's current appearance was quite sanity-draining. He looked like a humanoid Slime capable of spraying black muck, with large clumps of [Water Dirt Thunder] in his sleeves—he actually looked a bit cool.

Mia was in a bit of a bind. Zhang Lingyu had asked her to fight seriously, but she didn't currently have any named ultimate moves suitable for teaching Perfected Master Lingyu a lesson.

Drawing her blade was absolutely out of the question, and unnecessary to boot.

If she were to pull [Soul Blade: One Person] from her chest during the Luotian Grand Ceremony, all that talk about "female succubus" would have nothing to do with Xia He anymore.

But surely, she couldn't just use her little feet, clad in gradient stockings, to give him a [Serious Kick], right?

"Miss Mia... what do you think this Water Dirt Thunder looks like?" Zhang Lingyu, the straightest man in the universe, threw out a question that was a death trap.

"...Is that something that can even be said out loud?" Mia complained wildly in her heart, but she didn't respond aloud.

"The kidneys are the place where essence is stored... What this Water Dirt Thunder manifests... is precisely the image of turbid essence formed by the downward flow of kidney water!"

"The leakage of primordial essence might not be a big deal when it happens to an ordinary person."

"But I have been a monk since childhood, priding myself on a firm Daoist heart... yet I easily broke my primordial yang..."

"This Water Dirt Thunder is the evil fruit of my evil deeds! It is the image of my past ugliness! Yet I deceived myself and was unwilling to face the mistakes I committed in the past..." Zhang Lingyu's self-exposure, once started, could not be stopped.

"Stop, stop, stop!!! Daoist Lingyu, the Zhengyi Sect doesn't seem to forbid marriage, right? What are you beating yourself up for?" Mia blushed and interrupted the rambling Zhang Lingyu.

In the stands, a group of gossip kings began their collective commentary.

"So it's true! The rumors that Zhang Lingyu had a woman were real!"

"Damn! I couldn't tell! This Daoist with such a stoic, ascetic face is actually quite smooth!"

"Who is the woman! Does anyone know?"

"Wuwuwu, this isn't real!"

"Right, you're jealous of Chu Lan because of this, and you think you're no longer pure, is that it? You think you can't learn the Yang Five Thunder anymore?" Mia glared in anger, but to everyone else, it looked like her peach-blossom eyes were putting out all their Charm.

"Do you know what Chu Lan's greatest pain has been all these years? It's the exact opposite of yours! His greatest pain is bearing the shougongsha, unable to meet the right person who truly loves him to share intimate moments with.

He asked me so many times if there was any way to remove this shackle. Daoist Lingyu, you really are—the well-fed don't know the hunger of the starving."

Zhang Lingyu froze, a mix of realization and confusion washing over him.

Mia helplessly touched her waist guard. "Aside from normal physical techniques, I will use two abilities to duel you."

"One is called [Painful Communion]: Consumes 10% of my own HP, converting 30% of the damage from the next 3 attacks into group healing (healing amount applies [Lust Poison] debuff)."

"The other is called [Seven Deadly Sins Engine]: Every 100 points of Sin accumulated (via dealing damage/Charm) automatically generates 1 [Fallen Holy Nail*Fake] floating behind my back (maximum 7)."

"It's not too late to back out and concede. I will indiscriminately absorb the [Water Dirt Thunder] you release, causing damage to myself to accumulate my [Holy Nails]."

"Furthermore, the spell I use to heal myself will make you fall in love with me very quickly. You'll forget about your previous lapse in judgment. After all, I am a succubus."

"You must overcome your love for me and defeat me before I accumulate seven [Holy Nails]."

"If you've made up your mind, give me your answer: we begin, or you concede."

Zhang Lingyu was silent for a moment. Then, he gathered a massive amount of [Water Dirt Thunder] in his hands.

"Come! Although I feel you still haven't used your true skills, accepting all my attacks as they are takes courage. Let me show you if my years of ascetic practice can overwhelm your tolerance!"

There was already quite a bit of [Water Dirt Thunder] accumulated on the ground, and after Zhang Lingyu's full-scale eruption, he laid down another thick layer.

He swiftly closed the distance. Under the enhancement of the [Golden Light Spell], not only was his defense boosted, but his strength and agility were also increased.

Mia raised her leg and used a [Flash Strike] to knock Zhang Lingyu back, drawing gasps from the stands. The legs were one thing, and the fact that they were clad in gradient stockings was another, but kicking this high? The only pity was that the attack speed was so fast that the high-speed cameras didn't even capture it.

For the first time, Xiao Tang felt that the Tang Clan's [Flash Strike] wasn't that impressive—it was just too fast.

Mia's resistance to lightning wasn't actually that high initially, but ever since she was struck by lightning during a divination session last time, her lightning resistance had become ridiculously high.

Now, every time she absorbed a one-square-meter black Slime-like [Water Dirt Thunder], she would lose about 15 HP (an ordinary person would lose 50). Additionally, there would be a negative status effect causing a loss of 10 HP and True Qi every 10 seconds, lasting for half a minute.

Her own Healing Spell could barely keep her HP balanced. As for True Qi (MP), every inch of ground where Mia cleared away the [Water Dirt Thunder] sprouted and bloomed into a sea of [Blood Rose], which were lightning-resistant versions. There was absolutely no need to worry about that.

Mia wore an expression of compassion for the world, walking into the ink-black ocean of [Water Dirt Thunder] with a fragrant breeze trailing behind her.

She looked exactly like a saintess going to die for the sake of the world. But the battle outfit she wore betrayed her race—a succubus.

"Old Lu, my grand-disciple Zhang Chulan has already fallen to Mia. There's a good chance he'll be stuck with [Jianggong Thunder] for the rest of his life." The Celestial Master adjusted his Daoist cap.

"Hmm, this one will likely fall to this girl as well. Not to mention Zhang Lingyu, I'm not even sure if I could defeat her before she accumulates enough damage." Lu Jin held Mia's combat ability in very high regard.

"Hmm, you're right, Old Lu. Although your strength is lacking, your judgment has always been good. Hahahaha..." The Celestial Master stroked his beard and laughed heartily.

"Hey, I heard from Liang Wuer that you were once beaten while hung up by this girl, along with Zhang Huaiyi?" Old Lu threw out his trump card, decisively killing the pleasant conversation.

Three of Mia's [Fallen Holy Nail*Fake] had already been activated. Zhang Lingyu had also been kicked by Mia until he vomited blood several times.

If he was Perfected Master Nie Jiao before, that nickname was no longer appropriate; it had to be changed to 'Perfected Master Touching Feet.'

The [Water Dirt Thunder] on the field was almost completely absorbed by Mia.

Zhang Lingyu's body was becoming heavier and heavier, but he wasn't unable to move, because Mia's [Healing Spell] could take care of him.

At the same time, [Charm] and [Lust Poison] were eroding Zhang Lingyu's sanity, making the love for Mia in his heart deeper and more intense.

He seized the opportunity, mobilizing all the Qi he could use in his body, and sealed Mia inside a massive sphere of [Water Dirt Thunder]...