Section 115

"Then if you don't admit this, what are you admitting to?"

"Is there anything else you need to admit?"

...

At this moment, it wasn't just General Mike.

It could be said...

People all over the world watching this live broadcast, including the netizens of the Dragon Kingdom...

...were all completely dumbfounded!

They couldn't understand what Director Chu Yun was trying to say at all!

What else could there be to admit at a time like this?

They even suspected whether there was a lag in the network or if they had missed some key plot points...

Why, even though they hadn't dared to blink for a second!

Suddenly they couldn't understand what was happening anymore!?

...

In the audience representative seats, there was also a buzz of discussion... no one knew what Director Chu Yun was trying to say, or what he wanted to admit.

Finally...

Director Chu Yun stood up and silenced the discussion.

Then, he strode to the center of the stage...

And with an "apologetic" look on his face, he said to the representatives of over 200 countries present and to everyone watching this broadcast worldwide—

"I'm sorry... people of the world. I now [admit]—there is one thing... we, the Dragon Kingdom, have deceived the whole world!"

"And for so many years... whether it was our official media or every single citizen of the Dragon Kingdom... whenever anyone was asked this question, they all gave a negative answer! Every Dragon Kingdom citizen would firmly tell the other person... 'No, that's not it, that's not what you think.'"

"Including myself, I have also been asked this question countless times—['Do all of you in the Dragon Kingdom know kung fu? Can everyone scale walls and fight well?']"

"Every time, I gave a negative answer and told them... that's just a stereotype from the movies... not everyone is Jackie Chan, not everyone is Jet Li, not every panda is 'Kung Fu Panda'..."

"But! Now that it has come to this, I admit it! I'm showing my cards to the whole world—"

"[You guessed right before—our Dragon Kingdom! Indeed, everyone knows kung fu.]"

This baffling statement from Director Chu Yun... left all the Dragon Kingdom netizens completely confused and unable to understand!

But no one expected that

this sentence...

...would directly cause an uproar among the foreign representatives in the audience!

Everyone exclaimed! It was as if they had discovered the truth of the universe—

"Oh my God, I knew the Dragon Kingdom people were definitely lying to us! I knew it all along, you know? I've asked Dragon Kingdom people this question countless times. I asked them if they knew kung fu. But every single one of them gave me the exact same uniform answer: [No!] At the time, I found it very strange. If not everyone knows kung fu... then why is every Dragon Kingdom person in the movies more powerful than the last?"

"That's right! I started suspecting it a long time ago! Traditional martial arts are a national treasure passed down in the Dragon Kingdom since ancient times... how could it be that no one knows kung fu now? That's just too unbelievable! Sure enough... sure enough, the people of the Dragon Kingdom have been lying to us all along! Now you admit it, right?"

"Hmph, I just knew it was impossible! On the internet... I've seen countless times how Dragon Kingdom students learn military boxing during their military training at the start of the semester, how the grandpas and grandmas in the Dragon Kingdom go to the squares to practice boxing and dance every night, let alone the parks in the morning... they are all old men practicing Tai Chi! I really just have to laugh! [Clearly, the whole country has such a great atmosphere of everyone practicing martial arts... why do they, the people of the Dragon Kingdom, never admit it?]"

"Maybe... there really is some necessity to hide it from us? We have many international students from the Dragon Kingdom in our class... the funny thing is! That's right, when we asked them if they knew kung fu... they all, just like Director Chu Yun, denied it very firmly! But... this is completely contrary to my perception! [How could there possibly be any person from the Dragon Kingdom who doesn't know kung fu in this world? In the Dragon Kingdom... don't even the pandas know kung fu?]"

"Heh heh heh! This time... you've finally slipped up, haven't you!? There was a news story on the internet before... it said a foreign young man was bullying a Dragon Kingdom auntie on the street... but in the attached picture! That auntie was still chattering away to the police officers... while that foreign young man was lying on a stretcher, his face covered in blood! With this... you still tell me that not everyone in the Dragon Kingdom knows kung fu? I really don't believe it at all."

...

This scene of the United Nations venue in an uproar...

...left the netizens of the Dragon Kingdom even more dumbfounded!

What the f*ck!?

What the f*ck!?!?

What on earth is going on!?

Could it be...

...is the foreigners' misunderstanding of us really this deep!?

We really don't know kung fu!

How come after Director Chu Yun's "showdown"... all these foreign friends have this expression of "Sh*t! We've been deceived by you for so long"!?

Now...

...it's going to be impossible to explain this clearly from now on!

To think... to think they even came up with such ridiculous things as "pandas know kung fu!"

Hey, hey, hey!

Have you guys really never seen a panda?

With such a round body that even crawling is a struggle... you foreigners actually believe they know kung fu!?

...

The fact that foreigners firmly believe [Dragon Kingdom people all know kung fu!]... perhaps the Dragon Kingdom people themselves find it hard to understand, but this is almost a universally accepted impression abroad!

By the same logic...

...it's like "people in India all eat curry with their hands and then wipe their butts!",

"the captain of the US basketball team always likes to bully people at school and his girlfriend must be a cheerleader!",

"people in Japan are always apologizing, bowing, and kowtowing!",

"people in Korea eat kimchi every day and can't even finish half a watermelon all year round!",

"people in Russia always have vodka on them and wrestle with bears every day",

...and so on and so forth!

These are all [stereotypes] about various countries on the internet!

The people of the Dragon Kingdom see foreigners this way...

By the same logic!

Foreigners also view the people of the Dragon Kingdom this way!

Almost every foreigner firmly believes—

[The people of the Dragon Kingdom! Indeed, everyone knows kung fu! It is unquestionable!]

Even if...

...every Dragon Kingdom person asked this question abroad tries their best to deny it and patiently explains...

...but once this kind of stereotype is formed...

...it is quite difficult to change! It is almost equivalent to subverting their worldview and values!

As a person from the Dragon Kingdom...

...at this moment, one simply cannot imagine!

Director Chu Yun's joke-like [showdown declaration]... has simply caused a huge uproar on the foreign internet.

《Official Confirmation! 1.2 The Dragon Kingdom indeed has everyone knowing kung fu》

This hot search topic quickly topped the charts on foreign websites!

The comments were explosive:

"Holy crap! I've always suspected my Dragon Kingdom roommate knows kung fu! The way he cooks is like he's wrestling with the pot... but he refuses to admit it!"

"What should I do? I think I offended the Dragon Kingdom international student in our class earlier... he, he, he... he won't scale the walls and assassinate me, will he?"

"Heh! I knew that group of aunties dancing in the square in Times Square wasn't simple... that level of coordination... one look and you know they are trained fighters!"

"The Dragon Kingdom officials have clearly officially announced it! They've laid their cards on the table! But my Dragon Kingdom boyfriend still won't admit he knows kung fu! He refuses to show me a few moves no matter what! Sisters, what should I do?"

...

At this moment.

Even General Mike was starting to become skeptical!

To be honest... he hadn't really had much contact with people from the Dragon Kingdom...

...but subconsciously, he also felt... that people from the Dragon Kingdom should know a little bit of kung fu, just like how everyone there supposedly knows how to play table tennis!

But...

[The fact that Dragon Kingdom people all know kung fu and can play table tennis... isn't that globally recognized?]

Why bring it up again here without any meaning?

"Director Chu Yun! What on earth are you trying to say?"

The exclamations of "It's true!" from the audience representative seats... made Director Chu Yun very satisfied!

This... was part of his plan!