Section 91
Everyone thought this was just a very ordinary sports drink...
Many people even felt that selling it for 20 yuan was too expensive!
Mizone and Scream only cost five yuan a bottle!
Red Bull is only six yuan!
The tiny glass bottle Lin Xian was holding... didn't even contain a mouthful! And yet it was going to sell for 20 yuan!
That's a bit of a ripoff!
However... they were truly too young and naive!
Their excessive relaxation... had already made them forget the fear that Lin Xian was capable of dominating the entire world!
A sports drink? An oral liquid!?
Think about it carefully... how could Lin Xian possibly invent such a low-end product!?
Sure enough... When Lin Xian saw everyone's barrage comments, he explained:
"Although... this packaging looks a lot like an oral liquid, it has... absolutely nothing to do with oral liquids, sports drinks, or anything of the sort!"
"The liquid inside is a special potion I developed... It can significantly [strengthen] the user's body... and it takes effect immediately after consumption, with permanent strengthening effects!"
"The name of this product is... [Agricultural Genetic Serum]!"
After the product's efficacy and name were revealed... the millions of people in the livestream were shocked to the point of explosion! It was as if they had been struck by lightning—
"Holy sh*t, holy sh*t, what did I just hear... What did I just hear? [Agricultural Genetic Serum]? A Genetic Potion... is that like the magical stuff Captain America drank in the Marvel movie 'Captain America'!? In the movie... Captain America was originally a short, skinny weakling... but just because he drank the Genetic Potion, he turned into a two-meter-tall muscular hunk not long after."
"But... but that's just a movie! How could such an exaggerated and absurd thing exist in real life? A Genetic Potion... I originally thought the product Lin Xian was going to sell would definitely be a health-oriented electrolyte drink or sports drink that could restore physical strength... But I didn't expect this! Never in my wildest dreams did I expect! This so-called finale product... is actually a Genetic Potion!?"
"But... but the person saying this! Is Lin Xian! If anyone else told me this... I would definitely think they were a scammer! But if it's Lin Xian... I truly believe everything he says is fact! After all... everyone, think about it... didn't we think every product Lin Xian released before was insane and absurd? But... has Lin Xian ever engaged in any [false advertising]!?"
"Hiss... never mind false advertising... Lin Xian is actually very cautious and responsible... When introducing his products, he always intentionally speaks conservatively... For example, that Artificial Rainfall Bomb, its range is actually far more than 20,000 kilometers. For example, that Agricultural Mecha... even though it flew so spectacularly, he initially said it could only perform Emergency Flight. So... we have reason to believe! Perhaps this Genetic Potion, which costs less than 20 yuan... has effects even more exaggerated than what Lin Xian described."
"Can... can it really [strengthen] our bodies? According to Lin Xian... the strengthening effects of this Genetic Potion are permanent! And the effects are very significant! It can even... allow those elderly farmers who can barely walk... to burst with the vitality they had when they were young and working in the fields. This... this is too powerful! I simply can't believe it... If this stuff was given to the soldiers in our military region, one bottle each... wouldn't the Dragon Country's army be filled with dragons among men! Everyone would be a wolf warrior!?"
Dragons among men... Wolf warriors. Thinking of this terrifying scene... it wasn't just the Dragon Country netizens who were shocked... Even General Mike! At this very moment, he stumbled and nearly fell on the stage!
A... A Genetic Potion!? Has something that only exists in sci-fi movies... actually been developed by Lin Xian!?
Mechas, Drones, laser weapons, and the like... at least have scientific theories to support them in real life!
What the hell is this Genetic Potion!? There's absolutely no theoretical support! It's completely a made-up concept from sci-fi movies!
But... Lin Xian would absolutely never engage in false advertising... He just said it himself— "This Agricultural Genetic Serum can significantly strengthen a farmer's physical fitness... and can even allow those elderly farmers who can barely walk to regain the vitality they had when they were young and farming!"
Strengthen... strengthen... strengthen... Could there really be such a magical potion??
In this instant... General Mike, just like the Dragon Country netizens, imagined the same scene!
Although... the name of this potion is [Agricultural Genetic Serum]... no one ever stipulated that people other than farmers can't drink it!
If it's really as Lin Xian said... and this potion can significantly strengthen human physical fitness... then there's no need to even think about it! The generals of the Dragon Country's military region will definitely be the first to give their soldiers a bottle each.
By then... everyone will transform into a wolf warrior! Flying through the sky and burrowing into the earth on the battlefield!
What the f*ck... how is this war supposed to be fought? Might as well just surrender.
However— Lin Xian is truly the representative figure of "saying shocking things until he kills!"
Before General Mike could even question the Dragon Country about this... Lin Xian blurted out his next, even more shocking statement—
"Ah... I forgot to mention something just now."
"This [Agricultural Genetic Serum]... only after a person drinks three bottles will their body develop a resistance, and drinking it afterwards won't have any effect, nor will the body be able to absorb it."
"So... that means—"
"[By drinking this bottle of Agricultural Genetic Serum, every farmer uncle's physical fitness... can be strengthened 3 times!]"
!(bc)! ???????????????? The livestream screen... was already completely flooded with question marks! Not a single gap left!
This sentence... was like the final straw that broke the camel's back... It even caused the usually composed Director Chu Yun... exhausted and worn out... to faint from shock.
And General Mike... was not doing any better at this moment!
Just now... when he imagined the Dragon Country's military soldiers each having a bottle of Genetic Potion, and then everyone becoming wolf warriors flying through the sky and diving into the earth... General Mike's spirit had already been devastated to the extreme!
And this sentence from Lin Xian... was like a thunderbolt from the sky that shattered all of General Mike's life beliefs.
Strengthening once was scary enough... but it can actually be strengthened three times?
How is this any different from the three-stage transformation of a Super Saiyan in those Japanese comics!?
Terrifying... Terrifying. The scene of the Dragon Country's million-strong army... all being strengthened three times, after their three-stage transformation... is terrifying!
Thump... General Mike's legs went weak... and he actually knelt directly on the stage of the United Nations. He...
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